/f1/ Formula 1 General - McHonda Piss Edition

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>News
Sandbags are on, hopefully
McHonda embrass itself more and more on a daily basis

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What's your reddit username, OP?

fuck germany

fuck whiteys

*th for /team Flörsch/

autosport.com/news/report.php/id/129440/alonso-will-keep-his-indy-500-car
>"Every car I jump in from 2004 or something like that, it is always in my contract that it will be in my museum afterwards, so this one is no different."
wtf m8

Nobody likes Germany

4th for blepe

lads im new to f1 which team should i support?

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would an aussie fit into a country like Germany?

>Fernando has left the Track
>Will he come back
>I hope so

for me its anime

u/rustlerofgermans

i like you

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Not a scummy bogan like you, m8.

McLaren™ Honda™

amx verstappen

Mercedes if you are a Cunt
McLaren if you hate yourself

I really doubt Ferrari gave him 5 F1 cars to have in a museum.

who crashed?

Forti Ford

Fuck that cunt.

My hopes and dreams

Don't Ferrari deconstruct all their cars after each season to keep their secrets, erm, secret?

what are the odd to see her on the podium moistened with white looking fluids?

Based Forced Skindia

No? Schumacher owned all of his championship winning cars.

I think they just sell em few years down the line where there is nothing new to be found

More like /team Sploosh/

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Better than MONGs

so any huge changes on the cars`?

That's great. A single challenge has always been more than a bully can handle.

mi gusta

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Aussies like that would fit in better in Alabama. Or the Florida panhandle.

McLaren, we need you

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The one with Alonso. He's the only driver worth idolizing today.

t. bamboo coon, ricenigger, noodlenigger, chink, slope, jjangae, dog-eater, cat-eater, gook-kike, bamboonigger, pandanigger etc. etc.

>Aussies like that would fit in better in Alabama

I don't think they'd like the """""cussing""""" every 4th word because it offends Jesus.

Alonso is playing tennis.
instagram.com/p/BT_Lo0WFj9y/

Unironically this.

Post a pic and a short bio so we can judge

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Daaaaw

>instagram.com/p/BT_Lo0WFj9y/

That's rude

>tfw no gf

>mfw that's meant to be Fernando, not Massa.

From the Australian F1 shiposter elder statesman

Wow. That's... interesting. I didn't know white trash australians were so puritanical.

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wait...for real? Alonso has no respect
Indianapolis must cleanse his heart

>le old Reddit switcharoo

He just doesn't give a fuck anymore

Quality bantz

I don't even understand that. I have no experience with Reddit. I'm abnormal through and through.

>mfw the finger traumatised Fernando for life

>savage

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I still don't understand how can honda be so shit? How embarrasing for McLaren

>editing out the shot of it pissing all over the ground

Why would someone do that?

Engines are too complex for nip minds

>that oil

*coolant

a certain figure was seen "tampering" with shipments from Japan in the Dover international port. He then retreated into a military ship together with several anonymous men in uniform.

>tfw apple almost bought mclelen last year

Oil and Coolant mixed together
Total Engine Destruction

One second off

>iHonda

>Ted is so stupid he's only noticed a single change on the Ferrari

wait what

>Ted: "they use lead for ballast"

They use tungstun, because it's 1.7x more dense than lead.
>Ted """""technical expert""""" speaking out of his arse again

well generally white smoke is due to oil leakings, also oil can be used as coolant

kenker up fem

There was a news story going around last year that Apple were about to launch a takeover bid for McLaren. Google it.

It can be used also as fuel if you engage Hammertime™ tbqfhwyfamladchapm8desupalsenpai

Piola the best

>mfw Alonso gets "injured" playing tennis and they have to bring in De La Rosa because he's in the neighborhood again

Hamilton wins lol on full force this weekend ?

The MANOR auction is ending in 4 full days, anyone still in?

C O M F Y
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is F2 practice up next?

no they'll do a cheeky FP3 first

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>Red Bull 1.2 seconds off Mercedes

Lmao, nice car updates, Adrian.

Yup, in two bongs

whoops

YO Adrian!

b-but the Dutch said it would be an all new RB14

It's happening

you must hate watching F1 then

formula kino lads

>early 2000s
>Stallone was hanging around the F1 paddock trying to get a movie going
>no one in F1 wanted anything to do with it
>he went to CART instead
>made Driven

>trusting the dutch

>the Dutch

he lucked into 2 championships over a decade ago, has been a backmarker ever since, he doesn't deserve a ferrari or mercedes drive, I don't understand why mchonda pays him so much, surely a team of their calibre would be better off with someone like narain karthikeyan

which Dutch told you that

Why do you steal pics and titles from reddit, fa.m?