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Seven consecutive days of football edition
Might as well post all seven days worth of football since this thread will probably take a week to reach 500 posts (assuming it doesn't die before that)

>Friday 12th
Everton vs Watford (19:45)
West Brom vs Chelsea (20:00)

>Saturday 13th
Man City vs Leicester (12:30)
Sunderland vs Swansea (15:00)
Bournemouth vs Burnley (15:00)
Middlesbrough vs Southampton (15:00)
Stoke vs Arsenal (17:30)

>Sunday 14th
Crystal Palace vs Hull (12:00)
West Ham vs Liverpool (14:15)
Tottenham vs Man United (16:30)

>Monday 15th
Chelsea vs Watford (20:00)

>Tuesday 16th
Arsenal vs Sunderland (19:45)
Man City vs West Brom (20:00)

>Wednesday 17th
Southampton vs Man United (19:45)

>Thursday 18th
Leicester vs Tottenham (19:45)

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bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39756431/englands-cheerleaders-are-world-champions
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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based, someone finally got it

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Just what we need

>7 days of football
Late days of the season are glorious for stuff like this

Are you going to watch your team win the league tonight Sup Forums?

>implying they won't draw tonight
Mourinho will win Chelsea another trophy on Sunday.

Remember when Tottenham lost 5-1 to a relegated Newcastle and finished below Arsenal

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>implying english football generals on this board aren't entirely dead
Also, will this be the biggest transfer window in a long time?

So Fellani or Pogba; who's the best PL midfielder right now?

Remember how Newcastle also beat Spurs earlier in the season?

I hope Spurs get BTFO in their last WHL game. Sick of all the circlejerking over them.

*a relegated 10-man Newcastle

The same thing will happen again this year, they'll lose to a relegated Hull and finish third below City.

>League One and Two clubs have voted to retain invited under-21 teams in the Checkatrade Trophy.

What an absolute pathetic shitshow the EFL is, there'll be B teams in the league within the decade. Not looking forward to them being absolutely toothless with the Allams next season.

reminder that it is, and will always be EPL

and you autists cant do anything about it

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>reminder that it is, and will always be EPL
Apart from it never has been

>complain
>vote to stick with it
Jesus christ

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I remember football.

Basically they've increased the overall prize money from £2m to £3m (paid for by the PL) and that's suckered most of the clubs, even though the attendances have been absolutely abysmal.

They've also relaxed the rules so the EFL teams don't get fined for playing too many kids, which were plain daft.

>Although the Friends Arena in Stockholm has a capacity of 50,000, United have been told not to expect an official allocation of more than 9,500, and even that figure could be reduced.

UEFA being ABU

Guarantee 30k will be for corporate cunts

They put some on general sale don't they?

I can imagine 9K to United, 9k to Ajax, 9K on general sale and the rest to corporate

>Harry Redknapp signs one-year contract at @BCFC to continue as manager.

>Arsenal will join Chelsea and Manchester United in the £50m race to sign Real Madrid's Spanish striker Alvaro Morata this summer. Morata, 24, has managed just 13 La Liga starts this season.(Sun)

Wales forward Gareth Bale, 27, is willing to move to Manchester United if Real Madrid decide to sell him in the summer. (Independent)

>Inter Milan are ready to double the salary Mauricio Pochettino earns at Tottenham Hotspur to make him their new head coach.(Football Italia)

Paul Lambert could quit as Wolves manager over plans for agent Jorge Mendes to handle the club's transfers. (Daily Telegraph)

>Atletico Madrid are interested in Leicester striker Jamie Vardy, 30, and Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, 28. (Independent)

Newly promoted Brighton want to sign Liverpool's long-serving Brazilian midfielder Lucas Leiva, 30, for their first season in the Premier League. (Daily Mirror)

>Chelsea are considering selling the naming rights to their new stadium - but have told interested buyers they have to accept Stamford Bridge will stay in the name. (London Evening Standard)

