Heya Sup Forums. You most likely have done this before. You know what to do

Heya Sup Forums. You most likely have done this before. You know what to do.

I wish /b would die.

B dies but is replaced with 9gag

I love when these threads start to get uncreative and the responses usually end up

>I wish I had superpowers
"the superpower is to be a faggot"

>I wish I had a billion dollars
"the money turns you into a faggot"

>I wish I became super attractive
"you only attract faggots"

So generic Sup Forums responses

I wish this user was a faggot

shut up faggot

Granted but his dick is permanently embedded in your ass.

I wish for OP's Heterosexuality

>Denied
OP is always a faggot

I wish I was gay

Wish granted

I wish I was fucking dead.

You die, but your consciousness travels to a parallel universe where you are still alive

I wish I could talk to animals

Brain dead but still fully conscious.

não

Right before you die your life actually gains purpose, you get the love of your dreams, everything in your life that you desire, but right before you can enjoy it, you die

Granted but animals only speak russian

Do you know what words mean?

I wish I was someone better

Wish granted but your parents think you're crazy and put you in a mental asylum

I wish I was rich

i wish i could wish smth and don’t be faggot at the same time

I wish I was good at soccer

You become better but your father rapes ypu to assert his superiority

Gonna cost ya both your arms.

My pops is kill

You are the richest man in Somalia

I wish for world peace

I wish I could wish for more wishes

Wish granted, but the day after you have a car crash and become tetraplegic

You are the world champion in child rape

Wish granted, but you can only wish for more wishes.

Nice one

Your love of when these threads start to get uncreative turns you into a faggot

I wish that people will do whatever I tell them to

I wish Hitler was alive

Granted, but you look like this now.....

I'm sorry

granted, but he's a bad guy this time

He is but he gets incarcerated and raped in jail

He comes back to life, but it's wimpy art school Hitler

Wish granted, but everyone knows you have this power

Granted, but he exterminates Daniel Radcliffes relatives

Granted but you're locked in Prison

Downside?

I wish for a normal living girl that loves and cares for me as a person

You do something, everyone knows and is sniped

Everyone would hate you and would avoid you after a while

Granted, but she has a dick and no tits and goes by Steve

Wish granted but she has cancer

I wish every woman was sexually attracted to me.

Wish granted, but also who IDENTIFIES as a girl is attracted to you

Granted, but every woman has a different std

Granted but you are impotent

Granted. But you are a heterosexual that can't stop skipping and singing and talking about how happy and "gay" you are.

I wish I had a computer that works, is fast, has power, turns on and runs perfectly, doesn't get stolen, is water proof, made of some indestructible shit, runs all games and programs easily, never crashes, no malware and no viruses, secure data with safe backed up drives, decent keyboard and mouse and screens all without issues.

I wish for world peace

Thats ok

Granted, but you no longer have the ability to get an erection.

Wish granted but you're now poor af

Granted, but it comes in a IKEA box you have to solder and assemble everything by scratch

Granted. All humans are now dead.

So what? Zombie rape.

Where's the downside?

You are in fact human, my child

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Solid. Well done.

Granted but all humans are dead

That's okay. I can just sell some of the indestructible shit the machine is made of to the gov. Rich for life.

Wish granted but the I nterenet ceases to exist

I wish I sexually identified as an attack helicopter

Oh you little fucker...

I wish for a cactus in my ass

Granted but it is attained after the human race self destructs itself.

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Thats okay, i've got ol' disk games such as RA2:YR. D2:LOD, Dungeon Keeper 2

Wish granted, it's peyote

Granted, but you'll get shot down by towelheads

granted, but it's not a spiky one.

As long as the animals are fine I'm okay with this

Done. Unfortunately, "Cactus" is the pet name for a 6'5" dude's 14 inch STD-ridden cock.

I wish all Muslims were dead

I wish all jews died

granted, but jews replace them

Now jews rule the world
Now muslims rule the world

Granted. It turns out, their religion was correct, and they were all taken in a rapture-like event, leaving the all left on Earth to be tormented for eternity.

They die
now we're even more infested by niggers

Is that you satan?

I wish I had a penis

You have but the first time you have sex you get AIDS

I wish Sup Forums wasn't a cancer-ridden place overrun with copypasta faggotrolls.

You're now an impotent

I'll just get a sexbot then

Granted but now all Christian nations become theocracies and religious extremists.

It's now only feminist propaganda

Sup Forums is now reddit

Touche

i wish op got butt raped to death by a by a thousand bulls

This. kek

Wish granted but you get raped aswell

I wish for height surgerues