ITT: Poorly describe video games and try to guess them
>flying in airplane
>get shot down by asshole
>wash up on island, find asshole's lair
>destroy machines by bashing head into them
>find asshole trying to peace out in rocket
>blow him the fuck up
>high score!
Skyrim
one of the far cry games, cant remember
Bioshock
nope
close, but not far cry
Pretty sure it's Skyrim. Should reread your lore, OP.
HOW ABOUT NO, fuckinf idiot.
Skyrim?
Just Cause 2
Crysis?
nah its JC3 dude. off by one
the airplane shit is the intro to 3
It's Skyrim, idiot.
The plot to The Incredibles but in game form
Skyrim
>on horse in woods
>get fucked up by fairys
>collect shit
>beat bosses
>save town
Sonic
Some weird dudes are taking other dudes from weird places so you have to gather a bunch of dudes to attack the first mentioned dudes.
That is definitely Skyrim.
Yeah, you got it
Majora's Mask
>Wake up suddenly on an island
>Run around in confusion
>Ohshit.jpeg I'm hungry
>Kill an animal and eat it raw
>Gather sticks and shit to make a house
Labia Majora's Mask
Oh wait was I supposed to greentext?
Ark Survival Evolved
Mass Effect 2
Ark?
Skyrim
Or 3
Nope
Ark
>be edgy douchebag
>runs around looking for one guy to enact revenge
>finally finds this guy
>kills him
>only to find out it you were chasing after the wrong guy
Nah aswell
oh im a retard. MineCraft
Is it chrono trigger?
lmao, ye
This sounds exactly like crash bandicoot
You got it user
Yes, good job
aka half of my early childhood. I remember that shit back from like 2010. back in the beta
>it's skyrim
>Find a bunch of piles of things you need in a specific order
>can only grab from top of piles
>organize it all properly
>beating the game breaks reality as you get suffocated under never-ending piles of stuff
>click
>upgrade click
>grandma???
>profit
>eat all inventory
Donkey kong
cookie clicker
holy fuck you nerd lmao
New Vegas?
3 wins and counting. Dude I have just been playing games for a while and am decent at abstract connections
> be on boat
> ohshitwtfisthat.jpg
> kill shit wear their skin
> steam punk bitch says kill more shit
> kill more shit
> repeat
>Escape from insane asylum
>Go high and low to make some noise
>Have to kill three demigods to open door
>kill final demigod and burn to death.
Monster hunter world
We have a winner lol
Try mine
>FPS lesbian shooter
>tons and tons of porn of the charachters
>even though it’s already a rip-off it’s still being ripped-off
>most charachters resemble anime charachters
If you can’t get this shit, my god.
borderlands?
Overwatch
Overwatch
>be dickhead
>have to prove your worth by fucking up a bunch of kids
>best friend is a psychopath
>win a go cart from playing carnival games
Paladins or Tomb raider
Bully
>jump out a window
>end up in corporate nightmare
>punch people in the face
>jump out of another window
>write a blog
You got it!
Bully/Canis Canem Edit
that kid in GoT lmao
Nope
>die
>die again
>die again
>die yet again
>continue dying
Demon Souls / Dark Souls.
Dark souls
cuphead
Kek
Very good.
Dank Souls.
>be in a world
>find rabbits
>zombies and flying eyes come out at night
>go to the underworld
>kill a dude on accident
>a giant moving wall with eyes appears
>you lost 50 gold
>Wake up in a tank of healing-juice
>Meet a blind lady
>Blow up a giant asteroid while attempting to escape from a zombie
>Get called a war criminal
>Spends the rest of the game running away from the zombie-dudes friends while trying to find some old teachers who kicked you out of school
Don't starve? Undertale?
terraria
oohhh shit is it Microsoft Solitaire?
Idk but sounds like a metal gear game
bingo
Windows Solitaire.
Far Cry 3
Not even close my dude (it's a sci-fi game though).
Well done
But don't you kill the right guy?
No ones gotten it yet
>America if everyone owned guns
>America if everyone was on crack
>Outer Space
>The Black guy and the animal die.
Yeah I've played one metal gear game and I was confused as fuck so it sounded like something out of ut
Apocalypse!
>You're a near extinct species
>best friend is a backpack
feel like if I say anymore it'll be too easy.
>be kickass group of 4 people
>go on a mission to save some bitches
>a faggot in spandex always tries to steal your money
Well kinda
>wake up on a ship
>ship dies
>wake up on planet
>planet dies
>wake up on new planet
>become wizard
Orphan saves world by killing entire religion while looking for mother.
banjo kazooie?
>gotta join a club
>joins club
>it doesn't matter what i want
>what the fuck is my life about anymore?
>i think the one with pink hair is a trap... would smash anyway
not relating to the game; i hope you all die from cancer of the eyes.
Your arm clicks a lot
Borderlands 2
Wii Sports.
Unfortunately no. I think I might have made it too ambiguous heres a hint someone did the same game I did.
Runescape
Wolfenstein?
mass effect where you bang no one thus becoming a wizard.