What is this haircut called?

What is this haircut called?

The "Male as Fuck."

The "Trevor Phillips".

Hatchet cut

the me in about 18 months

The Goggins with a side of baldness

The Meme

Sorry to hear that user

the right hand man

The "we did it reddit"

the dead bird

Le Justois

/thread

The "Six-head"

the JUST

>I PLAYED THAT GAME TOO! FRIEND ME AND WE CAN BLAY GTA BLAH BLAH BLAH

Video gaming is more ubiquitous than ever, but gamer fags still think they're beautiful unique snowflakes with totally obscure references.

no one thinks gtav is obscure you fucking numale bitch

hello Henry

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The Hatchet Job.

Embarrassing

the "You Think You're Better Than Me?"

Would you stop trying so hard?

This
Fuck "gaymers"

That guy looks too masculine or something, like he smells of ball sweat. I think I hate him

Balding trash

>the "Get Shit Done"

or

>the "hatchet"

GTA 5 sucked my balls. Saints Row is more fun these days.

going bald but haven't realized the dream is done

The "Motherfucker".

Saint's Row hasn't been "fun" since the 2nd one

>What is this haircut called?
The I know I should shave my head but I just can't bring myself to do it.

The "High T"

Except he actually pulls off the look, genius. He'd look worse bald.

Option A

goddamn as a balding man there is nothing you can do
shave it = compensating/insecure about balding so you just lop it all off
don't shave = lmao clinging on to the last scraps eh faggot?

>uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh haircut?

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The "receding"

>Saints Row had the same map for three games.

Just think about yourself man. Fuck all them judgemental niggas.

I am a balding man, I know damn well what stage this is. I'm there myself. Its gone, its going to keep looking worse, but there is just enough of it left that I can kind of hold onto the memory for a little while longer. Once I shave it, I know damn well its gone forever.

and the correct answer is you shave it or keep it fucking tight like the captain Picard because that dad horseshoe looks fucking awful.

GTAO is kino

>tfw i have to shave it but have a too skinny neck to pull it off

>he got mommy to buy him all the shark cards he wanted

wow I can't even imagine how terrible of a person you must be, thanks for ruining Rockstar for ever

>tfw I have a lop sided yam head and when I eventually have to shave it off its gonna look terrible

why wont science help us bros?

We're gonna have to wait until 2030 for robot hair, lads. It's gonna be a rough decade.

Fucking Korean plastic surgeons developing million dollar techniques every year for fucking tits and cheek bones and we can't get some hair snake oil. I am so mad.

He needs to shave soon

I might try to do this, pull this off... looks like he uses product to puff it up in the back or what?

probably uses some kind of wax, good luck pulling it off

The "I GOT YOU NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH"

Uncle T

Patrician

the widow's peak

The Nixon

IT'S A SETUP
IT'S A SETUP

IT'S A SETUP
IT'S A SETUP

The Canuck

Walt Goggins vs. Steven Ogg
Who wins?

the "patrician"

Holy shit , that's the kind of ripped I wanna be.

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I WANNA SHINE A LIGHT
ON THE THINGS YOU DO

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>GTA is obscure

You realize video games are an even bigger industry than Hollywood in terms of money, right?

You realize that's what I was pointing out, and making a direct reference to his video game character was not the 'thread ending height of humor' that user thought it was.

At that age your wife shouldn't care unless you're a high test beta losing hair in your 20s

damn

he looks pretty, pretty, pretty good
especially for 42

that's prretty cool he made himself look like the character he voiced in gta

plastic surgery is miraculous

The best option is to get swole and rock the Jason Statham. It's what I'm gonna do. I've only just started seeing my hairline recede but I know its coming and that's my plan.

so, you're triggered by a single word? There's a website for that, my friend

The "It's not sex if there's no penetration"

DON'T
SAY
THAT

It's called the "Hanging in there"

trevor sure is popping up in a lot of bit parts these days

starring role soon?

i hope so, he's fun to watch

the boyd crowder. is this ogg fellow the poor man's walton goggins?

the 'costanza'

how do you figure that? it's wrong by the way, but just curious how you got there.

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the Vegeta

So I know I'm a bit late on this, but why is nobody screaming their fucking head off when Abraham and Glenn get killed? Honestly, you're going to tell me there's that many women who care about them there and not a single one is in absolute hysterics? I know they are all supposed to be hard asses at this point, but there's no way a group of people watch their loved ones get brutally murdered like that without a single person just losing it.

Too hard to maintain acting-wise without sounding silly, too distracting from Negan's dialogue.

Fair enough. When you put it that way it seems like a really reasonable decision.

Watch it waylan

>all these triggered videogame manchildren
Daily reminder that if you play videogames over the age of 18 you are a failure at life

who is this negro breeding sow?

ya muddah

>gta
>obscure

Doesn't goggins have 5 head anyway?

Best you can do balding

he pulls it off, idk it looks good on him

That's what being Southern does to a name like Rayland Givings.

>all those buttblasted replies
Sup Forums BTFO

Holy shit. He doesn't look like much dressed up but god damn

The Vendrell

I love this meme, haven't seen it in so long.

The grundy