The other day I had this encounter with my Dad >be me >decide to trap it up since Sup Forums made it a fetish of mine >totally have the body for it >be posing in front of the mirror >he comes in and says: "Oh..." >I try to say that it's for a play at school >he tells me to sit down on my bed >I do >He runs his hand across my shaven legs >He tells me that I look pretty good to be a boy >The friction against my skin is arousing me slightly >He drives his hand across my face as well, stops at my lips >I, now red as a tomato I'm frozen solid >He notices me trying to cover my cock with my hands and my skirt >"All the clothes are so nice and girly as well" >He backs me up against the wall near my bed >I'm crossing my legs at this point in order to hide my obviously aroused cock >He slides his hand down my leg, almost reaching to my skirt >At this point I just close my eyes and hope that my dad doesn't punch me instead >my heart rushing because of this situation >I open my eyes and he's gone >he probably realized that what he was doing was wrong and he left
What the fuck was that? share your incest stories
>pic related: I was dressed as this cum slut
Alexander Taylor
Go ask your dad if he wants to watch some sissy hypno with you.
Daniel Hernandez
what did your dad do the next day?
Landon Howard
Nothing happened then? Is that what you call an "encounter"?
Oliver Torres
well it felt really intense for me
Angel Gutierrez
this is illegal you faggot
Ian Ward
>be at my aunt's place >she's pretty fucking hot >IWannaShagHer.png >Go to her room >find a pair of panties from her >Cock hard as diamonds noe >TwistAndShout.jpeg >I start to masturbate with them >I reach climax >cum on her dog
did I fuck up, Sup Forums?
Anthony Bennett
your mom's illegal
Jackson Bennett
>TwistAndShout.png What does that even mean, faggot?
>cum on her dog Is this for real? You need psychiatric help.
Carson Rogers
Pics or it didn't happen.
Bentley Martinez
Pics or didn’t happen
Eli Thomas
Yes, OP, we want to see your cross dressing
Ian Mitchell
...
Gavin Turner
I am 40, sometime I did it with my son... now I know why he is a fucking virgin
Austin Davis
...
Ayden Price
You are sick
Adam Jenkins
It cont if I made it with my dog? I mean, we have sex once while both were pregnant
Brody Hernandez
...
Parker Morales
>She was 17 >I was in a band with 3 other lads around that time >Bitch was smoking hot, it was way beyond compare >YouKnowWhatIMean.jpg >I invited her for a dance >This cute, shy, stoic girl looked at me with these pretty blue eyes that could make anyone melt >I looked at her and smiled >It wasn't too long before I had fallen in love with her >Help!.jpeg >I held her hands with mine and we began to dance >My fooking heart went boom the when I touched her smooth silky hands >I've never danced with another since I saw her standing there
>mfw she was actually my cousin and I was shit faced drunk
Lincoln Nguyen
...
Kayden Hall
fucking epic
Jose Martinez
...
Mason Foster
Is that even legal
Jonathan Morales
Kik m pics of you dressed up at fortkal, or you're full of shit
Kevin Gonzalez
...
Matthew White
HAHA... wait... are you talking seriously? Sorry
Jordan Gutierrez
...
Lucas Young
no
Joshua Gomez
Hey, your pic is so fucking cute
Adrian Brooks
Big lashes
James Reed
fortkal? are you finnish or something?
Parker Reed
...
Mason Roberts
>What the fuck was that? Made up is what that is
Jeremiah Martinez
Hey you, idiot... stop Spider-Man spam
Anthony Lee
Thanks, mate, it was me back in '64
Parker Cooper
Hey you, idiot... stop Spiderman spam!!
Leo Cox
Nibba u mad?
Chase Anderson
He's the hero we don't want, but the one we need
Hunter Fisher
Me too... I am not your cousin but... 7u7
Charles Baker
It was an old name from the wow random name generator. For male troll specifically
Gavin Wilson
My cock is all you need
Jack Morales
>male troll Just like OP
Jordan Gray
Ey thanks mate
William Davis
I fucked myself in the ass with a small dildo the other day, and now there's a pea-sized bump on my asshole... Is that normal? Guessing it's a little hernia kinda thing... Help?
Camden Garcia
Evidence in this photo!! I was DRUNK!!!! How many times I have to clear it!!
Levi Hughes
Hemroid
Charles Wright
...
Jack Phillips
How do I fix it?
Tyler Cruz
Ohhh now I know why I feel like that everyday... Thanks, Lori
Jackson Green
You should give you massages with your fingers around your asshole... SOFTLY!
Andrew Williams
It's probably a traumatic hernia. Don't worry user. Mix 2 tsp of mashed Avocado with 1 tsp of olive oil. Then put the mixture in the affected area. You can add a little bit of alcohol but it may hurt a little. Also clean the dildo
Dominic Reed
>be home with my sister >we were 12 >she tells me that I look really cute >she says that we should do the sex thing >I am confused but horny as fuck >we undress >I begin to stroke my cock >she starts to flick her pussy >I tell her that I should actually penetrate her >she says yes, but first she tells me to close my eyes >I do >she kisses me >we fuck and go to sleep >in the morning, I can't find her >mom tells me that she went to study abroad and that she'll be back in a year >...Close your eyes and I'll kiss you... >...Tomorrow I'll miss you... >And I'll send all my loving to you... >mfw
Eli Reyes
You don't you raging faggot. If the pea sized bump doesn't hurt then you ruptured a vein inside of you anus on the other side of the pectinate line. If it hurts then you got one on the outside.
