Christian General: Alpha and Omega Edition

For all things Christian

Catholics and Protestants alike are welcome to discuss theology. Try to be polite.

Atheists also welcome, but try to be constructive.

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Who else here a /closetchristian/ to afraid to come out about their faith because of ridicule from friends and family?

Filthy Protestant checking in.

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4th for based Francis

Trips have spoken!

Christians are the traitors of the west.

Deus vult

I'm frankly pretty open about whatever I believe to my liberal friends.

I won't push it in their faces and I'm not mean about it at all, but they know what I think.

and my friends are often very liberal.

You don't have to be that fanatical about it.

Jesus of the Nazareth, The King of SJWs

>Christians build the west
>"Christians are traitors to the west!"

You can't make this shit up.

Jesus "the original SJW" Christ

>Calls others cucks
>Spends his time shitposting in a thread full of people trying to spread a message about self improvement and understanding

It must suck being that autistic.

Love Your Enemies
38You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye and tooth for tooth.’ 39But I tell you not to resist an evil person. If someone slaps you on your right cheek, turn to him the other also; 40if someone wants to sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well;…

I like that, on Sup Forums at least, different Christians kind of seem just to have a friendly rivalry. I want to see a world where Protestants, Orthodox, and Catholics work together.

kek

Maybe they build it in the past, but now they destroy it. Christianity served its purpose, now it is cancer.

why are Catholic saints so based?

I want to see a thread where atheists say something useful instead of shitposting.

At least it bumps the thread.

Uh huh

not social justice, normal regular justice.

I want to see a thread where Catholics take responsibility for pedo priests.

>I want to see a thread where atheists say something useful instead of shitposting.

At least my dream of Christendom working together is within the realm of possibility.

>Builds west
>Society starts to fall away
>Society beginning to quickly fall apart
>"It's Christianity's fault guys cmon"

King of cucks right here

How does it feel to know that your churches are hosting muslim invaders that came to rape your daughters and wifes?

It really isn't...

The unifying (though incomplete) nature of the Catholic Church until the Reformation period is rationally undeniable. It centralized knowledge and united nations under a single banner while allowing them to remain distinct from one another.

There is literally no evidence that the crusades were done with the intent of looting, even the worst of them.

Christianity repressed no knowledge until the Catholic ban texts listing well into the Reformation era. You're buying the "Christians destroyed the Greek texts" narrative that has no evidence to itself. With the downfall of Rome and not much interest in preserving the Greek epics and such they faded out of circulation in western Europe until the Christians of Constantinople brought what the Orthodox and Islamics had from their experience with Hellenist culture.

And important Greek works didn't fall from circulation. There's good reason why Aquinas was improving upon Aristotle's metaphysical framework before the "transmission of the Greeks into Europe" began.

>Also, if it wasn't for christianity, someone else would preserve those books, because you know, knowledge is useful.

This could be true but you have hardly evidence for it. Religious institutions are all that survived the fall of Rome, after all. But either way, the point is that the church DID do it when no one else did.

Please tell me that floor is marble. You really can't get urine out of wood.

Jesus "who raped my mum" Christ (stolen, but epic)

How does it feel that you will burn for eternity for being a pretentious little shit who's dad should have knocked your ass out?

I bet you were raised by a single mom

I hope so.

I heard an Orthodox user talking about a meeting of Patriarchs in Crete, and that they could possibly begin an Orthodox Holy War to defend Christians in Syria and Iraq.

I wonder if any progress has been made on that.

My family has become lukewarm, so I can kind of relate. My sister is dating a girl and I heard her mention that she "doesn't believe". My brother gave me that impression too.
I can kind of relate with you because I know that if I said I believe 100% the dogma in the deposit of the faith and preach against divorce, abortion, gay marriage etc. they would go full "le current year" on me

Oh, YOU! Did /his/ finally kick you out, and Sup Forums won't let you back? Next stop: /adv/!

REMINDER:
Do not fall for the "muh crusades" meme

I'm not religious but I want to join the Templar order for the oncoming crusade Is it okay that I don't fully believe in god but a firm believer in the lessons and values Jesus Christ teaches?

Why is there so much propaganda and resentment against the Catholic Faith, The Pope, and the Church's Hierarchy of Successors in Protestant Churches? I can't even count how many times I've been called a heretic, pagan, polytheist, and something among the likes of "holy cannibal" (that one is just stupid), because of praying for saintly prayers and Transubstantiation.

>Is it okay that I don't fully believe in god but a firm believer in the lessons and values Jesus Christ teaches?

It's a start.

>meeting of Patriarchs in Crete
its true
>Holy War
nope

I doubt it. The church (Christendom) is only gonna go down hill from here. Which is why Christians need to be working together and stop out petty bickering.

Youre literally the only one who's mentions the crusades in these threads.

Nice strawman post.

I'd love to see an actual argument from you, but you have a few extra chromosomes it seems, so I won't hold it against you.

prove it, maggot.
Protip: you can't.

Jesus was raised by single mom. Joseph got cucked.

As long as you want to defend the faith.

I'm out.
Have a good night, guys.

>Czech poster doesn't respond to me calling out his bullshit and continues being a dumbass making stray comments
I haven't been in /his/ for months because I haven't had much time to post.
I've posted in Sup Forums like 5 times max and nothing happened.

