WORST SEXUAL EXPERIENCES THREAD
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WORST SEXUAL EXPERIENCES THREAD
>Be me, 20
>Get back from movie theatre with gf
>Decide to get it on
>Both laying on our sides and I'm fucking her from behind, same position as pick
>She starts rubbing her clit super hard
>Feel a small pinch on my cock
>Whatever, keep going
>Dicking her down good until I notice red on my sheets
>"Oh fuck are you on your period?"
>"No, why?"
>Cock fucking stinging
>Pull out
>The corner of her nail cut my fucking cock
Wasn't too bad after but holy shit did that ever kill the mood fast.
post oc you cunt
I didn't take a picture of my cut up dick, assclown.
OK, sit comfortably.
> about 25
> at a shitty DIY music festival
> fat girl I know is stalking me
> we fucked a couple times but she's apparently in love
> she finds me. dammit
> she clings
> she follows me
> whatever. I'm fucking hammered
> we go to the back of my car to crash
> she wants love
> I finger her
> "oh God user, oh God user"
> she shrieks the loudest shriek ever recorded
> pretty sure people in other cars are amused
> she claws my back. it hurts.
> clearly she enjoyed herself though I did not so much
> next she pulls my pants down and starts sucking
> not_bad_I_guess.jpg
> "um, ok, stop"
> she doesn't
> she swallows
> then she keeps trying to suck drops out
> and keeps trying
> and keeps trying. teeth_marks_on_cock_head.jpg
> well all in all, that wasn't too bad
> she reapproaches for round two
> why_not.jpg
> she swallows again, same drill
> we more or less pass out
> next morning. she wants a kiss and wants to go out for breakfast
> no
Dubs and I'll post a pic of my dick head, which still has the teeth marks today
>which still has the teeth marks today
She probably thought it was a sausage
Rolling
Poast
One last reroll
rolling
Kek I’ll bite
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get
ok, please dont judge me on this
>I was inspired by the deerfucker (dont have the screencap of the orignal thread at hand)
>decided to try roadkill out, just once for the heck of it
>last month i got lucky
>dead doe on roadside
>pick her up in complete darkness, by wrapping her in plastic bags.
>not so easy, cause she is really stiff and cold
>throw her in the trunk
>drive through the woods.
>funny smell in my car.
>arrive on location, open the trunk.
>lift her up
>something drips down from the bag.
>intense stench.
>what the.
>unbag her.
>holy shit.
>the side that was in contact with the road is completely jelly like and hairless.
>maggot everywhere
> she is no longer half-frozen.
>a farting/gurgling noise from her head
>pungent smell erupts from her bloated body after i drop her on the ground.
>notice greasy slime all over my hands, arms and in my trunk.
>i am choking
>never smelled anything like this.
>its like rotten flesh, feces and ammonia.
>i start puking and running to escape the smell.
>collapse after i accidentaly inhale my own vomit
>coughing, choking and vomiting on the ground.
>i am close to passing out, i cant breath
>i try to calm myself down
>i try to breath slowly and controlled, but the memory of the smell alone is enough to make me cough and choke again.
>it takes a few minutes for me to calm down.
>i have to resist the urge to think of the smell, to breath to fast, to even think of what is covering my hands.
>i remove my smelling clothes and just throw them in the next bush.
>i get back into my car only wearing shoes and underware.
>i dont even close my trunk, because the smell in my car is unbearable.
>just drive off, leaving my clothes behind, along with a deer corpse, a box of condoms and a few plastic bags.
>never return.
>to this day i have trouble breathing when thinking about this stuff.
now i just fap to necro-furry-porn like everyone else. roadkill just isnt for me.
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Is gay shit valid?
Alright
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post it
Dubs, post dick teeth marks
This is a thing of beauty
rolling
Rrrroling
Hate to admit it but I I've done the "her butt smells like shit I better hurry up and cum so I can leave" routine
Sometimes you just need to call them out and say Hey your butt smells
Hey there's poop
I got poop dick during a threesome dp'ing a girl
My fat ex couldn't wipe her ass properly and i saw a poop mark and I said gross when she bent over for doggy
She cries and has an anxiety attack
Wipe your ass you fat useless cunt
rollington
I'd be okay with having a bad sexual experience.
Beyond fucked up but who am I to judge.
As long as you learned something that day
was living with gf for about a year, wanted to propose.
our families have met a few times, one time her mum meets my cousin. cousin is autist so looks into it, she tells my family who my gf is. a few days later my grandad explains who she is. turns out shes actually my 3rd cousin. I throw up for 30 mins and then had to brake up with the only 9/10 I ever fucked
I went celibate for 2 years after bc I couldn't shake the thought of fucking a relative
wouldve green text but cba
/k/
Not judging, but this absolutely belongs in a best of Sup Forums thread for years to come.
>be me 19
>mmf threesome
>she's riding my dick and sucking the other guy
>other guy cums without warning her
>she chokes up cum and phlegm right on my face and chest
shit wrong post
rolling for degeneracy
That's the sort of risk you play with groups
OK
Your a fucking idiot go sit on a cactus
Worst sexual experience for me was the 1.5 years I pretended to be attracted to my fat ex
Why the fuck did I keep that going
I haven't had any awful disgusting stories besides the odd poop stain or shit on my dick
. but
Worst sexually experience was when I pulled a girls hair and she started crying..