Here's what you do.. go to the store and get cream for it, keep the area clean and give it some time to rest. Increase fiber in diet and water. It'll resolve itself since it's pea sized and is probably reducible. Be less gay next time.
Brayden Butler
:’) pretty history
Austin Sanders
why is this Paul McCartney?
Grayson Walker
Why are y'all posting images of the Beatles? Go back to R*ddit assholes
Jayden Lopez
Mmmm I didn’t know Paul used to be so incestous
Nathaniel Roberts
Ey thanks, lad, Peace and Love
Michael Roberts
Hey, put your words into your fucking asshole da Bitch
Isaac Barnes
>we were 12. >tomorrow she went to study abroad.
David Gonzalez
Go back to Mexico, Newfag, the beatles are the most Sup Forums band ever, they're /ourguys/
Cameron Lewis
I didn’t want to fuck my sister!!! Damn!! Evidence I was DRUNK... again...
Hunter Gray
The really question here is: why aren’t you paul McCartney?
Oliver Kelly
are you retarded?
Evan Green
Fuck your gay shit
Noah Price
What's with the Beatles pictures? A new kind of shitposting? Fuck off back to 9GAG
Jaxson Lee
You mean /ourgays/
Joshua Hughes
Beatles are most popular tha Xuxo
David Cook
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Jeremiah Wood
You say “beatles pictures” I only see McCartney in there... please, get out
Sebastian Reyes
>Go back to Mexico
Easton Jenkins
Go back to Kenia
Elijah Harris
What's the purpose of this thread?
Noah Adams
well that does it i think i'm finally suicidal now user
Kevin Watson
to test if you are willing to fuck your son if he became a cute trap
Justin Long
Go back to Honolulu.
Landon Martin
You can still be saved user. I'll be there for you. Soon.
Anthony Sullivan
why? what has life done to you?
Owen Scott
reading op's story broke me
i have to get off Sup Forums
Kevin Sanchez
Go back to my cock and cease your faggottry
Joshua Myers
>father finds out his son is into gay tranny-type shit >tries to be a good dad and reassure his son it's alright >tries to show him he's not disgusted by him >realizes his faggot son is actually getting aroused from this >gets the fuck out and leaves his son to his degeneracy >dies a little inside Sad story OP
Cameron Howard
Is there anybody going to listen to my story?: >be me >23 years old >I was in kind of pijamada with my friends >two of them fall asleep >Now I was alone with my best friend J -I wont say his real name- >first we decided to watch terror movies >J is brave but that time he held my hand in first scene >Then he whisper me slowly “if I felt in love with you, will you promise to be true?” >I just could close my eyes >I couldn’t believe >We start to kiss >It was fast but so magical
Next day nobody mentioned anything about this but I guess one of my other friends saw us and I’m a kinda stressed out.
Isaac Long
Wanna talk about that? We are here for you. It's a safe space here, don't worry.
Benjamin Stewart
>-I wont say his real name- thank goodness >being this new
Evan Wright
Whut
John Robinson
What's his name
Jose Lee
well since you asked user, i'm really just here to talk to other anons about ciara since there's usually at least one ciara thread a day. she has completely derailed my life and she doesn't even know who i am.
Connor Gray
John, ma belle
Zachary Lewis
bingo bar
Joshua Nguyen
Maybe you mean ringo
Parker Anderson
knowing the real names of the people in any greentext doesn't make them more enjoyable at all. it just leads to embarrassment for whoever is involved so no need to justify changing people's names or calling them pejoratives like fag or roastie. it's de rigeur around here.
Christian Gonzalez
I think you need to be a little more realistic, user. Why do you feel like that about Ciara? What does she mean to you?
Gabriel Wright
No I'm pretty sure it's Jingle Jar
Jonathan Perry
I know, but remember I could say a pseudo name... please don’t hate. I have autism, please be patient
Jordan Price
Jar... Jar Binks?
Justin Martin
That's a fucking faggot
Levi Lopez
>be at this cute girl's apartment >she showed me her room >she pointed at a cupboard by her bed >"isn't it good?" >I nod and ask her what kind of wood is it >she says it's from an scandinavian country I can't remember the name >tells me I should stay >"you can sit anywhere" >I look around >ThereAreNoFuckingChairs.png >I sit on the floor like some stoner hippie >we pass the night by drinking wine until 2 am >We then fuck >"I guess it's time for bed... I guess" >"I work in the morning so I should sleep now" >I laugh and tell her that I don't work >I, now drunk from the wine, crawl into her bathtub and sleep there >I wake up the next morning all buzzed and with a weird feeling >she's no longer at her house now >I look at one of her college notebooks >she has the same last name as I >I realized I just fucked a distant cousin
>So I lit a fire, isn't it good, Norwegian wood?
>mfw
Kayden Ward
That’s what you say every time you see your fucking face in a mirror, that’s right?