What's this bullshit.

its perfectly fine, but you can try though

But are we talking Templars in Assassin's Creed or Templars in Monty Python

All Christians should get on their knees and lick my feet, as a good goys they are.

I'm sure the Buddhists would be on your side too against the Islamic horror it'll be dope man.

>we pretend to Christian for contrarian cred episode

LE DEUS VULT AM I RIGHT FELLAS, AYYY

You're fucking worse than reddit atheists, fags, you're devauling the religious and spiritual by your posing.

>Calling Catholics Polytheists
>Not Mormons

It makes no sense desu senpai

Jesus "Im my father" Christ

Kill yourself, and you'll find out. You should, since you spend your time insulting people who genuinely appreciate righteousness and have found the Lord Jesus Christ.

I hope your autism gets better.

Too my face, my friends will encourage me to do what I want, but when im not around they'll ridicule me and think less of submitting to a religion. I guess thats why they call it bearing the cross, eh? To remain faithful despite ridicule.

Christ-chan shows up at your door saying she's pregnant with God's child and wants you to help raise him

What do?

no thx

More like from that movie with Aniken Skywalker and Nic Cage

Yeah sounds good see you on Crusade day man

On the next Christian General thread, can we get "Jesus Is Coming" edition? This should bring out the fedora tippers.

Czech poster doesn't feel compeled to respond to plebians and cucked betas.

Czech poster came here to make fun out of stupid cucked christians and hear their desperate laments of "b-b-but Im not cucked, Jamal said Im not when he fucked my wife".
Pathetic and sad, but in a funny way.

As a Christian, I say your a crazy bitch. If I get an angel to visit me, we'll talk.

>that filename
kek

>It makes no sense

People say that because they think Catholics worship Saint and the Virgin Mary

Fedora Tippers will come as soon as they notice that there are daily Christian Generals.

But I will definitely use that for the next OP title.

>"I have no friends and nothing better to do except shitpost in a thread full of people wanting to improve their lives haha I am very funny look at me mom I posted it again haha."

Youre the kinds of people everyone laughs at for being insolent little shits who's parents didn't beat them hard enough.

Jesus "I came here to bring sword, but you are not allowed to use it" Christ

>speaking about yourself in third person
something does not feel right here, should I call pic related?

>Has never read the old testament

This is getting totally out of hand. I think we are breaking the law, it is illegal to own niggas like this.

Nobody with a measurable IQ thinks they worship Mary or the saints, but asking for an intermediary between oneself and God (other than Christ) is not viewed as positive.

I like these comics they are what Pol needed
I was starting to think this was like a Nationalist Socialist safe space area

They're already among us

I was raised Orthodox, but i sure as hell wouldn't use it as some merit badge on an Iranian fine rug affcionado forum.

I say it again since you got triggered and didn't obviously undersdant it:

You're devauling the religious and spiritual by your posing.

Jesus "Im comiiiing" Christ

top lel

Jesus "always coming, never came" Christ

I think the reason the catholci church uses saints as mediaries is because they are already favored by God, so God would probably listen to them more?

idk, I don"t pray to Saints at all, the idea of it is too confusing and i just leave it out of my faith life

>all the agents of satan ITT
you have no power here, deceiver

who else /magic sky fairy/ here

How?
If I actually believe Christian Values are objectively better than Muslim Values how is that devaluing religious and the spiritual.

Will he ever come, though, anons?
I mean, he should get some release after 2000+ years.

Just following your migratory patterns. Be careful the folks at Sup Forums are pretty educated already and you will find much easier ground to spread your message in /adv/.

They're pretty cool

>they are already favored by God, so God would probably listen to them more

We are all loved by God, Christ is in us all just as the Father is in Christ.

>i just leave it out of my faith life.

That's for the best.

Jesus "If you kill your enemies they win" Christ

you know you don't have to believe in god to know that Jesus was real and the lessons he taught were valuable to the success of the west right?

Thoughts?

HITLER WAS A CHRISTIAN

Face it guys, your religion is lost, overwhelmed by SJWs and controled by jews. Its only purpose now is to pump migrants to the west.

Yet even he saw how cucked it is.

Jesus "Yes I have a father - but he is invisible" Christ

Stalin was an atheist

Francis is based

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>Using a fake Hitler quote to encourage Islam on Sup Forums

No he wasnt

Reporting in. Christians are pretty persecuted here, and I'd disappoint my family and lose all my friends if I 'came out of the Christian closet'.

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what do you think he was, Jewish?

Is it really that bad in Australia?

>how is that devaluing religious and the spiritual.

You're turning it into a Sup Forums le funny deus vult maymay, you fuckind poser.

Protip for all christcuck itt: Instead of posting in these nonsensial threads, why don't you go do something useful?
Like rebuild your church so it can accomodate more Mechmets? Or prepp you bul Jamal?
Why are you wasting your time here while there is so many refugees you can help as a good christcuck should?

Just trying to imagine living in an Islamic country

Thinking about converting to Mormonism. What can Sup Forums tell me?

If God told us when Jesus is actually coming, people wouldn't get their shit together til the very last minute.

You have to be like a Bride waiting for the Groom. You got to be ready when he shows up.

Reminds me of the 5 wise brides and the 5 foolish brides.

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