The other day I had this encounter with my Dad

The other day I had this encounter with my Dad
>be me
>decide to trap it up since Sup Forums made it a fetish of mine
>totally have the body for it
>be posing in front of the mirror
>he comes in and says: "Oh..."
>I try to say that it's for a play at school
>he tells me to sit down on my bed
>I do
>He runs his hand across my shaven legs
>He tells me that I look pretty good to be a boy
>The friction against my skin is arousing me slightly
>He drives his hand across my face as well, stops at my lips
>I, now red as a tomato I'm frozen solid
>He notices me trying to cover my cock with my hands and my skirt
>"All the clothes are so nice and girly as well"
>He backs me up against the wall near my bed
>I'm crossing my legs at this point in order to hide my obviously aroused cock
>He slides his hand down my leg, almost reaching to my skirt
>At this point I just close my eyes and hope that my dad doesn't punch me instead
>my heart rushing because of this situation
>I open my eyes and he's gone
>he probably realized that what he was doing was wrong and he left

What the fuck was that?
share your incest stories

>pic related: I was dressed as this cum slut

Go ask your dad if he wants to watch some sissy hypno with you.

what did your dad do the next day?

Nothing happened then? Is that what you call an "encounter"?

well it felt really intense for me

this is illegal you faggot

>be at my aunt's place
>she's pretty fucking hot
>IWannaShagHer.png
>Go to her room
>find a pair of panties from her
>Cock hard as diamonds noe
>TwistAndShout.jpeg
>I start to masturbate with them
>I reach climax
>cum on her dog

did I fuck up, Sup Forums?

your mom's illegal

>TwistAndShout.png
What does that even mean, faggot?

>cum on her dog
Is this for real? You need psychiatric help.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Pics or didn’t happen

Yes, OP, we want to see your cross dressing

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I am 40, sometime I did it with my son... now I know why he is a fucking virgin

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You are sick

It cont if I made it with my dog? I mean, we have sex once while both were pregnant

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>She was 17
>I was in a band with 3 other lads around that time
>Bitch was smoking hot, it was way beyond compare
>YouKnowWhatIMean.jpg
>I invited her for a dance
>This cute, shy, stoic girl looked at me with these pretty blue eyes that could make anyone melt
>I looked at her and smiled
>It wasn't too long before I had fallen in love with her
>Help!.jpeg
>I held her hands with mine and we began to dance
>My fooking heart went boom the when I touched her smooth silky hands
>I've never danced with another since I saw her standing there

>mfw she was actually my cousin and I was shit faced drunk

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fucking epic

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Is that even legal

Kik m pics of you dressed up at fortkal, or you're full of shit

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HAHA... wait... are you talking seriously? Sorry

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no

Hey, your pic is so fucking cute

Big lashes

fortkal? are you finnish or something?

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>What the fuck was that?
Made up is what that is

Hey you, idiot... stop Spider-Man spam

Thanks, mate, it was me back in '64

Hey you, idiot... stop Spiderman spam!!

Nibba u mad?

He's the hero we don't want, but the one we need

Me too...
I am not your cousin but... 7u7

It was an old name from the wow random name generator. For male troll specifically

My cock is all you need

>male troll
Just like OP

Ey thanks mate

I fucked myself in the ass with a small dildo the other day, and now there's a pea-sized bump on my asshole... Is that normal? Guessing it's a little hernia kinda thing... Help?

Evidence in this photo!! I was DRUNK!!!! How many times I have to clear it!!

Hemroid

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How do I fix it?

Ohhh now I know why I feel like that everyday...
Thanks, Lori

You should give you massages with your fingers around your asshole... SOFTLY!

It's probably a traumatic hernia. Don't worry user. Mix 2 tsp of mashed Avocado with 1 tsp of olive oil. Then put the mixture in the affected area. You can add a little bit of alcohol but it may hurt a little. Also clean the dildo

>be home with my sister
>we were 12
>she tells me that I look really cute
>she says that we should do the sex thing
>I am confused but horny as fuck
>we undress
>I begin to stroke my cock
>she starts to flick her pussy
>I tell her that I should actually penetrate her
>she says yes, but first she tells me to close my eyes
>I do
>she kisses me
>we fuck and go to sleep
>in the morning, I can't find her
>mom tells me that she went to study abroad and that she'll be back in a year
>...Close your eyes and I'll kiss you...
>...Tomorrow I'll miss you...
>And I'll send all my loving to you...
>mfw

You don't you raging faggot.
If the pea sized bump doesn't hurt then you ruptured a vein inside of you anus on the other side of the pectinate line. If it hurts then you got one on the outside.

