I need 20 bucks for my bus so i can start a new job contract as a farmer. I can pay you back next month if it matters...

I need 20 bucks for my bus so i can start a new job contract as a farmer. I can pay you back next month if it matters. Please b, help a dude out.

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bump, op
best I can do for you..

Anything helps, thanks.

why cant you ask for drug money from your parents

Yeah bro here's $500

If you admit you’re a heroin addict I will gladly send you some money. Just stop lying about it.

Its fine you think that, but i really need this job. And my parents have been way to much supportive last month. Im desperate for this job.

I wish it was true but im not. Been jobless for 6 month and i dying to get this gig.

Funny

I'll photoshop simple stuff for OP to get his 20 bucks.

Lets say... 5 bucks each?
Any takers?

Im happy you will help me.

go to reddit for this shit

bump step the fuck up you neckbeards

Fuck reddit

I'll give you 50$ If you can count to ten. You up for it?

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This isn't feudal Europe. Try again in another lifetime.

Mate im only asking for 20. I dont need anything over. I really need this job. Im not even joking.

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That went well.

by "bus so i can start a new job" you painfully blatantly mean a dub of heroin...come on dawg

Do you know how to draw? Draw anime shit?
I want to turn a real life qt into anime.

I can give you 5 bucks for that.

I wish that was the case..

Write "Thank you Adam" On your dick - and post the picture here, and i'll send you 20 bucks immediately.

I'm not even joking.

i have no idea why, but i believe this person.

Simple shoops, man.

Care to explain why?

I think I can fit you last name there too...

ha!

Chance = Gone

Nah thanks, i'll keep my integrity. But thanks anyway.

For 40 I got you man

you mean dignity.
integrity denotes ethics to my mind.

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If this job really does mean as much to you as you claim it does, then you'd do it.

Nobody gets anything for free. All I ask is you write my name on your dick and show me. No face or identifying markers from you - just my name and your dick.

Do it, i've got the paypal page open right now waiting.

I'll give you 20 bucks, with one condition.

You have to write a message on paper and take a picture of your smiling pretty face for Sup Forums and whoever gets dubs next chooses the message

how about walk if you want the job so bad. No one gets an easy ride in this life bitch

All he has to do is take a photo of his dick for me - and he'll have his fucking bus money.

"I Fuck Farm Animals"

I still meant what I said, I'll give you 20 bucks, what do you say?

If OP doesn't do it, can I? I need money to refill a prescription of mine, can post bottle and shit. Don't have a dick though, I'll write it on my tits.

Alternatively, i'll send OP his money if ANYONE in this thread writes 'Thank you Adam' On their dicks and posts it.

Fuck that money is money. I'm not even OP and I'll fucking it. What's your name user?

LOL TITS OR GTFO REGARDLESS YOU'RE MISTAKEN CUNT

Adam

Lets just leave.

>i'll keep my integrity.
Begging for money on Sup Forums

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Naw

Can somebody just write "Thank you, Adam!" on their dick please?

Adam here.

I'm going out to dinner in 15 minutes. OP has until then to either write it on his dick, or convince someone else to do it. When I leave the house, the offer is off the table.


15 minutes.

Please somebody..

If I had a dick I would, sorry OP

This count?

heeeeey, we got a lawyer here.
nice loophole

Thank you!
Anything to help OP out!

No, It has to be written on a person.


10 Minutes.

Any help is appreciated!

Even if i decided to do it, the only letters thats gonna fit is "tha" and thats it.

I made 20 grand mining preexchange shitcoins with a single GTX 1080. If you don't have money that's your own fault. I'm not going to reward you for being stupid.

Five minutes.

Gimme a fucking minute to find a marker

40 seconds

Please i just need a couple minutes to find a marker

I'll do it if OP gives me $20

You can have mine...apparently my dick was considered illegal by Mr. Adam.

Couldn't fit thanks, but

lol

Op better get his money

Thanks, but you're 4 minutes too late.

Oh, man. That came up short.. ¬¬

No, I set a time limit - and nobody posted within it.

I had to use a brush pen cos i couldn't find a fucking marker

come on dude. pay the man. he had to find a fine tip marker and shit.

And 4 inches too short.

I gotta say though, you've given me the best laugh i've had in awhile.

I'm going to save this image and cherish it forever.

Cmon dude

if i had it, i'd pay him for his effort.

Pfffff.. lol

Well, I'm off to dinner.

Thanks for the laughs. Good luck OP.

throw him 20 bucks man.

Come on op needs his heroin

I'd rather throw OP under that bus.

fuck it, imma checking my paypal. i dont care what he's using it for.

Post pic of face with timestamp. If cute, you get $20.

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>All he has to do is take a photo of his dick for me - and he'll have his fucking bus money.

Thanks bud. Even 10 is good.

What of it?

i'm on a temp phone. you're going to have to wait. i might not even have anything on paypal to give.

Its good, just that youre giving this attention means everything for me.

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fucking idiot

i had 0.14 in there.
i'm sorry. wake up early and call some rides i reckon. good luck.

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>I'll give $20 to anyone who writes my name on their dick
>only has 14 cents

Fuck off, Adam.

>If this job really does mean as much to you as you claim it does, then you'd do it.
>Nobody gets anything for free. All I ask is you write my name on your dick and show me. No face or identifying markers from you - just my name and your dick.
>Do it, i've got the paypal page open right now waiting.

I'm a bit mad, since I've gone being what this nigger told me and op still doesn't have 20 bucks

But what can you do