Post your secrets, give me the good stuff

post your secrets, give me the good stuff

im kinda a kleptomaniac and ive never told anyone

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i post spider-man in trap threads but also fap to the pics

Did sexual stuff with a girl younger than me at age 13. Really fucked me up in the long term.

ive been drinking and doing coke tonight because i am depressed but i know in the morning it will all be the same

I'm remotely stalking about 5 girls I've found on Sup Forums over the years. I sometimes talk to them under various temporary accounts when I want something specific but otherwise they have no idea I exist.

I don't have an end game in mind. It's a hobby, I guess

im ridiculing this dude that thinks im a girl for years now

Used to have dog lick my asshole while I jacked off when home alone. Wish I could've gotten him to fuck me and regret not trying to.

I recently learned about being actively betrayed by someone I thought I could trust, and now I am afraid of my own rage. And because of reasons I cannot cut this person loose from my life, have to keep on smiling.
I know it’s not a dark secret, but I feel I need to share it somewhere, instead of doing something irreversible.

Greentext?

How it fucked you user?

In high school I got my ex gf let me watch her dog fuck her. I've never been so turned on.

When i was 12yo i dry hump my twins cousins of 7 years, also two of her friends of 8 years. It continues at least for three years. 20 years have passed and i still fapping to that memories and cum buckets also drink feeling guilty.

Really fucked me up i swear.

Greentext what happened. I need to fap.

I like a girl who owns a hot ass plush

I do some kind of pseudo sugar baby on Sup Forums. Noone in my life knows about it.
I have a job and everything but i dont do enough money so i am forced to do thia for time time being.
What i have found moat interesting is that moat guys in here just want to talk about anything. As long as they dont feel alone anymore.

>jacked off with her hand while she was asleep next to her boyfriend while she was drunk
>came in her underwear repeatedly and put it back in her drawer to wear
>came in her facewash
>leaked her pics

Nice Satanic Trips.

>hi satan
sounds like you're doing more GFE than proper sugar baby stuff.

nothing wrong with that. when I was in college I knew girls who'd strip to get by. these days some down-low sugar baby shit would be a much better option.

I was housesitting for a friend. On like the third day I got bored and decided to just snoop in their bedroom. I found the usual dildos, vibrators and stuff. Then I found a whole box full of polaroids. Of him, his wife, and other couples in various acts and states of undress. Then I found movies of sex parties they hosted and their closets was filled with fetish gear. I was a goddamn gold mine. I jerked off a few times in there wearing some of her clothing.

My stepsister and I are about 1.5 years apart, she's a solid 8.5/10, boob job, great body, probably about 5'6'' 125-130 lbs of athletic body. Parents married when we were 13-14 and we shared a bathroom in our new house. Ever since then, we've been fooling around and no one knows. lost our virginity to each other, still fuck all the time now. We both have significant others, but the sex is just too damn good. No emotional feelings beyond the sex, we just both know what the other likes.

i want to fuck my cousin

Interesting enough is thw fact that even tough i am normal (act bormal that is) they claim that they rather chat with me because i am not one liner.
I think their problem is the fact that they usually go for the 18-20old that called themselves princesses and yet they are clearly deranged from the way they even post.
They always get for the duck lips. Their first mistake.

cheated on my my fiance

>went to office party
>drank too much
>cute guy I'm friends with offered to drive me home
>stopped at his place and drank some more
>fucked on his couch
>he drove me home

I feel guilty, but I mean I'm gonna be married soon wanted to have a bit of fun.

Pic's post pic's!

Feel like I'm never going to get a job: too much experience/education for all of the entry-level, low-level corporate stuff, and not enough contacts for a good business school.

When you're not meeting girls in casual situations, you tend to be exposed mostly to the ones with the most attention seeking behaviour: camwhoring on Sup Forums, hundreds of selfies, that kind of shit. so you build up a certain impression of what girls are like, its surprising when you find out that you're accidentally self-selecting for damaged shallow girls.

that said I like them damaged so that works for me

find a smaller / start up company. they will be happy to underpay you so you can get some job experience

post pics satan

Not that kind of thread, mister :)

would kind of give the stalking game away. like I said, I found them on Sup Forums.

post some of the sad shit guys say to you. how much do you get paid?

Is one from Pride?

Been doing that, and have the XP. Don't need more, what I need is a position that pays well enough to allow me to save up, or a position with mobility.

Neither of which comes from small firms.

I've never been angry before. I would call myself a very laid back dude, but I'm starting to question if I even have the capacity to lose my temper at all. I remember when I crashed my car a few years ago, I was totally straight faced. I generally don't tell people that, so they think I'm a pussy in a situation where other people would get angry.

