I'll start with easy mode:
>man gets lost
>loses best friend in the ocean
>fuck you FedEx.
GO
I'll start with easy mode:
>man gets lost
>loses best friend in the ocean
>fuck you FedEx.
GO
>old man and highschooler are friends
>highschooler learns that old man will die if he doesn't warn him
>meanwhile highschooler gets a boner from his mom
>happy ending which is really just the beginning of the next one
>nigga got caught with drugs
>fuck this whole city
medium mode:
>fake cowboy goes to new york to fuck old ladies
>conned by rainman
>befriends rainman
>lets go to florida
>dies before getting there
Requiem for a Dream
Castaway
Correct!
Back to the future?
Yes
>famous talkshow host
>eminem is gay
Nope
So, the retard from What's Eating Gilbert Grape is, like...good at investing money or something, gets rich, and he married a hot chick and fucks it all up somewhere.
black mass?
Midnight Cowboy.
>choochoo full of poorfags
>dont wanna be poorfags anymore
>they all die lul
Incorrect, sir.
Snowpiercer
The commuter
Wolf of Wall Street
> chick was hot
>beautiful man goes on an epic quest to save his home that has been invaded by horrible monsters
Bingo!!
right!
>wrongly accused
>poor guy can't see his children
>has to listen to some japanese guy to help him
>trippy shit goes on
>gets to see his children irl
>or does he
Con man contracts cons
Raid casino through basement
All ironic deaths
Wolf of Wall St.
orient express
>Virgil Texas
>Computers
>People
>Music
You either know it or you don't.
Inception
inception I'm sure
ye
hardmode now
>2 youngfags bet family´s gonna be dead at 9am
> it was Christmas 4 movies ago
> but now it's Chernobyl
> old bald man fights helicopters
Back to the Future?
illiterate pig
Fellowship of the Ring
Die hard the shitty one
The Interview.
>retard joins the army
>becomes famous and never realizes it
>gf gets AIDS and dies
WIIILLLLLSSOOOOON!
Donny derito
Yipee Ki-Yay Mother Russia
shrek?
>best buddies want to celebrate their pal's big day
>fuck that's not our Doug
>severe sunburn
>but hey we're rich now!
Forrest Gump
Forrest gump
ez
Forest Gump
> and I've never seen the movie
correct
Die Hard: I Refuse to Admit this Movie Exists
>High Schooler has older friend
>Kid messes up science project
>Kid figures out a way to fix the screw up and make everything right again.
>Right again turns out better than before.
forrest gump
Hangover wtf too ez
retard joins the army was actually enough lol
Pissed off old man hates gooks. He then becomes friends and helps gooks. Old guy dies.
yes.
Also acceptable
Grand Terino
>young black cop pushes white guy off a building
>gets recruited for top secret gov't job
>gets promoted because he kills lots of bad guys
Back to the Future
very similar to:
Yessums
>person does stuff
>the end
Gran Torino
>teenager goes bad
>kills dad
>chases orphan girl who likes black dude
Men in Black.
>Implying I didn;t read the thread
A correct implication, Sup Forumsro
> Hanoi chick gets naked
> gets hurt playing with dolls
> gets really laid for the first time
> breaks the machine with orgasms
> saved by an angel
clap clap
Easy mode
>beta males get enlisted
>gooks kill a nigger
>entire city burns
john dies in the end
>2 friends go on an adventure to find the king's crown
>some lifeguard turns out to be a speedboat
>cool song at the end
>Captain chases another ship
>Doctor friend gets shot
>gets the ship
>has to go get the ship again
>probably lesbians
>fey cowboy
>suicide pact by cliff
>two buddies go on fishing trip
>harassed by college students
>befriend hot one that ends up seperated from others
>watch retard students kill themselves in stupid ways
Thelma and Louise
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
spongebob
Barbarella
Hobbit soi boi goes to a place where people eat tea and crumpets, for an article. No tea and crumpets. Lots of soccer and punching. Soi boi gets punched a lot and ends up liking soccer.
yes
yep
correct!
you are right
green street
Probably too easy
... Psychedelia
>Garbage man finds a flower
>Gov't takes it away
>Gov't realizes flowers are good
>They all come back
Spongebob Squarepants Movie.
>Skyrim but with robots
Yepperooni
>Man with serious mental problems is sent to rehab.
>en route is jumped by criminals and ordered to catch a wild chink.
>wild chink effectively dupes man into stealing from criminals.
>Man is given a seconds chance for some reason
>man finally catches chink
>man and chink work together to kill criminals
>man learns nothing and continues to be a lunatic.
The Lorax?
>Guy goes to space
>Guy also has spaghetti legs
>Fucks an alien
Wall E
>it's cold/hot
>noaa
>lost son
>death
>Robot comes back
>Kills lots of people
>Dies
>not perfect
>steal cripples identity
>fuck off niggers im going to space
Wall-E.
Of course.
Ding. Winrar
terminator
Medium mode I think
>2 dudes try to scam this town full of elderly people
>fuck up
>every old person in the town are actually martial arts masters
>soldier rapes woman and fathers child
>child becomes fat fuck professional eater
>fat fuck somehow has child who is creepy skinny dude
>skinny creep wins award for most creative suicide
Kung Pow Enter the Fist
Day after tomorrow
Terminator?