>go camping
>wake up and see this
>what do?
Go camping
Ryan Hernandez
Isaiah Gomez
Fuck the bee, it's clearly asking for it.
Josiah Cooper
sit still and wait until it flies away
Angel Diaz
It means you finally got laid
Oliver Fisher
Blast it with piss
Jaxson Ramirez
>well.....shit
Nathan Gutierrez
Cum. You dipshit.
Joshua Mitchell
Obviously cut my penis to not feel the sting
Noah Price
It looks like I have morning wood in this picture, so hopefully cum and drown the wasp
Adam Cruz
Stay frozen and wait for him to leave. I'm fucking allergic
Easton Torres
unzip dick
envelop bee using maximum foreskin
perish
John Russell
fucking panic of course
Cameron White
>the only correct answer
William Parker
Call 911 and file a rape complaint
Luke Taylor
Light a ciggarette and blow the smoke on my dick/ disaster cock sting averted
Chase Hill
THIS is intelligent reasoning, but only for smokers
Adrian Long
Why the fuck are you sleeping outside and naked while camping??
Landon Martinez
You sure are a special one user!
Oliver Reyes
Take it as a complement. The bee thinks it is a beautiful flower.
Christian Hernandez
Uh, to become one with nature obviously
Matthew Rogers
Take a pic and make a thread on Sup Forums, hoping to get at least doubles
Jordan Williams
Ive just been diagnosed with terminal throat cancer, at least i never got stung in the cock! Every cloud ay
Jeremiah Smith
Great success
Isaiah Clark
Pick that white piece of fuzz off my foreskin.
Kill myself for having a foreskin
Kill myself again for having a babies dick.
Jacob Torres
>bee
Easton Anderson
How'd it get the pants off?
Thomas Russell
You're right, a mutilated cock wouldn't have this problem as the exposed and dried out glans would be so keratinised that you can't even feel the sting
Easton Harris
kys
Logan Cooper
Wasps don't wear pants idiot
Christian Cooper
cry because my penis has shrunk by 10 inches
Chase Gonzalez
enjoy my inscetojob
Jaxon Howard
whack it off
Carson Moore
oh shit boom that was easy
Robert Fisher
Ejaculate on bee with immense force, killing it.
snort up cum-bee so I don't lose those sweet sweet gains.
Logan Nelson
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Ayden Cox
Obviously wait until he flies aw-
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OH SHIT, ITS A WASP