How do you get drunk off of Hand Sanitizer?

How do you get drunk off of Hand Sanitizer?

That does not sound healthy.

could you die?

have you tried putting it in your eye?

Drench a tampon and insert anally

>putting it in eye
eyedosing lul

You just drink it, there was an episode of Intervention about a guy who was addicted to it and hed get fucked up big time

The old way was to pour AquaVelva on milk. The alcohol content floated on top.

brain damage risK?

people got drunk off of suppository shots

what is the best/most safe hand sanitizer brand to do this with?
also, you put salt in it to distill it and filter out pure ethanol

I just got out of rehab, and they all swore by it. just drinking (if you even can that shit is like lethal) but they said they've never been so fucked in their lives.

is it safe tho?

that's all I've got, I'm afraid.

The main risk of drinking hand sanitizer isn't from the toxic chemicals, but from the extremely high alcohol content. The alcohol content is so high that it is easy to drink a dangerous amount of alcohol before feeling the initial effects. Alcohol content varies between 60-95% ethyl alcohol.

I dont know, its fucking hand sanitizer you idiot. Its not meant for human consumption

yes, it's like drinking everclear gel, just difficult to go about it.

Retard in my freshman english class did this, he had to get his stomatch pumped. The alcohol is denatured, basically it feels like a regular drunkenness for a while, then if you drink too much it can lead to total organ failure, happened alot during prohibition.

tried it, didn't feel anything

Add salt. Wait 10 minutes.

do you get hangover?

I don't know, you'll have to go to an Indian reserve to find out.

which brands are not denatured?

I dont think they make non-denatured hand sanitizer

There are people online who review every kind of hard alcohol, beer, and wine. There has to be someone out there reviewing hand sanitizers.

Doubt you'll even get a good buzz if it doesn't kill you. Barely half a pint

Hand sanitizer is purposely poisoned so the government can't apply the tax for drinking alcohol.

If you drink it, you'll either die or end up in a hospital.

Fuckin mericans invented this method just mcfricken drink it u retards, and no u cant

Drink vodka you twat

purell safe?

he's underaged retard

Buttchug = Best Chug

Rectally

Iso will get you drunk but is toxic, methanol is less toxic, but you best bet is ethanol

I bet you've got some interesting stories