TOR:Jays place Liriano (shoulder) on 10-day DL
SEA:Paxton (forearm) to resume throwing Thurs.
TOR:Morales (hamstring) remains sidelined Thurs.
TEX:Gallo out of Rangers' lineup Thursday night
MIN:Report: Jose Berrios promotion not imminent
OAK:Manaea (shoulder) to return Sunday or Mon
CHC:Cubs promote Eddie Butler for Friday start
OAK:A's demote Jharel Cotton to AAA Nashville
NYM:Familia has shoulder clot, may need surgery
DET:Kinsler (hamstring) 'probably' playing Thurs.
DET:JD Martinez is '50/50' to return this weekend
MLW:Eric Thames gets day off Thursday vs. BOS
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>rags
*wins*
Someone make a webm of the Marlins girl from last night.
Royals
Neftali Feliz just performed his best 2011 World Series impression by blowing a save in the 9th inning.
judged
Marlins t b h
Fire John Farrell anyway.
DADS
>Yask
*Blocks your basepath*
Man we gotta stop dropping series to shitty teams. Biggest problem so far this year
I'd go with 2 personally.
It's not a problem, you drop series to shitty teams because you are a shitty team.
...
>play in the best division in baseball
>right around .500
I'll take it desu
You could have had this man and DeLeon for Archer?
How does that make you feel???
So I know pretty much nothing about Baseball and I have basically no interest in it, but I really enjoyed John Bois' videos, is there anything else like this out there?
Pretty good all things considered because my team has made a WS more recently than the Doyers.
Maaan you never know if prospects are gonna turn out, I'll take my ace retiring here at the Trop any day over some guy on a hot streak.
user has a point
Why'd you swindle kazmir from us for victor zambrano
we could've used him like 10 year ago
Your team will also be peterpetually trash and a joke of team.
>but look at the epic loss we received 10 years ago !
>look look we made the series!
Legitamently a pathetic mentality. Wouldn't be be surprised if you're a virgin on his 20's content with masturbating
>5'7" isn't short
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>Firstros
Oh fuck off. I'm 5'1" and I'm just fine
I'm 5'0"
>Lastros.
>playing THE SHOW
>best chance for me was mookie double off wall
>0-0
>bottom 14th inning
>he leads off with a double with Crawford
>strikeout, pop up
>get him to ground out to 3B
>careful with the throw
>pulls my 1B off the bag
>i see his 54 speed Crawford rounding 3rd
>I'm spamming throw home
>1B still with the ball in glove
>finally releases it
>play at the play, safe, he wins
>mfw
I'm 18 inches tall and perfectly spherical.
>lastros
Quints confirm, Astros Lastros
Same. Good taste my dude.
youtube.com
>oh my
>what are you doing?
>play at the play
Bombston
Detoilet
>rags
Lillies
Lifelongs
Doyers
there's a fucking tunnel
you don't have to run across the field lmao
>Lillies
>not Mests.
t. lillies fan
>Phillies
>Chicago
>Los Angeles
Ass blaster mets fan spotted
29-3 bro.
t. Mets fan
Mest
>cringey capeshit
>fat virgins
>little brother complex
Lillies
>throw batteries
>spit on children
>WSGS
I'm like 72% sure I've seen this same webm 3 days in a row
>rags
GIMMIE AN R!
R!
Except Cody Bellinger had been the unquestioned #1 power and #1 defensive prospect in baseball who has out lived expectation but if that makes you sleep better at night tell yourself it's a hot streak
doyers have almost as many rookie of the year awards as playoff chokes since 1988
why don't the rays just put this kid in CF?
GIMMIE AN A!
That's only because of Selig and Manfred's umpball. The Dodgers in a fair world would have three rings already.
A!
A!
HEY
a
You may only reply if your team has made the postseason ten consecutive times. Not so fast teams not called the Los Angeles Dodgers.
BIG
FUCKING
don't you mean ten consecutive times without winning a pennant?
RED
...
>another dodger general is triggered by simply talking about Cody Bellinger.
Wew lads.
I was expecting one around 5:30 Pacific Standard.
This is too early.
LEAF
MULTIPLE
Has anyone updated the Mets pitching injury copypasta yet?
everytime exploding elbows copypasta gets updated, we win a series
Kershaw general or LAD general?
You can only have one.
GIMMIE A G!!
G!
Kershaw it's easier for me to falseflag.
BIG
ORANGE
DUCKS
>the city of the NL East
You're lucky the AL Central exists
I like being shit though. I can never be disappointed if my team is always terrible.
got a problem m8?
COM'ON GUYS I NEED THAT S! WILL YOU GIVE ME AN S??
Yeah. Your baseball-headed wife isn't slobbering over my dick. Go back into the basement with the other rejects. Go Nats!
>red sox win
S!
Step off fool, we're on the rise.
Your daily reminder that for every day the Red Sox win, John Farrell spends another day on the team.
1stros
ALRIGHT NOW WHAT DOES THAT SPELL??
>rags
more like cody bellend
>RAGS!
>RAGS!
>RAGS!
>RAGS!!!
>R
>A
>G
>S
RAGS RAGS RAAAAAGGS
more like cody "wins rings" bellend
Starting pitchers only. Get your filthy, wife beating relievers outta here. However......
>recently updated
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
cinco de mayo hangover
>tfw no old/fat
Spells 3 wins in a row while the anglels drop series to the pathetics
>rags
>gimme an R!
AAAAAARRRR you got yo R you got yo R!
>gimme an A!
AAAAAAYYYY you got yo A you got yo A!
>gimme a G!
GEEEEEEEEEE you got yo G you got yo G!
>gimme an S!
EEESSSSSSSS you got yo S you got yo S!
>WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?!
>R
>A
>G
>S
I SAID WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?!
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags
>RAGS
Come on, you know being in the AL is worth it for the Yankee games.
>obsessed rags fan
Holy shit Chris rose has a hot MILF tier wife
And shitting on the >rags of course
gets me every time
Love it ever since first posted
obsessed with winning lad
>tradebait.jpg
I can smell the pant-shitting butthurt virginal rage emanating from this post. Absolutely angry as fuck at how good the Texas Rangers are. I bet he's even shaking right now at this response. He's probably like "mommy mommy make the mean Rangers fan go away." I bet you even need your diaper changed you little pussy. You don't even know the extent of how many tears roll down your face as you smash your fat sausage fingers down on the keys. Meanwhile I get to watch the Texas Rangers hoist YET ANOTHER pennant later this season from my penthouse suite while my smoking hot wife (your sister) blows me again and again. Kiss my ass bitches.