Horny femanon needing a tv watching buddy

Horny femanon needing a tv watching buddy

How do we know you're female?

Horny guy here to help

wash ya feet

def trap

Timestamp?

Not a trap

Traps have tits and ass. They don't have a pussy though. Do you?

timestamp

Going to need a timestamp before I can legally give a fuck about this thread.

>Not a trap
Yeah that's not the first time I've heard that.

Ok but like what fucking state are you in? Because if you're 12 hours away it'll tomorrow by the time I get there

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....impossible. I don't believe it.

No thanks

ill fuckin watch tv with u

Bitch it's midnight here get on my time zone

You in cali?

>Roast beef cunt
Disgusting
Get the fuck off my board

more feet! also whatcha watching

Post asshole and ill smile a bit ig

do u live in fl op

If you’re in Cali I live in ranchi Santa margarita

Damn a real girl. Hot.

Jacquline?

I'll watch TV with you shit. I'm in Brooklyn I see you in cali tho

Don't listen to the chump haters. You know you are sexy as hell. Whatcha watching hun? My kik is a.j.mcmillan

You loom absolutely hot, abd I bet you're gorgeous as well. I'd love to chat a bit if you have Kik or something?

how tall are you op im into tall girls

whos gonnna fuck this easy cum dumpster tonight not me because of distance and if you do post your story :)))

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that's obviously a post-op of tranny.

gtfo out of Sup Forums forever.
wait, no. do you have any pics when you had it? Post those please.

Thanks for sharing I'm going to fill your Kik with my dick pics

You're a legend, just saying. I'm down for tv if you are.

gimme ur snapchat pls

Watcha watchin

What looks better to you circumcised or uncircumcised?

I love ladies with black hair

My Kik is DurrkaDurrkaJames

Lucy W?

what kind of tv shows do u want to wathc? I

are your initials ML by chance?

>all those thirsty fuckers

How do I become your to watching buddy

I’m watching the suns game

the gold coast suns aren't playing for months you fucking liar

>Phoenix fan
OP confirmed insane

*Jaw drops to the floor*
*Eyes pop out*
*Sound effect of, " AWOOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!!" *
*Places eyes and jaw back in place*
*Regains composure*

... eh hem, you look quite lovely.

Take them out i'm fapping

aussie kek

I'm watching the suns too hahah they're trash

Joke's on you. That's what the faggot wanted.

They looks so hot and heavy

Fat girl fingers

you wanna fuck me?

FAT

coal burner detected

Can I see

I never said I wasn’t fat did I

hanging out for the start of the season tbh

Post feet

The real question here is why do you have an oven under your TV?

ill help you watch tv by giving you my hard dick! bend you over and whip your ass with my belt and see your pale ass checks get red, lick your ass and pussy from behind. Lets see a picture of you bent over

I’ll watch tv with you

How fat?

Only in private :D

Sexy nipple, but why basketball?

Only in private :D? How many cheese burgers per hour?

Same, you see that dude break his ankle?

Where you at?

It's a microwave user. She's in a hotel because she is probably a hooker that's not getting any action

classic

I'll make sure neither of us watch tv, if you have a kik mine/s fortkal

You could start by turning around and actually watching the TV you attention whore.

What do you do for a living

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What do you do eat a living?

Post your Kik ot Snapchat or something. Fuuuuuck. D;

you from Phoenix so am i

What do you chug a living?

I’m this fat

God I am so hard right now.

What do you drink a living?

stay caution: it could be a very deformed anus

Post feet

Good thinking

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What do you stole a living?

i 2nd this

I like those balls

lardass

fuckin lmao

Spread open your pussy.

How much for an hour?

20 big Macs a large fry and a diet Coke

How much per pound?

kik me so you can see more of them

Story?

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hope your as loaded as OP's daily calorie intake

doesnt even watch the t.v haha