Why are elves so sexy? Also general elf thread

Why are elves so sexy? Also general elf thread

They are made for rape.

I guess they look really exotic while looking identical to humans

Sauce?

Also, they usually have fancy powers and immortality.

Growing up i always fantasized making androids who looked like elves.

Yeah and they are almost always portrayed be be good looking. I can't think of any elves charecters from the top of my head that were ugly.

yuushibu, just a trash ecchi from 2013

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YES! ELVES ARE THE FUCKING BEST! ELF GIRLS, ELF BOYS, I WANNA FUCK EM ALL

Fucking santa elves were disapointing. Why take amazing slender and genius tribes of people and turn them into moronic slave midgets.

FACK OFF fuckin knife eared SHITBOOT

op check out whorecraft its a bit old but fanfucking tastic

Like the animated game or the show?

whorecraft
is the porno version of warcraft
its like generic fantastic porn its great

There are no original ideas.

Negima was interesting

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It's the ears OP.

Elves are just fantasy Jews
>Smarter
>more powerful
>hate outsiders
>oversized head extremity
Yeah, just Jews

She's not half bad irl, either.

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Elves are fantasy Finns. They are tall, blonde and speak in dozens of languages about arcane bullshit and politics.

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