And Blues fans have started an online petition - which has more than 5,000 signatures - for a 'John Terry Stand' at the new stadium. (London Evening Standard)

>Chelsea's players will receive a £5m bonus to be split among the squad if they clinch the Premier League title. (Times - subscription required)

Chelsea want 17-year-old German forward Jann-Fiete Arp, who has been tipped for a bright future at Hamburg.(Daily Mirror)

>Striker Mario Balotelli's contract when he was at Liverpool included a £1m bonus clause for not getting sent off three times in a season.(Daily Mail)

Arsenal are set to reassure manager Arsene Wenger they do not have plans to restrict his power. (Daily Telegraph)

>newcastle fans are allowed back in these threads

rip

They should do one of these for Guardiola

link?
Enjoy being financially crippled buying Adebayor

He won 2 last year bub

sincespurslastwonatrophy.co.uk

howmanypremierleaguemedalshasstevengerrardwon.com

>Bayernwinslol
Truly an accomplishment that will ring through the ages

cundy vs newcastle fan
youtube.com/watch?v=1llX8a5Zo6o

>are you saying the championship is more competitive than the premier league
>it's more difficult to get out of
well.. the only way to get out of the prem is relegation

Imagine how shit a manager would have to be to not win the league with Buyern

>you now remember the 7 SEVEN pairs of trainers debacle
youtube.com/watch?v=fy47pO7kqJ4

let the abc tears flow today

>Wales forward Gareth Bale, 27, is willing to move to Manchester United if Real Madrid decide to sell him in the summer.
Why don't former Tottenham players care about their club. Bale clearly doesn't care about them (he tweeted Walcott and Ramsey wishing them luck in the FA Cup final a couple of years ago) and now that they're better than ever, he still isn't interested in returning. When Fabregas left Barcelona and wanted to join the PL again, his first stop was Arsenal (who rejected him). Henry, Keown and Wright are openly Arsenal fans. Neville, Ferdinand and Scholes are openly Manchester United fans. Gary Lineker is openly a Leicester fan. Carragher and Gerrard are openly Liverpool fans. Why don't Tottenham have that same effect on their players?

>flag

also
>city can't be competitive as they have a new manager and are therefore in transition
>chelsea aren't as the new manager has managed at the top level
top points

why did 606 threads disappear? why is everything so slow? is it time to leave?
>implying I can

I forgot, Drogba and Henry were both happy to return to Chelsea and Arsenal respectively after they left. And Lampard is openly a Chelsea fan too.

I rarely come to Sup Forums anymore unless it's a big game, when you keep getting banned for anything marginally off topic you get fed up

So, who will Leicester buy with the CL prize money? They desperately need more defenders seems like, and maybe get a back up for Okazaki as well

>Atletico Madrid are interested in Leicester striker Jamie Vardy

Like he is going to join after joining in the 'GIBRALTAR IS BRITISH' chants.

>They desperately need more defenders seems like
they needed to buy at least a rb and a cb last summer... tried to get one as both and sent him back in january

>there's a good possibility that there won't be a single Yorkshire-based team in the Premier League next year
Why are they so shit? Even the South West of England has a team and they're a bunch of inbred farmers.

Why doesn't Kent or Cornwall have a team in the PL?

Has cornwall ever had a football league team?

Because Kent is filled with posh twats and and Cornwall is filled with inbreds, both of whom are shit at football.

No. The closest teams they have are Plymouth Argyle and Exeter in Devon.

Didn't their head scout that compiled the dream team leave last year? Anyway, they should have their bearings straight this transfer break.

Shakes should buy Ro-Shaun from Man Utd (before Mouyes ruins him like any other youth player) and buy Jorge Mere from Dijon.

t. fm pro

It could be because they never won shit there so they consider them a stepping stone and nothing more.

I think the highest ranked team from Cornwall are Truro City, and they're in the Conference South. It's because anywhere down that way is an absolute ballache to get to, there's no motorways once you get past Exeter.

Why not just build more highways?

