Bored big tiddy girl here, ask me anything, also free advise

Bored big tiddy girl here, ask me anything, also free advise

how'd you get big tiddies

I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with

lessee dem tiddies

dubs and you lop your tiddies off

I'll start: What do girls want

Did you ever consider just dropping out of school/university/whatever and live of your udders by marrying some rich old sack of shit?

genetics and the good lord

i see no question sowwy

i'm shy idk


sounds interesting, maybe


it depends on the girl, some just want sex, some want to get married already, some want money

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i mean, maybe i did fantasized about it, like you dream about winning the lottery but never something i would do

Taking advice from someone that cannot spell the word seems like a questionable decision.

is it true that old fags hit on any girl?

So you‘d rather achieve sthg on your own than goldigging betas?

big tiddys or GTFO whore

Lol sorry about my english, not my first lenguage

fuck yes ehw

Go for a run

May we see said big tiddies with a time stamp?

"big tiddy goths" are just fat thots with clown make up

Tits or it didn't happen

have you ever flashed anyone for fun?
what if I told you, you should let people see those nice big titties

I'm in college. There's this girl who eats lunch at the same time and place as me every day. We make eye contact like twice every day and she smiles at me like 50% of the time. This has gone on for like a week now. I want to approach her but I don't really know how. I didn't have a father figure in my life so I have nobody to ask for advice except gay pickup artists on the Internet.

they are massive, maybe you wont like them

you can have big tiddies and not be fat right?

I guarentee we'll like them

Massives are the best, postem

OK what's one of your favorite bands?

Please post boobs with time stamp. No one will know who u are if no face.

Let me be the judge of that. I'm a fan of many titties.

yes, not proud, never irl

dude i'm my own father figure, approach her, the key is don't go too strong so you can read her face and know what she want, maybe she wants to blow you maybe she just has a glass eye, approach her

dubs and i post, oh gawd i'll regret this

Big fat tit women are the sexiest show em with timestamp

Just post pics. It'll be great.

i'm more into songs than bands i don't usually like a whole album, probabbly some normie stuff like the killers, sorry

there ya go, dubs ;D

You got dubs.

Please post.

Don't post tiddies, no one wants to see them

Wtf am I supposed to say? Is it normal for me to just walk up and start a conversation with someone I don't know?

Sadly I had a girlfriend throughout high school until recently and never learned how to hit on strangers. I'm trying to learn now.

have yu ever kissed a dyke chick

o shit post them tiddies

Dude just fucking ask her.

Rejection feels like shit for like 20 minutes, then you get smashed and you're good.

>hit on

No. Basic convesation showing interest in the person is always bet. Casual questions, light hearted relation to answers, try not to grill the grill.

sorry i know

Hey :) *soft smile* then say something you have in common, like you're from x class right?

actually i did kissed a girl once

Where the titties at?

what is a fun idea for a first date?
I thought of bowling and going out to dinner afterwards

You type like the girl from that areola thread earlier.

If I give you a kik, can you show me dem tiddies?

>bowling

Are you from Ohio?

as a teen me and some friends would play a game called introduction. it's a really good way of building your confidence on the initial introduction.

just for one night go out with mates and play rock paper scissors. the loser has to go upto someone random and just say. Hi, my name is ****" then just walk off.

I absolutely adore large breasts; I wish it weren't the case, but they inspire me to write poems, can completely change a bad day to one of delight, and center my soul. It is my sincerest desire to find a woman who possesses such divinity so that the mere sight of her makes my spirit sing.

nigger, your a virgin

Now post tits. You agreed.

It's not rejection I'm afraid of, it's looking like a creep in public. The place where I see her is full of people who Im acquainted with. I don't want it to be obvious that I have no idea what I'm doing.

Thanks guys you've been a big help.

I'm pretty sure she's hispanic though. No race mixing here 1488 1488

Fag

that actually sounds like fun, but you should ask first what she wants and if she says whatever then ask if your idea is ok, i mean what if she has a phobia to bowling? who knows


i don't use kik sorry


AAAAND i made a discord in case someone is too shy to ask for advise here
recc#6357

Why is everyone entertaining this bland bitch.

why are your chocolates pics named ìndice?
are you ita?

Small boobs are best boobs

how bigs your dick?

Shampoo your hair, shave, don't wear a button down with flames or a dragon on it, ffs don't take your fedora. You should be good to go. Staring at some chick during lunch every day for the next few months isn't going to help you not seem like a creep.

>where are you from?
>ONLY VIRGINS ASK THAT

Interesting.

How am I the first person to say this?

TITS + TIMESTAMP OR GTFO YOU STUPID WHORE

Are you showing dem tig old bitties on discord?

>dubs
open tiddies ples

no particular reason, sorry i'm not Italian

righ? small and perky

YES

i don't agree :((

What do you want?

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u sound like a pussy, she obviously wants u nigger,
talking about no race mixing, ur just making up excuses u scared moron bitch

I think she likes my fedora though.

she doesnt like shit about u if u dont talk to her and keep on bitching

ALL THESE FUCKING NEWFAGS NOT JUST POSTING TITS OR GTFO TO THIS OBVIOUS BASEMENT DWELLER.

HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING BY LURKING MOAR YOU AUTISTS?

Damn it

I just have no experience in this and nobody to teach me. I think the fact that I'm making an effort to learn shows that I'm not being a pussy about it. At least I'm not sitting here holding the door for girls expecting them to fuck me for it like Eliot Rodger.

No race mixing? Who told you that? If you want to protect the white race, just don't MARRY interracially. Leaving her with a half human bastard is doing the bean Gene pool a favor

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lol that‘s ur ass

I just cummed in my jamjams

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actually i think just some human interaction

done

there

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Quality filename

let‘s see that areola

Ah, you're right. I will do it to help the poor hispanics.

What if your high school sweetheart sleeps with your homies? Is that gay?

if nobody taught u by now, nobody ever will.
gotta learn it the hard way through experience u puss. if ur truely trying to make an effort to learn u apporach her tomorrow no excuses

No body but you and your faggy friends ever liked your fedora

Gonna need to ask for a better picture. cleavage isn't tiddies.

What looks better to you circumcised or uncircumcised? Should I get cut?

do women really want sex more than men? all I see now is more thots than fuckboys

um you're here, but there's no tiddies
so how do i really know you're here?

Bullshit those are man tiddies

Wait wait wait. 1488? Nevermind, don't have kids... they will be born retarded.

she's a bitch, those are not homies

agreed

i think cut looks nicer and cleaner but uncut is more fun

is not that abnormal, but i only show how horny i always am to my SO

nop

I'll make you a deal; if you provide a decent picture, I'll write a poem of praise.

lmao pathetic

Just bored; plus, it's fun for me.

if you don't believe me add me on discord and you'll hear my voice!

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circumcised but if you're not cut already, then do not do it

Show vagoo so we know you‘re not a trap

what if i'm a trap

Abandon thread

What makes cut look and cleaner? What makes uncut more fun?

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