Hello Sup Forums! my 8 1/2 year old daughter wants to know what your opinions on birds! So as a RESPONSIBLE parent I am...

hello Sup Forums! my 8 1/2 year old daughter wants to know what your opinions on birds! So as a RESPONSIBLE parent I am going to let her talk and respond to you!

remember! no swearing or pornography, please and thank you!

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and probs the cutest things ever i have the chillest budgie who likes to play with his bells a lot

they are the cutes but so fragile

Birds are awesome.

Fat birds are even better

birds are mostly good but some are mean, be careful around their beaks if they look like a mean bird

Birbs are cute and I like them, they make funny noises when you pet their heads

generally u have to be patient with them as well if you want to train them and interact other then squaking noises at them

Tits are nice, boobies too.

hey! I know what you are pulling user! There is a child here!

Birds are the darn best. They emotionally attach themselves to the owner and can communicate in english if you actually talk to them like children, depending on the bird.

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You better be sorry!

*steals image because cuuute*

never had a bird but I had a few friends that did, I love them as animals but not as pets because I probably wouldn't be responsible enough

Once i saw a bird eating some doritos on the floor. Yeah just that.

thats a pretty nice bird user

Awh heck you, Paul. Birds are just so darned annoying, but I do love them

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Don't get a cockatoo. My bf has one and it is noisy and will bite practically everyone. They also live a very long time. He hates the bird so much he wants to feed it avacado so it will die.

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like a whole avocado?

If it will kill it, yeah.
I'm not sure the correct amount of that's lethal to a bird but it's essentially like chocolate to dogs. I mean my bf won't but he wishes he could.

It only bites because it wasn't raised properly, considering the guy wants to kill it that kind of proves the point. The bird can still be tamed and become a loving partner bird. It's the same thing with mad dogs, blame the owner not the animal. Cockatoos are noisy though no matter what so there is that, sounds like the dumb-dumb didn't do any research before actually buying a lifelong partner pet because he just wants a pretty bird in a cage.

just accidentally leave the cage open sometime. cockatoos are smart birds, it'll do fine by itself.

He didn't buy it, it's his family's. It was around ever since he was a kid and he had no choice in the matter.

Cockatoos are smart and it knows where it's home is, I have freeflight cockatoos in my backyard and they always go back to their cages for shelter. A bird knows it's nest.

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then give it up for adoption to a person that's actually capable for care of it.

But birds only have 1 hole!

His parents won't let him. They're the ones that own it technically and until he moves out of his house (we're college students) he's stuck with it.

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