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Ol' Bill Clinton edition

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frist for me cocky

Feels good

thanks for the SAP, i got confused real quick

have taken a total of two days in about four years

I hate it when chicanos who don't even speak spanish call their aunts/uncles "tía/tío"

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shut up paleskin
meant to say two days off

me except i'm not hispanic

good post

HATE that

just remembered we've never had a woman president lmao

>well I feel like a dick now
why?

hate chicanos, tbqh

how do you recover from being a neet?
how do you explain to anyone, literally anyone, the 4-8 year gap in your life where you accomplished nothing? where you were a part of nothing? you're going to cast doubt on everyone you meet more than once

It was her turn

idk, did i make fun of you a while back for going into poli sci?

(drank)

If you're not getting a degree or extremely industrial you're completely done for. People are getting sorted into winners and losers earlier.

>how do you explain to anyone, literally anyone, the 4-8 year gap in your life where you accomplished nothing?
why? you don't owe them anything

industrious

im a generally unhappy person

good thing inheritance is going no where

>tfw not living in the Madam President timeline

sure, if you're going to be forever friendless, gfless, or unemployed

>tfw too smart two succeed in CS

good thing I just passed gass at work thru my ass btw im clocked in at work btw psych i dont have a job

>tfw too smart to have not gone into engineering

idk probably? I was just joking.
I don't mind when people tease me

It was her turn too!

>tfw two smart to do school work

eyes shutting on there own buds
time for bed
see you whenever i post again

theology, law, medicine, and agriculture are the only respectable degrees

If you act obsequious you'll definitely be gfless and probably unemployed (although someone might take pity on you and pretend to be your friend)

took a nap and had an odd dream with dead rotting people falling apart

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>spend 8 years in law school
>get degree
>cant get a job because the market is grossly oversaturated

that was a shit haiku

>how do you explain to anyone
First of all, why would you feel the need to explain it to anyone? I doubt too many people are going to ask what you've done with your life the past decade.
Second of all, depression is normie tier now so just tell them you were depressed and social anxiety and stuff but now you've straightened out and want to get your life back on track
They won't think twice about it

phew thx bud really lifted a burden off my shoulders

tfw learned C# for bannerlord and nothing intellectual

guys rember when i said i didnt have a job actually i do got a job btw psych again i dont btw guys why arent you working and asleep at work but its quite late

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Chi who speaks Spanish here

Burn them all

SIR, YES SIR!

have a pleasant sleep

>Spanish

C# is pretty popular commercially tbqh

You can get a decent job if you keep learning it

no problem, you too

Sup lads

just waiting for all these callbacks with my in demand knowledge of C++

>a toast to frogs

>there

Have you been going clubbing user? Or was that just wishful autism earlier?

that was a TRICK question scumbag
game developers are faced with some of the most challenging problems that exist in the software industry

Almost 3:00 in the morning. Time to hit the fart sack and stream some YouTube till I fall asleep.

the sky

I remember when you first posted this.

ayyo
shared pointers everywhere

IF U UP RN AND U AINT DOIN A ALL NIGHTER GET OUT OF MY SIGHT

I've been out a ton of times here desu
Doesnt get any easier

analogy of our country

btw im not gay

that wasn't me. It was a different guy. I'm just trying to continue this guy'd dream

Did you notice a weirdly large amount of underage drinkers?

hola amigo

here is your complimentary gun, free of charge

It won't spread by posting it in this general alone

can i uuhh get it w/o the anime binch

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I'm afraid not partner

Imagine not getting a degree and instead competing with old people, foreigners, and machines for menial jobs.

ok im sorry it wont happen again just pleas

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not getting a degree

i'll take the anime binch off your hands

imagine being awake from 21.00-03.00 unironically

and instead competing with old people, foreigners, and algorithms for a better paying job

imagine not even having the full credentials for a CS minor after 5 years

but i need my hands for the gun

>〰↔emojis

i can't get a minor anymore because i failed that core class for the major that's also in the minor too many times

why're are they emo

imagine reducing the barrier of entry and standards of universities so much that they're basically the equivalent of a high school diploma

then you get undercut by companies who cheat h1b visas anyway

fuck

holy crap

Sounds like we need free university

Theresa ;(

>mobile
>emojis
>doesn't know how Sup Forums works

unironically go back to dit

oh by the way

I WANT A GIRLFRIEND NOW!!!!

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i'm still not gay

This.
I talk about my depression and anxiety with my boss all the time
Shes been completely understanding and has been trying to help me advance my career

>knees blown out
>chronic back pain
>tinnitus
>all before you're 40
>no retirement
At least you didn't get a scholarship and attend university

have you tried not being a failure? women are only attracted to success

every moment you're not making yourself more successful, you're wasting your time w.r.t. your goal

how do u feel about being an emotional burden to someone for nothing in return

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Family Guy :D

I should walk to a Steak and Shake and sit in the back of the restaraunt and order a frisco melt and a ton of fries and then walk around town with a cigarette

why i am no longer going to college
1. because it feels like the delaying of real adulthood, as i continue to live with the parents and go to school
2. i don't know what to do for a career so how can i get the motivation to do school work
3. i'm mental
4. i don't value money that much so the idea of higher wages isn't that interesting
5. i hate 'the system'
6. because unless i go to school for 15 years and become a doctor it seems most jobs can be taken by pakis and indians
7. every faggot in the country has a degree and too many of them are jobless or work unrelated jobs