What should i buy my wife for her bday? something i can buy that i dont have to order online

what should i buy my wife for her bday? something i can buy that i dont have to order online

butt plug

In my opinion buy her some nice wine or something you can enjoy with her at home. That way she gets a nice item but can spend time with you and know that you care.

Get her a list of men who would actually pay enough attention to their life mate to know what she might want for her birthday. At this point, you're begging to get cheated on and you'd deserve it.

kill your wife then kill yourself!
everyone wins!

its not like i dont have ideas, just online is bullshit

Take her away for the weekend, out to the countryside.

Then leave her there

i suppose thats fate

You can't even write like a white man deserving of respect. Expect the cucking to begin soon.

shes the one whos gonna get cucked

>nuh uh!
Stop posting, nigger. This site is for actual white people.

A bike

Go to the local grocer and get her some cleaning supplies.

like a motorbike? i could

nigger im the fuhrer

No, you're powerless trash who can't even make basic decisions because his father raised him poorly or was completely absent.

wow this is actually painful to read

I imagine being raised without a father is a painful memory for you.

not as painful as reading u actually

Yeah, literacy is hard for worthless nigger trash who will never amount to anything too.

Dick in a box

no wonder hitler gave up

We've reached peak fucktard.

indeed

I accept your concession. Saged and hidden.

kys