I'm a cat, AMA

I'm a cat, AMA

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Meow?

why is it when i give you pets you walk away and lay down just out of reach?

whats it like? You know....catnip?

Meow meow meow hiss spit?

...

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

What did this feel like?
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WOOFWOOFWOOFBARKWOOF

Are you a good boy/girl?

Is it true you must feed on the flesh of whole freshly hunted small mammals and birds, or you will die from nutritional deficiency? Are you just a miniature lion?

i need my space nigga

but why you look at me?

I don't think that's true. Unless there's a giant rodent nest in my house, and now that I think about it, there just may be, my cats are fed plain ol' cat food with the occasional tuna, turkey, or ham and they're fine.

I'm a cat. My name's Karl. I just got kicked by a fat Mexican, the webem's related.

AMA

you shut your filthy cat mouth

Did anyone ever get the fucker?

Made me laugh and made me angry at the same time

no :(

brother there's never any justice with these fucking animal abusers

>miiieeeoooOOoOoOoOWW!!!
>Grrrrrr!
>fsssssSSSSSSCCCHHHH!!
>Don't touch my bowl of TUNA!!!!!!!

Someone's gotta know something about him. He must face justice. JUSTICE!

I’m a good girl, thank you very much

>"Bark, bark, moo, meow??

Not really. I do need meat tho. Fuck faggots who try and put me on vegan diets

can you provide some actual proof?

Cuz you look funny. Also that noise your dick makes when your rubbing it to what seems to be young anime human girls with dicks is weird AF

Is it time for you to inconvenience me yet or are you going to wait till im doing something realllly important?

Dude ...is it true that you steal my breath when you sleep on my chest....?

You just called yourself a nigger in cat language, hope you’re happy.

Can I see your pussy.

I like waiting, TBH

What a pretty boy. Mimimimeow. What a cute teedeekeedee.

I AM the pussy

You’re just sayin’ that!

No, I’m NOT into other cats of the same gender.

Hello, Dog. Nice to see your here,

>meows with regret... :(

watchu lookn at HONKEY!

Teedo Keetums is premium C U T E S

why are cats such dicks?

>Name: Apollo
>Pet Names: Teedo, Teedo Keetums, Keekee, Teedeekeedee, Keeko, Keeks, Keeto, Kritty, Crypty, Kritsy, Crypsy, Krispy, Krinky, Keetups Kreetum, Kreekro, Kreeny, Kreetsy, Kreeno Kleeklo...

aurora borealis

kill me pete

this thread is not done by a cat
>cats dont care enuf to gaf what you morons think

What's the deal with airline food?

Only if you’re a log poster