OFFICIAL SPURS @ ROCKETS GAME THREAD #2

>NO PARKER
>NO KAWHI
>HOUSTON BTFO

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would you be /hergoy/?

there are still empty seats lol

I wish people would go back to ignoring Houston

Spurs are the Patriots of the NBA. They're quiet hardworkers with a strong culture

Is this shaping up to be the worst second round of a playoffs ever?

Danny "the 4th reich" green sure wouldnt

what a snooze fest

>Still
People are leaving

Simmons bbiq is off the charts, how does Pop do it?

so do the spurs keep patty or simmons

both look great right now

what's bbiq?

>crowd so quiet
No is even at the game

>get BTFO in the 1st quarter
>entire audience leaves before half-time to avoid the traffic

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA

wheeze

BAAAAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Basketball iq

barbecue iq

HALF TIME FAP TIME

>tfw I made this pic

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fuck the cockshits

>people actually thought the pop 3d chess posts were a meme

APOLOGIZE

>mfw they run into the traffic of people going to the game

Warriors/Spurs should be good

At least I don't have to watch a minimum of 4 games of Harden snapping his head back

I don't blame them, Houston traffic is hell on earth.

my professor is from Houston and I have his class tomorrow..

what went wrong? how is he not scoring with no kawaii defending him

do you guys think this horrible round of playoffs will finally make people stop watching the nba?

or will people continue to fall for the lack of parity, overly powerful officials, useless watching 3+ quarters because of all the scoring sport known as basketball?

What the fuck is happening? How aren't the spurs getting smashed right now? Harden should have 20 at least by now

>he doesn't know

Go back to watching the Warriors casual

ITS SPURS 2014 AGAIN

Being smart at sports

LE FLOPPY DOORSTOP PEE PEE TURNOVERS MAN

>mfw they run into the traffic of people going to the game

so comfy
death to all meme players

He's blowing the game. He doesn't want to get swept by the warriors

He's shit and a refbabby.

BBQ CHICKEN ERNEH
BIRDMAN BIRDMAN

Dude is practically obese by NBA standards.

He's gassed.

>it's only an 18 point lead

lol remember when the clippers had an 18 point lead in an elimination game against the rockets? what happened again?

That's right, stop getting your willie in a knot spursfags. Rockets in 7.

5d chess

silly goy

any other houston fans thinking of jumping ship?

Kek

Memechuckers fear the Beautiful Basketball

That's not how traffic works under aged
you can't run into oncoming traffic as you're leaving

no that would be Tony

>doc rivers

Kek. The Magic/Bird era did great ratings and was basically the same as this

>taking the bait
kill yourself

because the parking lot is going to be at the end of a road and not require a turn right

fuck u goof

club culture that emphasize scounting on this particular aspect

coach with the actual power to force the players to play according to his plan, instead of having to deal with an owner who says "I have this superstar who costs me 25 millions a season, so make sure he deliver stats and youtube highlights because I need a return on my investment"

>no parker
>no kawaii
>still winning comfortably
What did the R*ockets mean by that?

put me in coach

Harden can never be the leader of a contender. Rockets need to understand this and find a real captain

I love how Harden never looks phased.

He will take control this second half.

cornball ass nigga

Houston easily wins this game

SAfags ww@

I'm comfy watchin the ez win

They should just cancel the game and have this violinist play the next hour. Would be more entertaining than watching Harden suck it up

they're trying to make their mexican fans so depressed that they drink themselves to death

TWO

SHOTS

lel that jalen banter

is harden fuckin drunk or something?

with the beard sobbing progressively harder and harder on top of the piano

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Remember when ESPN halftime use to have Magic and Bill Simmons

no harden either desu

wew harden BTFO

>soften

Did you just compare the Clippers with the Spurs?

>posting pictures from ESPN

Well at least they booked someone who is actually talented and not some retarded freak show.

>comparing clippers to spurs
>absolutely disgusting.png

CH_KE

>Based black violin player

>le bearded peepee state of Houston

But the Rockets have Asian fans

If there are Mexican basketball fans, they would be fans of Spurs, Lakers and the team that is good at the moment

I LOVE BLACKED

>implying the Spurs are the Clippers

Their coach isn't Doc Rivers, that's already a point in their favor.

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>16pts 7 reb at halftime
APOLOGIZE

is getting to actually watch halftime shows instead of commercials a league pass thing or something

who doesn't love BLACKED?

Who /SA/ here?
Who /going honking after the game/ here?

The chucker fears the ninja.

His whole game, get the refs to call a foul by getting under a defenders arm while making weird torso movements, does not work in the playoffs, because more contact is allowed generally.

fat faggot

Harden playing like he doesn't give a fuck about winning

He's the Jedi m8
The Ninja was bruce bowen

Right here m8

Is there a worse meme in all of sports than "le beard"? Every beardfag is a gigantic pussy.

people who aren't american or from sweden or france?

I'M SORRY

>50%
Thats some MVP material right ther

Harden has been suckered dry by Kardashian succubus

he's a bitch nigga

foreigners aren't people

>taking a picture of a screen
AHAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT

>2.32 MB

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beards are just horrible meme's. I've never met a bearded guy under 30 who wasn't a complete and utter tool

Anyone who grows a beard in public should probably just hang a sign around their head that says "i'm a douchebag"