Hey, I think we have a thread dedicated to you and your cheating ass.

oh ok, then what is stopping you from getting into the higher positions you want?

I doubt it lol. my friend would never tell on me

>My stepsister and I are about 1.5 years apart, she's a solid 8.5/10, boob job, great body, probably about 5'6'' 125-130 lbs of athletic body. Parents married when we were 13-14 and we shared a bathroom in our new house. Ever since then, we've been fooling around and no one knows. lost our virginity to each other, still fuck all the time now. We both have significant others, but the sex is just too damn good. No emotional feelings beyond the sex, we just both know what the other likes.
Have you ever read Ada by Vladamir Nabokov - legitimately one of the most elaborate and beautiful books I've ever read, and a signifcant element of the plot is uncannily similar to your situation

I have a suspicion. Also it would still be stalking because they wouldn't know who you are. But they would know they are being stalked.

Its not sad shit. Usually just everyday thinga. Like the fact they went to the mall or to a frienda place or that they went to visit a friend to the hospital.
They are not sad just too fucking lonely.
I think that this is becoming more and more of a problem in today's society.

and what is your suspicion?

lack of PhD in analytics, or lack of jobs at my skill-tier:

There's 100x spots if you can get into a top tier Bschool, to do what I already do, but, nothing else unless you literally just left undergrad and can intern in NYC for ~35k/year.

There's a huge gap for non-directorate (or above) positions.

I saw this Sam chick on this website and am now in love with her. Despite being a married 29 year old.

im totally incapable to feel something for other, i fake sadness, friendship, love, and everything. idk why i just dont feel it.

ok yeah I feel your pain.

That I might know one person that you're stalking.

same, g. It's not uncommon. Society is all a lie. Caring for your fellow man is fucking hogwash.

Able to save a bump for your habit in the morning? If not yeah, yer fucked.

so is this a marketing, or biz dev or something? like what is your ideal job. just curious.

Sounds like someones experienced some trauma

It's WAAAAY better than the alternative.

Well, I was in/freelance in management consulting.

Well i get paid at random. Dont really inpose something. I know the practice is to impose but I dont do that.
It all started really weird but realised its a way to easy the bills. I dont do that to buy stupid shit like others do.

Used to be a klepto
Once I got a real job I didn't feel the need to steal stuff any more

maybe. there are a lot of girls on this site, and others like me. who knows?

No, it's the guy who is suspicious of his girl underwear.
Exact same story just from the to be husbands and probably ex boyfriend.

what country is this english from

I lost my will power and need 6 height surgeries to restore me back to the real me again.

2 sets for my arms. 2 sets for my legs. 2 for my spine.

>be 13
>at grandparents house with family
>7 year old f cousin always touchy felt around me
>in basement, she hears the sound of my headphones playing
>she’s been climbing all normally so get huge puberty boner, rock hard
>she thinks that’s where the music is coming from and grabs it with both hands, putting her ear to it

not really, i've always been like this, since i got memory, nothing happened in my life that could've make me act like this

I'm dying to know!

what is management consulting? That sounds super vague like "content creation"

Sounds like someone has experienced some trauma and is now actively blocking it out and/or refusing to acknowledge it.

When 17, had my dick sucked repeatedly by my 13 cousin who had huge tits for her age. One night, while she was sleeping on her stomach, instead of waking her for another bj I pushed her shorts aside and played with her pussy until she felt slick then pushed my dick into her. She woke to me half way in her and let me fuck her for about 5 minutes before rolling over to suck me off. We've never talked about it since.

>analytics
Hey thats what I do
Half that half BI dev
its aight

Nobody has any secrets from Simon.
没有人有任何西蒙的秘密。

Also you're on /b. You on /b you've been through some shit. No one on here is a puff.

Is this a metaphor?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Management_consulting

Honestly, it can be as vague as "content creation" - sometimes you're hired to do like labor/workforce restructuring, and other times brainstorm new products, or even other times just call people in the company to see what they think about their own initiatives.

good point

When I was 11 I used to read porn stories a lot on my psp at night
I loved 3 types of stories
bbc gangbangs on teens - women
dogs fucking youths
and old men fucking youths.
I used to really really get off on the fact that there were pedophiles that wanted to fuck kids and wished one would fuck me
I used to get on forums and chatrooms late at night, I ended up sending a lot of older men nudes.
Got really into the idea of being a sex slave for older men, they got me into the idea of being the perfect young sub, that would enjoy piss, gangbangs and would never make a man wear a condom. Loved the idea of being filmed too, so other old pervs could see it. One guy wanted to dress me up as a girl, call me a pig, tie me up and fuck me. He had all sorts of fucked up ideas for me, and I loved it.
Had one man meet me, he ate my ass, blew me, fingered me and played with my balls and nipples then let me blow him
Met him twice, but he didn't fuck me.