No point, they wouldn't get used

Haway

kys

*walks towards the europa league*

full delusion

yeah nah, hughton is going to unexpose himself as a top-flight choker

it's all rugger and cricket toff cunts over there

Yet, It's only been 1 year since a rugby town won the PL

Why does Sweden even have a 50k stadium

Linekar never won anything with Leicester. Fabregas never won anything with Arsenal.

Why is Morata so highly priced?

But Leicester allowed Linker to live out his nudist fantasies on public TV

The midlands has always had big football teams in England. Culturally they are not rugby towns. Leicester isn't even a town to start with.

Thought people would follow rugby more than football because the tigers seemed to be more successful than da foxes for a while

To invite friends around

*carves curvaciously*

That's where the breeding happens en masse

Only places I can think that people follow Rugby more than football would be Gloucestershire and Bedford. Plus a load of northern towns liking rugby league

I lived in Leicester for many years and the tigers were sucessful back then too. Having a successful rugby team does not make it a rugby town. Majority of people in leicester don't give a shit about rugby

Too me a secod but that was a well constructed joke. Almost as if I was replying to myself

>Bedford
Is that because Luton hasn't been in top flight for decades now or the other way around?

FUCKING ADDS ON MY Sup Forums REEEEEEEEEEE

The fact it's a different place so they'd support their own team in rugby than another town's football team.
Also because Bedford is pretty much for pish london workers who don't want to live in london

>Not having abp

lmao

>having ABP
>not ublock

botnet lmao

I have ABP, right-clicking the ads on the bottom of the page and selecting "Block Element" does nothing

>having abp
>not using ublock origin

Highest goal/minute plays ratio.
Good at solo counter.
Fast and tall.
Good looking.

He says while using Chrome.

i disable adblock for Sup Forums, since, you know, it costs money to run

...

Maybe if they asked the staff to take a paycut?

>not using Pale Moon/Waterfox/other meme firefox offshoots

...

How much are they getting paid again?

Since the title race is pretty much over, who's winning promotion through the playoffs?

>Reading vs Fulham
>Sheffield Wednesday vs Huddersfield Town

But West Brom is better then Leicester

Add support site

I fucking hate /vp/ moderaton. It warned me for announcing report but after that I got 5 consecutive replies accusing me of samefagging. So announcing report is nono but shitpost is yes? I curse him and his non-existent paycheck.

Fuck off cunt, Shakey is going to clear the name of English managers, first by getting them to 8th place.

what about the server cost

>QP Rangers, Blackburn and Wigan struggle at bottom
I wonder why team that got relegated suddenly went shit. Wait, why they have 24 teans? How do they play?

WB have and Swansea
Leicester have Totenham (remember Newcastle lol?)
Both have to deal with City

>How do they play?
11v11 just like any other football match

>tfw you're back, but your local rivals are both already relegated

This is what I got from looking how Champion Divison works
bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39756431/englands-cheerleaders-are-world-champions

Swansea is playing to avoid relegation
Totenshit has players that have given up

>tfw you want hull to stay up because for some reason this really pisses off the owner

He was born in Leicester though, that count for something.
Fabregas at least got to play in a cl final, even if they lost, that count for something.

arsenal are going to:
>finish below spurs
>lose out on top 4
>lose the FA cup final
>sell us da ox
>lose sanchez
>give wenger a 2 year contract


the absolute state of that club

What are you confused about?

>Liverpool are unironically buying Hart

Why would Oxlaide-Chamberlain move to Liverpool? He's guaranteed a starting position at Arsenal whenever he's fit, he's earning more now than he'll earn at Liverpool and he gets to live in London instead of a shithole like Liverpool.

Ox is bollocks anyway. He's had an average couple of months which has been better than the usual utter shit performances he usually puts in, and people suddenly think he's a world-beater.

>wanting ox
How the mighty have fallen

i knew it would be embarrassing if liverpool finished top 4
their true customer nature would show in their sub-par signings. carrot on a stick. next year la