How I Became Retarted:

How I Became Retarted:

>Back in 6th grade
>Family going through horrible times
>Dirt poor
>Mom on drugs
>Dad beats mom
>Hardly even went to school for the last several years
>Having all these fucked up depressing thoughts
>Used to see doctor for it, but we can't afford now
>Mom leaves us
>Start acting out in school. Throwing fits in class, getting into fights. Can't stay focused on my work for a second.
>Afraid to tell anyone about my home life
>Teachers just can't get through to me
>Get put into classes for slow kids who need a little more help
>Home life keeps getting worse and worse
>Find out my father isn't my father biologically
>Having a meltdown
>Life in a crisis (11 years old mind you)
>Am the worst behaved student ever.
>By 8th grade and was in full on tard classes.
>Didn't fully transition out of them till senior year

So I got some stories.

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Continue, you retard scum

>Lost quite a few friends. Girls who seemed to have interest in me completely lose it when they see me come of the same class as the kid who can't stop hitting himself.
>don't get a real education
>years later am over all the family shit and am finally ready to look back at all this shit.

whats your life like now?

So anyways.

>8th grade
>get seated next to big fat fucking tard.
>5 minutes into meeting him he's telling me about how he fucks his sister.
>I don't know how to react
>fire alarm goes off
>it's a drill
>teacher leads us tards out to the football field to join the other students.
>Don't know what to do with new information
>Tell some autist (just had to get it off my chest)
>immediately starts screaming about how disgusting it is.
>fat ree ree sees us talking and goes full retard on the autist.
>beats the ever living shit out of him.
>tard is like a grown man compared to the rest of us.
>Handlers are fail old women.
>Nothing can stop this guy!
>can't remember how but at some point it's broken up.

>three different tards would go on to tell me about how they fuck their sisters over the years. Weird crossover there

Completely normal. You'd have no idea if we met.
Was in the army for a while. Have a longtime gf. Go to school full time on my GI bill. Depressed as hell and think about killing myself a lot. but normal.

but still a tard

just rape people fuck it

of course

Pull out that childhood pain and embrace it. Cry it out. U cant keep it pushed down forever. Keeping it pushed down sounds depressing

>Used to see doctor for it, but we can't afford it now

America fucked you my friend

You must be retarded because you cant even spell retarded.

We were just about to have a breakthrough too. lol

ya caught me

I'm trying man.

moar, good sir

>bioLOGically

>Freshman year
>Bunch of senior faggots always giving me shit.
>Every-time I sit down for lunch they'd come to the table and say it was theirs.
>Not sure what to do
>One day I'm walking round campus and I see leader of the assholes playing basket ball.
>Fat retard from previous story is there literally licking ketchup off a school lunch tray.
>Idea brewing.
>Tell tard that senior was talking about his grandma (tard loved his grandma)
>no hesitation
>runs up to asshole and slams lunch tray into his back.
>beats the ever living shit out of him.
>succesful revenge
>get called to principal's office
>Tard sold me out.

Even if this is fake it's genuinely entertaining please go on

Oh it's all true user.

Don't know about your guy's schools but in my tard classes you could always count on there being at least one other fucked up kid. Not fully tard like everyone else but more socially and behaviorally due to shit home life. Met several girls in these classes who had the WORST lives. One girl I knew was raped by her father. When she told another man about it he raped her too. She was fucked in the head and made me be here boyfriend for a few months. Weird times.

Continue

How can we help? It took me 3 months of being sober for it to come out. Its hard and the pain is fucking real

Here's the girl story

>Freshman year again
>She's a junior
>She was raped twice as child (that I know of) and had a TON of consensual relationships with older men.
>Kinda fat.
>Big ass tits tho.
>We're stuck in these tard classes and I'm the only guy not trying to shove my fingers in my ass
>So I guess I'm the one?
>She makes me be her boyfriend.
>Drags me around school at lunch
>Really embarrassing
>She was always trying to make plans for us to fuck but I was a little prude
>Did do some hand stuff eventually
>Really wasn't into the whole thing. Broke it off
>She went on to blow a couple tards in her day

>5 minutes into meeting him he's telling me about how he fucks his sister.

KEK

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fuck this is funny

Questions?

user, did you post this years ago? I swear I've read it.