Still wish I could have been more active younger. I keep thinking if I was 11, it might be better for the man fucking me if i was 10, and if 10 is okay, why not 8 or 9?

my girls younger cousin has big tits for her age
I’m always taking looks at her cleavage and I’ve fapped to pics of her in a bikini

A few years ago I got into a friend's iPhone looking for nudes and found evidence that she's fucking her dad.

I find 5-7/10 girls on Facebook that are obviously insecure and talk them up until they have undeniable feelings for me, get nudes and convince them to do degrading things in pictures, then send the pics to family members on FB.

Not sharing the pics, it's my private collection of shame.

That girl shouldn't have been mean to me in 1st grade.

sorry user. I wont be posting anything. if you want to give a few details I might confirm if they sound like one of mine.

What would you recommend for healthcare BI stuff?

Tableau? I don't mind learning a new system, but, it's a clusterfuck in the health space between EMRs and like actual in-house shit.

>management consulting
seems like an MBA would be a minimum requirement

Can you post a photo of yourself (sfw) around that age?

used to be - now it's an MBA from a good school, and I'm good, but, not Harvard Biz good.

Also, at the lower levels when you're not managing the client ala a corporate babysitter, it's a lot of analytics and Quality improvement (QI), which I have a lot of XP in.

My gf and I have been dating for about a year and a half. I want to break up with her but she's the only person outside of work that I talk to. I'm afraid that if I do it then I'll be alone. Additionally, our relationship is almost exactly a mirror of how her parent's relationship was, and her dad hates her mom, but won't do anything about it, because he's afraid of being alone.

I found my doppelganger.

I don't have any unfortunately

Nope. Literal surgeries. Long story.

I mostly use qlikview, used powerBI and powerpivot before. SQL for all ofc. Never used tableu
Not sure about healthcare, all that shit is really industry-specific. I'm in logistics

How did her big 13 year old tits look?

oh do tell!

How old and how big are they?

find that fascinating. never really understood what the big consulting agencies do.

fucked myself in the ass with a small dildo the other day, and now there's a pea-sized bump on my asshole... Is that normal? Guessing it's a little hemroid kinda thing... Help?

ahhh, cool. So I have some mySQL XP, but, I mostly worked on go-to-market/new content vs. logistics.

My Brother in Law is all logistics - good on you guys. You keep the whole fucking world running. Amateurs study strategy, but, professionals study logistics.

I can't I haven't posted in a while and am trying to let all of those things die in the past. If I say some key words I am certain I would be recognized. As I always am. I've been coming to /b for years.

Last year at Christmas I bought my younger cousin (12yo) a minecraft subscription and, on the pretext of setting it up, installed software on his computer to monitor his keystrokes. Now I monitor him browsing porn sites in realtime and jerk off thinking about it.

Look up ingrown hair, could be that

literally anything and everything.

Want to install- and coach Fortune 10 companies on cybersecurity and how it can impact their upcoming product-lines. You can do it.

Want to try to sell missiles and observation UAVs to the Japanese? You can do it.

Want to completely revamp a product line for a syringe company? You can do it.

The best thing about consulting is that you have 0 idea about what your next project is - you're always learning.

She easily had a D cup at 13. Her mom's genes for sure. I'd lick and suck her nipples sometimes before she gave me the bjs and the night she finished me off after fucking her some I helped finish her off with my hands while sucking on her tits.

I use to fantasize about being taken, turns out not as great as I imagined. But when I was 12 I use to go online and send old men nudes and fantasize about being wanted. Which I now see it for what it is. So cliche. Was with a 55 year old at 16. My past scares me and I'm worried I'll never succeed because of it. Or I will and then it will all be torn away because I have a mausoleum of skeletons and everyone parades around burnt whores and loves a lynching. I've already been made to feel less than human many times in my life. I'm scared about my future.

How old you guys now?
How long do you want to keep it going?
How do you keep it rom everyone?

Hot as fuck.
How were her nipples?

I've been here a while myself.

be as vague as you feel comfortable with, I'm not trying to out you here.

It's vague to some but specific to those who know it - Pride - If that doesn't ring any bells I am certain

Light tan, about the size of an eraser. I would trace my tongue around them to get them erect before sucking on them. Damn..now I miss those tits.