Heya Sup Forums. You most likely have done this before. You know what to do.
Heya Sup Forums. You most likely have done this before. You know what to do
I wish /b would die.
B dies but is replaced with 9gag
I love when these threads start to get uncreative and the responses usually end up
>I wish I had superpowers
"the superpower is to be a faggot"
>I wish I had a billion dollars
"the money turns you into a faggot"
>I wish I became super attractive
"you only attract faggots"
So generic Sup Forums responses
I wish this user was a faggot
shut up faggot
Granted but his dick is permanently embedded in your ass.
I wish for OP's Heterosexuality
>Denied
OP is always a faggot
I wish I was gay
Wish granted
I wish I was fucking dead.
You die, but your consciousness travels to a parallel universe where you are still alive
I wish I could talk to animals
Brain dead but still fully conscious.
não
Right before you die your life actually gains purpose, you get the love of your dreams, everything in your life that you desire, but right before you can enjoy it, you die
Granted but animals only speak russian
Do you know what words mean?
I wish I was someone better
Wish granted but your parents think you're crazy and put you in a mental asylum
I wish I was rich
i wish i could wish smth and don’t be faggot at the same time
I wish I was good at soccer
You become better but your father rapes ypu to assert his superiority
Gonna cost ya both your arms.
My pops is kill
You are the richest man in Somalia
I wish for world peace
I wish I could wish for more wishes
Wish granted, but the day after you have a car crash and become tetraplegic
You are the world champion in child rape
Wish granted, but you can only wish for more wishes.
Nice one
Your love of when these threads start to get uncreative turns you into a faggot
I wish that people will do whatever I tell them to
I wish Hitler was alive
Granted, but you look like this now.....
I'm sorry
granted, but he's a bad guy this time
He is but he gets incarcerated and raped in jail
He comes back to life, but it's wimpy art school Hitler
Wish granted, but everyone knows you have this power
Granted, but he exterminates Daniel Radcliffes relatives
Granted but you're locked in Prison
Downside?
I wish for a normal living girl that loves and cares for me as a person
You do something, everyone knows and is sniped
Everyone would hate you and would avoid you after a while
Granted, but she has a dick and no tits and goes by Steve
Wish granted but she has cancer
I wish every woman was sexually attracted to me.
Wish granted, but also who IDENTIFIES as a girl is attracted to you
Granted, but every woman has a different std
Granted but you are impotent
Granted. But you are a heterosexual that can't stop skipping and singing and talking about how happy and "gay" you are.
I wish I had a computer that works, is fast, has power, turns on and runs perfectly, doesn't get stolen, is water proof, made of some indestructible shit, runs all games and programs easily, never crashes, no malware and no viruses, secure data with safe backed up drives, decent keyboard and mouse and screens all without issues.
I wish for world peace
Thats ok
Granted, but you no longer have the ability to get an erection.
Wish granted but you're now poor af
Granted, but it comes in a IKEA box you have to solder and assemble everything by scratch
Granted. All humans are now dead.
So what? Zombie rape.
Where's the downside?
You are in fact human, my child
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Solid. Well done.
Granted but all humans are dead
That's okay. I can just sell some of the indestructible shit the machine is made of to the gov. Rich for life.
Wish granted but the I nterenet ceases to exist
I wish I sexually identified as an attack helicopter
Oh you little fucker...
I wish for a cactus in my ass
Granted but it is attained after the human race self destructs itself.
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Thats okay, i've got ol' disk games such as RA2:YR. D2:LOD, Dungeon Keeper 2
Wish granted, it's peyote
Granted, but you'll get shot down by towelheads
granted, but it's not a spiky one.
As long as the animals are fine I'm okay with this
Done. Unfortunately, "Cactus" is the pet name for a 6'5" dude's 14 inch STD-ridden cock.
I wish all Muslims were dead
I wish all jews died
granted, but jews replace them
Now jews rule the world
Now muslims rule the world
Granted. It turns out, their religion was correct, and they were all taken in a rapture-like event, leaving the all left on Earth to be tormented for eternity.
They die
now we're even more infested by niggers
Is that you satan?
I wish I had a penis
You have but the first time you have sex you get AIDS
I wish Sup Forums wasn't a cancer-ridden place overrun with copypasta faggotrolls.
You're now an impotent
I'll just get a sexbot then
Granted but now all Christian nations become theocracies and religious extremists.
It's now only feminist propaganda
Sup Forums is now reddit
Touche
i wish op got butt raped to death by a by a thousand bulls
This. kek
Wish granted but you get raped aswell
I wish for height surgerues