>be me
>be fucking gf at the time
>qt314.png
>she wants to try anal
>10 mins and im in
>feels good, not as good as advertised
>she stops me abruptly
>wants to go out
>didntfinish.wav
>go out n have fun
>drive her home
>itchydick.bat
>go to show
>shitdick.jpg
>oh well. fucked a butt on a whim.
>shithappens.mp4
>get out of shower
>get in bed
>shit stain on pillow she used angle herself up
>found out why she wanted to leave so suddenly
>she never wanted to try anal again
>never brought up her accident cuz i'm not a dickhead, just a shitdick.
>endingtheme.midi
>me 16 with first real gf
>shes christian as fuck but convince her to fuck around
>shes apparently never seen a dick, ive never had mine touched
>gives me a dry handy, feelsgood.gif
>keeps going harder and faster
>starts to hurt like hell but also feel great
>didnt want to say anything about the pain
>after i cum my dick is in so much pain i cant walk
>friction burn on the top of my dick for 2 weeks
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>me, 17 or so, at the county fair with friends
>blackout drunk, fat bitch convinces me to drive home because she cant drive a stick
>go to my house, realize shes in my car
>tell her to just sleep on my couch
>she says no
>well suck my dick then
>she sucks me for a while, i end up playing with her pancake titties
>dont remember much else other than she made me drive her home blacked out
>wake up with itchy dick and horrible taste in my mouth
>make her sit on my lap
>stealth mode insertion under skirt
>hot grool all over my dick and balls
>grind without causing any noise or attention
>hear footsteps on stairs
>have to hurry the fuck up
>footsteps getting louder
>intensity of my orgasm is tremendous
>her mom opens door "let's go hunny mommy's leaving now, kiss your cousin and get ready"
>he daughter flushed, sweaty, pussy full of cum, sleepy eyed and mouth breathing decides to simply hop off of me
>moment I I lost my family
>her mom's howl will haunt me forever
>my exposed cum covered dick standing ovation to the self destructive idiocy that is me
>get beat up by dad
>then by cops
>then slapped around by my own uncle who was then my bail reference
>dad disowned me
Pussy was mad worth it though
beta manlet
You idiot should have kept it going
Your family didn't even give a shit
Roll for Teef
Ended up also being my best sex story too. Crush is bangin hot.
found the screencap of the original deerfuckerthread
Oh for the love of God, please dubs! Lololol
kinda wish I did. shes single but we only talk like once a week
The funny thing is actually having kids with a 3rd cousin gives the best results biologically speaking. They had a lot of researches about that in Iceland due to the reduced population.
wtf no dubs yet? let me show you how it's done.
This is insanely hot, I imagined Hermione for some reason.
How old was she? Why did you get arrested
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>me 22
>traveling europe
>meet up with qt314 in germany
>go for a walk on the river at night
>fuck on the banks of the river, getting rocks up my ass
>she does nothing but complain about positions she doesnt like
>makes no effort to do anything
>get up and bust on her face, get dressed, and smoke a cigarette while she figures out how to clean herself
>basically had this experience every time we fucked over the next two months
>worst sex i ever had but definitely the most beautiful fat booty red head ive ever fucked
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>me, 22, at home for xmas
>fwb is in town, hear last minute shes dtf
>im out in the countryside at my moms house
>been drinking a bit but really want to fuck anyway so i start driving
>5 minutes outside of town i have to shit so bad
>nothing is open
>pull open and shit on a tree, nothing to wipe with but my socks and some snow
>get to her house, try to clean myself as best as i can in her bathroom
>eventually she gets my pants off
>wave of shit smell fills the room
>sucked my dick anyway and fucked her throughout the night
oh wow this is genuinely so bad it made me laugh out loud
you
fucking
inbecile
I already put it at They don't photograph too well though
This happened to me as well. The girl was a 3/10 but was down for whatever, spit in her mouth, drag her by the nape of her neck into the woods for anal, whatever. We fucked in her tent at a festival and as soon as I pop it in her ass the whole fucking tent starts smelling like shit. Fucking mood killer. I wiped the worst off on her and her tent mates clothes and staggered out of there like fucking John Wayne. Had to stop behind a port-a-potty and rinse myself off with a bottle of water while trying not to gag while random passerbys laughed at me. The worst.
dont see shit. i think we've been bamboozled into rolling to just see your dick...
And I thought you were joking about the bite marks
"I chapped my dick in Salt Lake City."
-Playton Osbort
Honestly I was scared he would still go through with it when he got that far.