Here's what you do.. go to the store and get cream for it, keep the area clean and give it some time to rest. Increase fiber in diet and water. It'll resolve itself since it's pea sized and is probably reducible. Be less gay next time.

:’) pretty history

why is this Paul McCartney?

Why are y'all posting images of the Beatles? Go back to R*ddit assholes

Mmmm I didn’t know Paul used to be so incestous

Ey thanks, lad, Peace and Love

Hey, put your words into your fucking asshole da Bitch

>we were 12.
>tomorrow she went to study abroad.

Go back to Mexico, Newfag, the beatles are the most Sup Forums band ever, they're /ourguys/

I didn’t want to fuck my sister!!! Damn!! Evidence I was DRUNK... again...

The really question here is: why aren’t you paul McCartney?

are you retarded?

Fuck your gay shit

What's with the Beatles pictures? A new kind of shitposting? Fuck off back to 9GAG

You mean /ourgays/

Beatles are most popular tha Xuxo

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

You say “beatles pictures” I only see McCartney in there... please, get out

>Go back to Mexico

Go back to Kenia

What's the purpose of this thread?

well that does it i think i'm finally suicidal now user

to test if you are willing to fuck your son if he became a cute trap

Go back to Honolulu.

You can still be saved user. I'll be there for you. Soon.

why? what has life done to you?

reading op's story broke me

i have to get off Sup Forums

Go back to my cock and cease your faggottry

>father finds out his son is into gay tranny-type shit
>tries to be a good dad and reassure his son it's alright
>tries to show him he's not disgusted by him
>realizes his faggot son is actually getting aroused from this
>gets the fuck out and leaves his son to his degeneracy
>dies a little inside
Sad story OP

Is there anybody going to listen to my story?:
>be me
>23 years old
>I was in kind of pijamada with my friends
>two of them fall asleep
>Now I was alone with my best friend J -I wont say his real name-
>first we decided to watch terror movies
>J is brave but that time he held my hand in first scene
>Then he whisper me slowly “if I felt in love with you, will you promise to be true?”
>I just could close my eyes
>I couldn’t believe
>We start to kiss
>It was fast but so magical

Next day nobody mentioned anything about this but I guess one of my other friends saw us and I’m a kinda stressed out.

Wanna talk about that? We are here for you. It's a safe space here, don't worry.

>-I wont say his real name-
thank goodness
>being this new

Whut

What's his name

well since you asked user, i'm really just here to talk to other anons about ciara since there's usually at least one ciara thread a day. she has completely derailed my life and she doesn't even know who i am.

John, ma belle

bingo bar

Maybe you mean ringo

knowing the real names of the people in any greentext doesn't make them more enjoyable at all. it just leads to embarrassment for whoever is involved so no need to justify changing people's names or calling them pejoratives like fag or roastie. it's de rigeur around here.

I think you need to be a little more realistic, user. Why do you feel like that about Ciara? What does she mean to you?

No I'm pretty sure it's Jingle Jar

I know, but remember I could say a pseudo name... please don’t hate. I have autism, please be patient

Jar... Jar Binks?

That's a fucking faggot

>be at this cute girl's apartment
>she showed me her room
>she pointed at a cupboard by her bed
>"isn't it good?"
>I nod and ask her what kind of wood is it
>she says it's from an scandinavian country I can't remember the name
>tells me I should stay
>"you can sit anywhere"
>I look around
>ThereAreNoFuckingChairs.png
>I sit on the floor like some stoner hippie
>we pass the night by drinking wine until 2 am
>We then fuck
>"I guess it's time for bed... I guess"
>"I work in the morning so I should sleep now"
>I laugh and tell her that I don't work
>I, now drunk from the wine, crawl into her bathtub and sleep there
>I wake up the next morning all buzzed and with a weird feeling
>she's no longer at her house now
>I look at one of her college notebooks
>she has the same last name as I
>I realized I just fucked a distant cousin

>So I lit a fire, isn't it good, Norwegian wood?

>mfw

That’s what you say every time you see your fucking face in a mirror, that’s right?

Paul, wtf you told me you wouldn't tell anybody

You should blame the wood