ITT: poorly describe videos games and anons attempt to guess

ITT: poorly describe videos games and anons attempt to guess

>be Android with no emotions
>be Android with emotions
>Robots are mindless machines
>Destroy robots
>Robots have feelings
>murder robots
>what is humanity
>what is life

The maniac, he actually delivered!

NIER

Nier automata

>become pony
>do errands for ponies
>receive non-monetary compensation for said errands.

>Scary guy scares people
>Everyone leaves
>Tough guys stick around and fuck up everything
>Clown PTSD
>You drive a huge tank thing and destroy other tanks
>Kill people, but actually don’t
>Oh no, people know who you are
>Scare scary bad guy
>Kill yourself, or did you?!?

yeppers

That stupid pony MMO I dont know the name of

>wear turbo trousers
>pounce on everyone
>punchy punchy
>end up in police corruption and corporate espionage
>make moral choice
>find all 8 ways to kill CEO fucker
>write a blog

Rewrote it differently to try and make it easier

>mmo
nope

Gun Point

This isn't any of the Twisted metals is it?

Gunpoint

Nope.

>retro futuristic
>aggressive french kissing

>Prince is missing
>Archbishop uses it to fuck a village over
>Lol let's kidnap another kid
>Archbishop 4000 keks
>Plebs' faces when

heavy rain

mom's new boyfriend's house

>steal a bike

fable 3

GTA San Andreas

GTA

Finally someone got it.
Thought I added too many details
well done

A zombie game?

Nope, it's something 2D

>get boots
>use boots to make better boots
>break shit
>kill things

too easy

>grandpa is kill
>quit job
>move to dead grampa's house
>live like grandpa

Turbo trousers gave it away

no

>check passports
>die

Epic battle fantasy

Boot the Game

papers please

Yup!

Stardew Valley

Gun

Papers, Please

> some dumb fuck convict
>the fuck am I doing
>some guy comes thru and let’s me out
>fucker actually dies (what the fuck?)
> steal his necklace
>deliver this stupid shit to some old guy
>go to town and grab another guy
>lmao okay?
>arrive at town
>house fire
>get guy
>go to castle
>fuck around for a while and do errands for the guy I grabbed
>eventually we have to fight bigger fire
>we do
>now there’s MANY FIRE
>fight fire
>my man dies fighting fires
>I get armor tho

Stardew Valley

>get back from 'nam.
>father-figure gets killed after a few missions
>gta with creedence clearwater revival songs

>pilot mechs
>plot based on genetic monster
>no one really knows why they want monster
>blow everything up

>run to circle
>die

Ride to hell

oblivion
again
dude its not hard to use ctrl+f

Yup

thought so. but I had put that in like 1/3 of the way through last thread and no one got anything so I needed to add more

Oblivion

>8-bit
>kill a bunch of people
>die many times
>kill more people

Do y'all want an easy one or one that actually makes you think?

Correct, and again?

>be beta highschool kid
>join a club
>oh fuck dude

Hot Line Miami

>Scary guy scares people
>Everyone leaves
>Tough guys stick around and fuck up everything
>Clown PTSD
>You drive a huge tank thing and destroy other tanks
>Kill people, but actually don’t
>Oh no, people know who you are
>Scare scary bad guy
>Kill yourself, or did you?!?

>be from future
>last of your people
>travel back in time to kill aliens
>aliens find out your plan
>clone you
>send clone to stop you

contra

eat a dick faggot

Arkham knight

Professor Layton and Some Nebulous Bullshit

>be a midget samurai
>everyone lols at your midgetness
>there are 2 magic swords
>fuck them, let's save money for nerdy action figures and leave them in boxes for pride and satisfaction

i already did doki doki

Correct!

>drive snakes around
>grind a lot
>fight aliens?

where

Correct!

>awesome gameplay
>shit story
>zombies
>dlc has cult
>dlc has cars

>shoot people
>dodge bullets
>game controls my life
>find out im controlling real life
>submit mind into game
>now I can kill my body and teleport into another body

brave fencer musashi?

>drop some sweet ass pills
>murder everyone in your path
>loose an arm

Whoah, correct, didn't expect that

last bread that 505'd

Ignore this. Computer glitched or some shit.

LISA

>be ball
>launched out of womb with the force of a thousand suns
>life's OK, bounce from place to place, city's colorful
>end of the day, going with the flow is easier. Let's go with the flow
>who are these two motherfuckers who keep trying to stop me

Lmao if you add together like 3 Rick and morty episodes you can get this

ah sorry
was in last thread not in this one

glory to arstotzka, comerade

wasn't there

Yaaay

SUPERHOT

hell yeah

Make Stardew Valley Great Again.

>can purchase girlfriends
>probably bake a cake
>punch cows

...

Buy several passports to save your family.

Super hot

>"you are too super powerful"
>*teleports behind u*
>"nothing personel, kid"
>*puts no-special power choker on you*
>aw fuck ;'(

>few hours later
>yes, begone no power choker
>alright lets test this baby out
>u can summon a wolf
>or u can control someones mind for a few seconds
>wtf but the npc I just beat could rip apart a ship
>"wow ur so strong omg aaa"
>mfw >=[

Pinball

correct!
Super
Hot
Super
Hot

RunEscape

lol our age is showing.

>"It" happened again
>Kick the shit out of the bad guy
>New bad guy appears
>gather info on the bad guy
>old bad guy reedems, new we're chaps
>Found the bitch
>fast-forward to end-game
>bad guy dies
>we get to live happy again

ye

>be posh britbong
>kill some cunt at an opera
>steal necklace
>go to Murica
>kill some lobsterbacks
>fuck some indian bitch
>what the fuck now I'm the offspring
>be half native in a village
>lifesgoodman.jpg
>shit bursts on fire
>cry
>find some old twat
>he teaches me kung-fu
>kill my dad and his weird friends
>oh look it's the necklace
>spirit bitch tells me to hide it
>okthen.jpg
>go home, jack off

I might've made this easy.

>collect creepy friends
>have them follow you around
>become one with friends
>destroy office

>demon lord tries to take over the world
>Aladdin makes some castles
>fucking spiders.

>cry at monsters until you kill them

Divinity 2

Gnome?

Binding of Isaac