Friend broke her phone

Friend broke her phone.
Facebook message about lost contacts
Text her for the first time ever
Get this response

What does it mean?

Nothing?
Dubs decides my reply

>contacts saved on sim card

what is this, 2004?

I've been aching to pleasure your bumhole for years.

Why havent we fucked yet babe?

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Send me a pic of your boobs so I know it's you

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Nice..

OP, get crackin

This may come as a surprise, but I really want to stick my meat dowel into your bunghole, like, a lot

It doesn't mean shit dude... If she likes you she would've talked to you sooner ... Don't get your hopes up ... Tell her to save your number as "daddy 9 inches" or "Kidney scratcher" ooor. "Cervix destroyer"

I've been having fantasies of eating you out. It's been bothering me for ages. I just have this craving; my mouth waters whenever I think of it. Maybe i 'm going crazy and i'm not thinking straight... But can I see you some time?

checkem

I want to be your husband, marry me you beautiful girl. I'm dead serious I've felt this for years.

"Lets pick up where we left off; it's your turn to admit your fantasy"

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My name jeff, show ur tits cunt.

"Ive allways wanted you to pee on my dick"

"Show bob and vegene"