Okay faggots is it really possible to get women over the internet- I have no social skills and to be really honest im...

okay faggots is it really possible to get women over the internet- I have no social skills and to be really honest im waaay too fucking lazy to do all that shit to get laid. I just want to fuck, it shouldnt be too hard to find women who is not morbidly obese to have sex. What do

Tell me about yourself. Body type?

>no social skills
>get women over the internet
>too fucking lazy to get laid
>just want to fuck
>can't be hard to find horny women

Have you tried prostitutes?

Get sex app

omegle

i used to be skellington mode but i got a bit of chub since i am on vacations. I mean i cant be a fatso neither because i am in the military. So pretty much i keep myself in shape
>mfw i have to return to barracks

Dude nobody worth being with wants a guy who is too lazy to go after what he wants. You gotta shake that kind of shit man or nothing is going to happen.

Im your dude. Just did 5 years.

Getting laid should be too easy for you

Lel

As if we were still back in 2010

Man just go to any porn site. Click the ads on the side. There's always TONS of horny milfs in my area that I take advantage of.

ah i should also mention im poor as fuck. Goddammit my head just doesnt work that good anymore

Actually..
I'm angry now.

You're a single soldier living in the barracks?

YOU SHOULD BE SWIMMING IN IT. Hit the local bar scene with some guys from your company.

starting a career as an officer. Three years in, one more to the shitfest. I know what you mean but i literally just dont go out. Like the little time i have i spent it inside my apt. I hate social events. FUCK

who would want to fuck you?

Look at it from their perspective, you sound like a fat lazy neckbeard with no personality. would you want to fuck that?

Someone you work with for sure has a gf/wife that is trying to hook her friend up. I used to get laid like that a bunch. It's minimum socializing because your friend and his gf have already done all the work and both of you can cut through the shit cause you both know what you're here for.
You will have go 10 minutes without being a tard though.

absolutely op i've banged 1 chick i met from going on omegle. banged 2 girls from tinder. it's possible just keep trying!

im not a neckbeard thats for sure. And i would fuck myself, no homo. Also i just want 2 fuck not feed her a bowl of eggs

>You will have go 10 minutes without being a tard though.
man id have better luck walking trough an artillery poligon during live fire haha

>im not a neckbeard
>"no social skills"
>"get women over the internet"
>"im waaay too fucking lazy to do all that shit"

i mean, maybe its time you really take a hard look in the mirror.

Get stationed in Germany. Whore houses are godly

i dont have beard down my neck.

man i wish

oh for gods sake, hire a whore. 200 incall gfe and fuck her eys out

second

i found my GF using "pesterchum"
(its for homestuck fans tho)

she said no

>me
>no money

What about people who actually want a girlfriend and not just sex?

My problem is, my type of girl is not the kind that goes to the bar or parties. How the fuck does one find a girl who isn't a massive slut?

Hit up the local community college. Bunch of 19/20 yr olds. Goddammit.

>how do i find a girl who doesnt like sex
what the fuck i am reading

And do what, flirt with random girls on the street?

I am kinda socially awkward. Not the kind that can't talk to people. I just don't do things like randomly talk to random girls walking around.

The kinda girl I like is more calm and intellectual, the kind that's either at home or library studying. Library is of limits for non students.

I honesty dont know what to do. Havn't had a girlfriend since high school. Because I barely know how to find my type of girl anywhere. And I work in engineering, so almost no girls around here.

I actually care who I sleep with. To me sex is intimate and should only be done with someone you really love. Now I'm very aware that's an uncommon opinion. Which is part of my problem.

Oh. I thought you were college age. nevermind on that one. Age?

Try a Barnes & Nobles

second

Well I am. I'm 22 years old,
I have a 3 year degree in engineering, so I might continue for a masters degree later. But I don't fancy waiting to go back to college to find a girlfriend. It's just hard cause I don't have the forum to interact with my kind of girl. Cause she would probably be like me, work/school half the time, be at home half the time. The only place I could imagine finding such a girl is in a library, but libraries isn't really the best place to chat with people.