Nah, I'm actually pretty new to the site. I was actually inspired to post after I read other tard green texts

im enjoying this

>8th grade
>Before class
>Tard friend of mine is telling me about last nights WWE pay-per-view.
>Mentions something about putting a cat in a microwave
>Apparently John Cena won his match.
>Wait a goddamn minute. What was that other thing?
>He and some other tards found a stray cat and put it in a microwave.
>At this point i'm pretty desensitized so I just kinda nod
>Go to class
>New young teacher. Hot too but thats aside the point.
>Always dreamed of teaching tards cause she wants to give back
>On paper teaching tards is a noble cause
>She's always very sot spoken and sweet with us
>"Okay class, what did everyone do this weekend"
>John Cena kid's hand shoots up
>Here we go
>Dude literally tells teacher about the cat like nothing is wrong
>Her face just dies.
>She not only doesn't know how to comprehend what she's hearing and certainly doesn't know what to do with his laidback attitude
>He explains how it screamed and exploded in microwave.
>Looks like she's gonna vomit
>She rips into him
>Screaming "YOU DON'T DO THAT"
>"YOU DON'T DO THAT!"
>Rookies man.
>Anyways that kid ended up being the second tard to tell me he fucks his sister.
>Just another day

Beware user, there be dragons here.
"Consider all this; and then turn to the green, gentle, and most docile earth; consider them both, the sea and the land; and do you not find a strange analogy to ... Push not off from that isle, thou canst never return!”.

Moar user

You in the B's?

Dumb hot girls?

Dumb yes. Can't remember there being any hot ones.

Sober huh? What were you on? if you don't mind

>rookie teachers
>"that kid ended up being the second tard to tell me he fucks his sister"

Fucking gold

Put me in the screencap you feller

>We played a lot of bored games in school. Not so much for fun but to teach us how to stay civil when we lose.
>Return to everybody's favorite fat tard.
>Cannot get through a game of checkers without him throwing a fit.
>I'm no saint either
>Sore fucking winner
>And my life is in the shitter so I make myself feel good by beating my fellow tards in any game.
>Can't remeber the game (think it was madeup by teacher) but i'm whooping ass.
>I'm taking names.
>He can't take it
>Handler lady pulls him aside, get's him a snack, and he cools off
>Comes back and tries me again. But this time the tard got an idea.
>He tries to cheat
>But he's retarded so he can't do it without being obvious
>I call him out
>Other tard in class (This guy is always snitching) starting chanting that fat tard is a cheater.
>Teacher's worse nightmare cause it get's all the tards riled up
>everyone is yelling at at tard about cheating
>I join in.
>adults trying to find order
>He's getting defensive. Starts screaming
>"Shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. SHUT UP!"
>Lean in and whisper as low as possible
>"no"
>He lunges at me, luckily a male teach jumped in the way and controlled the situation.
>Over the years I seen this fat tard unleash so much damage on people. I don't know how it never happened to me

And what happened then? Well on Sup Forums they say, that OP's tard balls grew three sizes that day.

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Post more you tard

yeah nigga

>Met a pregnant girl outside of school, but I got a class with her.
>She's smoking a cigarette
>Probably not my place but fuck it
>"Do you think you should be smoking while you're pregnant?"
>She says "My grandmother smoke when she pregnant. My mother smoke when she pregnant. I Smoke when I pregnant. Baby fine."
>Well I can't argue with that logic
>Although she is full on retarded


>How a tard even get's pregnant i'll never know.

K e k

any more?

Day in the life for anyone who's curious.

>So rather than have 6-7 classes like you all probably had we would just have one or two classrooms with one or two teachers who taught every subject.
>Specific ratio of tard to teacher had to be maintained at all times. We never had a class with more than ten kids in it but there was always at least two adults in the room, sometimes more.
>At least one of us is having an emotional breakdown on any given day
>Usually gonna be a fight too
>Pretty regular arguments on who is and who isn't retarded. I was always the tie breaker saying "Dude look at us, we're all retarded"
>Snacks coming out the ass, which I loved cause I wasn't eating much at home.

I mean I got a million. Most stories are ending with a tard beating on another tard. If you guys got any questions or want specific details to something just let me know

i need very specific tard slamming

What kinda stuff you looking for? Sure I can accommodate

Fella I need the most brutal ones

I'd say the first tard beatdown story was the most brutal. I left out the part where he said it was his younger sister. (Second tard was older sister, third a twin sister weirdly enough). And when I say he beat the ever living shit out of that kid. I fucking mean it. It was like seeing a grizzly bear fight a dog. It was brutal man.

>All in all I'm not bitter about my experiences and in a lot of ways it was exactly what I needed. The tards taught me how to be a better human.