You have 10 seconds to explain why you're on Sup Forums in 2018

You have 10 seconds to explain why you're on Sup Forums in 2018.

you first

I ain't copping to shit. You've got no proof.

Forget the porn, forget the gore, forget the arguments between pissants over why X is better than Y.

When you do that, you are in a weird weird weird place, man. And weird weird weird means interesting interesting interesting. Lurk moar. Observation is fun.

Because I the 1/758477728 chance that I wind up seeing a quality thread (e. i. someone sticking a bone up their ass)

If you can't tell me what the actual name of Saturday is then GTFO my image board.

I really am just that bored.
Whoops, minecraft finally finished loading. later.

Sabado

Caturday, fag

Gkys newfag

Yeaaaah, boi

underrated

Cause I'm taking a quick shit so it isn't worth bringing up a better website or board

My life sucks

Trawling for weird porn.

Fucking depressed and Sup Forums is the only peace I get.

L O G S
L O G S
L O G S

Because many memes are anaLOGous to each other.

LOG THREAD

If you were a mexican-jew, you would know...

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Is this the meme that kills Sup Forums or the one that saves it from the normies? Only time will tell.

Lazydork ain't better than me
man, freakin youtube was weird and still is but in a shittier way? maybe it was always shitty

AS WE VENTURE

we must use the science of fashionoLOGy with our ties

I was using it as a shortcut to Sup Forums because I didn't remember the board name for /sci/

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This

Everything must conform to YT's agenda, or else there's no way to profit from it there. It's a liberal kikeshow

because i want to

left in 2011 due to flood of faggots
now back for porn mostly

im bored

Explain it you faggot

Because I just say a woman get her hands and feet hacked off with a machete while she was alive, then have her head slowly sawed off (still alive) while she tried to grab her neck with no hands. Then die eventually. And for some odd reason that interests me, but it's mostly the porn.