ITT: poorly describe videos games and anons attempt to guess
>be Android with no emotions
>be Android with emotions
>Robots are mindless machines
>Destroy robots
>Robots have feelings
>murder robots
>what is humanity
>what is life
ITT: poorly describe videos games and anons attempt to guess
>be Android with no emotions
>be Android with emotions
>Robots are mindless machines
>Destroy robots
>Robots have feelings
>murder robots
>what is humanity
>what is life
The maniac, he actually delivered!
NIER
Nier automata
>become pony
>do errands for ponies
>receive non-monetary compensation for said errands.
>Scary guy scares people
>Everyone leaves
>Tough guys stick around and fuck up everything
>Clown PTSD
>You drive a huge tank thing and destroy other tanks
>Kill people, but actually don’t
>Oh no, people know who you are
>Scare scary bad guy
>Kill yourself, or did you?!?
yeppers
That stupid pony MMO I dont know the name of
>wear turbo trousers
>pounce on everyone
>punchy punchy
>end up in police corruption and corporate espionage
>make moral choice
>find all 8 ways to kill CEO fucker
>write a blog
Rewrote it differently to try and make it easier
>mmo
nope
Gun Point
This isn't any of the Twisted metals is it?
Gunpoint
Nope.
>retro futuristic
>aggressive french kissing
>Prince is missing
>Archbishop uses it to fuck a village over
>Lol let's kidnap another kid
>Archbishop 4000 keks
>Plebs' faces when
heavy rain
mom's new boyfriend's house
>steal a bike
fable 3
GTA San Andreas
GTA
Finally someone got it.
Thought I added too many details
well done
A zombie game?
Nope, it's something 2D
>get boots
>use boots to make better boots
>break shit
>kill things
too easy
>grandpa is kill
>quit job
>move to dead grampa's house
>live like grandpa
Turbo trousers gave it away
no
>check passports
>die
Epic battle fantasy
Boot the Game
papers please
Yup!
Stardew Valley
Gun
Papers, Please
> some dumb fuck convict
>the fuck am I doing
>some guy comes thru and let’s me out
>fucker actually dies (what the fuck?)
> steal his necklace
>deliver this stupid shit to some old guy
>go to town and grab another guy
>lmao okay?
>arrive at town
>house fire
>get guy
>go to castle
>fuck around for a while and do errands for the guy I grabbed
>eventually we have to fight bigger fire
>we do
>now there’s MANY FIRE
>fight fire
>my man dies fighting fires
>I get armor tho
Stardew Valley
>get back from 'nam.
>father-figure gets killed after a few missions
>gta with creedence clearwater revival songs
>pilot mechs
>plot based on genetic monster
>no one really knows why they want monster
>blow everything up
>run to circle
>die
Ride to hell
oblivion
again
dude its not hard to use ctrl+f
Yup
thought so. but I had put that in like 1/3 of the way through last thread and no one got anything so I needed to add more
Oblivion
>8-bit
>kill a bunch of people
>die many times
>kill more people
Do y'all want an easy one or one that actually makes you think?
Correct, and again?
>be beta highschool kid
>join a club
>oh fuck dude
Hot Line Miami
>Scary guy scares people
>Everyone leaves
>Tough guys stick around and fuck up everything
>Clown PTSD
>You drive a huge tank thing and destroy other tanks
>Kill people, but actually don’t
>Oh no, people know who you are
>Scare scary bad guy
>Kill yourself, or did you?!?
>be from future
>last of your people
>travel back in time to kill aliens
>aliens find out your plan
>clone you
>send clone to stop you
contra
eat a dick faggot
Arkham knight
Professor Layton and Some Nebulous Bullshit
>be a midget samurai
>everyone lols at your midgetness
>there are 2 magic swords
>fuck them, let's save money for nerdy action figures and leave them in boxes for pride and satisfaction
i already did doki doki
Correct!
>drive snakes around
>grind a lot
>fight aliens?
where
Correct!
>awesome gameplay
>shit story
>zombies
>dlc has cult
>dlc has cars
>shoot people
>dodge bullets
>game controls my life
>find out im controlling real life
>submit mind into game
>now I can kill my body and teleport into another body
brave fencer musashi?
>drop some sweet ass pills
>murder everyone in your path
>loose an arm
Whoah, correct, didn't expect that
last bread that 505'd
Ignore this. Computer glitched or some shit.
LISA
>be ball
>launched out of womb with the force of a thousand suns
>life's OK, bounce from place to place, city's colorful
>end of the day, going with the flow is easier. Let's go with the flow
>who are these two motherfuckers who keep trying to stop me
Lmao if you add together like 3 Rick and morty episodes you can get this
ah sorry
was in last thread not in this one
glory to arstotzka, comerade
wasn't there
Yaaay
SUPERHOT
hell yeah
Make Stardew Valley Great Again.
>can purchase girlfriends
>probably bake a cake
>punch cows
...
Buy several passports to save your family.
Super hot
>"you are too super powerful"
>*teleports behind u*
>"nothing personel, kid"
>*puts no-special power choker on you*
>aw fuck ;'(
>few hours later
>yes, begone no power choker
>alright lets test this baby out
>u can summon a wolf
>or u can control someones mind for a few seconds
>wtf but the npc I just beat could rip apart a ship
>"wow ur so strong omg aaa"
>mfw >=[
Pinball
correct!
Super
Hot
Super
Hot
RunEscape
lol our age is showing.
>"It" happened again
>Kick the shit out of the bad guy
>New bad guy appears
>gather info on the bad guy
>old bad guy reedems, new we're chaps
>Found the bitch
>fast-forward to end-game
>bad guy dies
>we get to live happy again
ye
>be posh britbong
>kill some cunt at an opera
>steal necklace
>go to Murica
>kill some lobsterbacks
>fuck some indian bitch
>what the fuck now I'm the offspring
>be half native in a village
>lifesgoodman.jpg
>shit bursts on fire
>cry
>find some old twat
>he teaches me kung-fu
>kill my dad and his weird friends
>oh look it's the necklace
>spirit bitch tells me to hide it
>okthen.jpg
>go home, jack off
I might've made this easy.
>collect creepy friends
>have them follow you around
>become one with friends
>destroy office
>demon lord tries to take over the world
>Aladdin makes some castles
>fucking spiders.
>cry at monsters until you kill them
Divinity 2
Gnome?
Binding of Isaac