I had a dream we we were married with a 2 yo girl
kinda sad that I found out
>Witnessing Sup Forums history in the making
>be me
>be 22 years old
>meet this chick I went to school with in a bar
>reputation as a real slut
>quite short but huge titties
>givemesomeofthat.org
>go back to her friends place
>start drunk fucking and she is wild
>she’s on top, suddenly pulls my dick out and moves it an inch back
>slams back down on my cock
>the pain is incredible, I realise instantly she has burst my banjo string and I’m now pumping blood into her ass
>stop and try to clean up in the bathroom, have to jettison my blood soaked underwear
>she’s fallen asleep by this point, so I sneak out and have to walk 5 miles home
>takes hours as I can only shuffle due to the penis pain
kek
Here’s your doubles sir
>qt314
I don't think you get the joke.
Go on fag
i got this
>jettison
Kek.
roll
Made it to s game
Do it
>
He already posted
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>be me, 19
>meet girl on internet
>she comes on over
>tells me she's never cum from oral before
>18yearoldegochallengeaccepted.wav
>chow down on taco town
>she tells me she's going to cum
>she stiffens and my mouth fills with warm fluid
>awww yiss ladycum
>swallow a mouthful
>fluid is still entering my mouth
>error.jpg
>I realise it doesn't taste like ladycum
>I realise she's pissing in my mouth
>I realise I already swallowed a mouthful
She couldn't look me in the eye for the rest of the day. I fucked her too and her pussy was like sticking my cock in a bucket of slugs.
Dios mio, man.
Roll
gimme de dubs
Turbio mal
How did you not spit in that bitches face or at least angry fuck and then piss on her prone body?
nicely done, sir.
>3rd cousin
that is not what we consider relative around these parts.
Pedo
>2 years ago
>20 years old best friend I’ve been crushing on for years feels the same
>can’t bang as her dad is round hers
>2 weeks later at friend’s house
>friend set’s up tent w/ air mattress in garden so we can bang
>start banging tightest pussy ever like holy shit
>snap banjo (frenulum) don’t realise too drunk keep ploughing which rips the foreskin
>hour later still wet dick wtf.jpg
>Look at dick blood everywhere
>call taxi to go to hospital
>end up circumcised
>mum picks me from hospital in hospital gown with burn marks on my knee cos we all know them mattresses never stay afloat.
>break up a month and a bit later
>can’t stop thinking about lost foreskin
>can’t cum from BJs since incident
>married and still think of ex
Pic related is my dick dubs for ex if anyone is interested (no nudes)
>5 years ago
>with fwb
>sick as fuck one night, she insists on coming over anyway
>babies me in the dark, asks if her ass will make me feel better
>yesmommy.jpg
>she bends over
>smear vaseline across her ass
>she starts screaming
>I start screaming
>she runs to the bathroom
>I flick on the lights
>pic related
I fucking kek'd, bro.
kek kek
Actually laughed
kek over 9000
>me 16
>be with a girl for about 6 months
>10/10 body 7/10 face
>never boned both virgins a lot of mouth and hand stuff thought
>finally try and bone
>put condom on
>insert
>Feelsalrightman.jpeg
>about 6 minutes in it starts to feel 100x better
>look down condom broke
>tell her
>mistake.docx
>she starts crying like a five year old who's dog just got ran over
>only ever got to fuck her to completion once over 8 months
>mfw she left me for my best friend
>mfw 2 years later he treated her like shit and broke her heart
>the feels when I fucked her for 2 hours straight after they broke up never talked to her again.
Now I'm not one to be all the universe does shit for me but I found a little piece of cardboard on the night stand next the bed after I fucked this chick that said "LIFE" I don't know man shit kinda seems like a gift.
>broke my banjo string
kek
You better have made her eat your ass after that
don’t get the deal with piss, it’s completly steril. if that ever happened with my girl i’d drink that shit, rub it all over me
This one isn't funny
>be me
>24
>kinda beta
>this loose acquaintance of mine had a gf that I was secretly in love with
>we develop an emotional affair
>I start hanging out with her without bf
>we lightly screw around but no sex
>finally she breaks up with bf
>invites me to her apt the day after dumping him
>We start making out, touching, ect
>she stops and says "hurt me"
>nigga wut
>I start kissing more aggressively, holding her much tighter
>she pushes off a little "I said fucking hurt me user!"
>i slap her a couple times pretty hard
>once I start penetrating her she's saying no but pulling me closer
>the sex was pretty rough I was choking and beating her throughout
>she's just laying there almost limp but moaning
>this is very off putting to me but I liked her a lot so I pushed through and finished
>afterwards she starts crying and is unresponsive
>inside I panic thinking about all the stories I've read on Sup Forums about how some girls cry rape after consenting to sex
>finally she tells me her dad raped her when she was 13 and she had a flashback of it when I was fucking her
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>met a girl on POF
>been talking to her for quite a while
>chatting close to midnight
>asks if I want to come over
>say yes
>drive 3 cities away racing around trying to find the right house
>comes out of door flags me down
>go in and sit on couch
>massive rotwiler comes up to me and licks my hand
>shitting myself
>dont worry hes a big baby she says
>watching tv and talking to eachother
>she said shes going to lie down for a bit
>join her
>go down on her
>caught her in between shavings
>face is all red from her stubble
>wake up next morning some guys ahead of me on the road look back laughing
>face must still be red
Autobots, roll out
>now I just fap to necro furry porn like everyone else
not how it works buddy
Do it