Slept in till 3

>Slept in till 3
>Cooked some delicious organic chicken
>Picked up Ex from work
>Snuggled and played with my balls
>While watching Human-Centipede 2

How was your day /b?

>picked up ex

fucking cuck.

lol its not like she has a car

Organic chicken...fucking idiot

>Be me
>Work at Target
>Have to close
>Really have to pee
>Go to the restroom
>Pee and hear piss hitting toilet water
>Feel warmness down my leg
>I peed myself
>It's not drying
>Boss is asking for me over the radio
>Walk back to work
>Cutie coworker comes and helps
>Notices I peed my pants
>Doesn't tell anyone
>Boss walks by
>Screams at me for not finishing
>Goes back to other co-workers
>Hear them laugh

>be me
>work offshore
>lead man on some fuckin' boat
>work really hard
>be away from home most of the time
>have qt gf
>"user... I'm preggers"
>myheart.jpeg
>love life
>Get call from co-worker/friend
>needs ride cuz gf him... No car
>suicidal idiot desu
>go pick him up
>get pulled over for improper lane usage
>Idiot has gun on him
>mfw cuffs are slapped on me for being a felon with access to a firearm
>spend 3k on bond and got out
>guy says he's gonna help pay off
>few days later
>qt preggo gf's mom blows her fucking head off with a .38
What the fuck did I ever do to the universe to deserve this shit? Oh, and that fucking turbo nigger of a co-worker never helped me pay a done of that 3k. Also, my apartment flooded in Harvey and my dog has diabetes. I am about to buy an AK47 and really give the world a reason to fuck with me.

Sounds like you make bad decisions and are going to kill innocent people because you're a fucking mongoloid.

Not your responsibility anymore dumbshit.

I make bad decisions to help people. You're right. I am a felon, and I should start acting like it. Fuck every one of you and your kind. If I see you, or your children, starving and cold on the street, I'll be sure to let them fucking suffer. Fuck this system. No good deed goes unpunished.

That really sucks man, you didnt deserve that shit but you gotta hold strong. Do it for that kid you have on the way

sauce on dat ass

>didn't book a doctors appointment for my crippling carpal tunnel
>didn't book a dentist appointment for my aching teeth
>didn't book an online course that I drastically need to improve my life

All in all I was pretty productive.

You can't read between the lines? We are trying to get back together lol Well I'm atleast trying to continue having my balls and dick exercised

Man thats Alexis Texas lol

> woke up at 4:30 on tuesday with the baby
> made breakfast for 5 kids (omelets)
> collected and laid out school clothes for 3 eldest who still live here
> badgers and threatened them to get them out of bed and dressed
> kicked school kids to the van so wife could take them to school.
>Made breakfast for wife
>Went for a run while wife was eating
>put wife to bed
>Strapped baby to chest
>Set the 2nd youngest on her school work (reading, mixed single digit addition and subtraction)
>cleaned house
>Put on bill nye
>Cleaned the house some more
>Made lunch (braised chicken and green beans with a baked potato)
>played with baby and toddler
>dishes
>picked up kids
>helped with homework, discussed assigned fiction where applicable
>made dinner (spaghetti)
>Woke wife up, fed her. laid out her work clothes
>forced kids to bathe
>put kids to bed
>laundry
>more laundry
>stayed up with baby
>breakfast (cinnamon french toast)
>same shit different day
>had to go into school because my son beat the shit out of a kid who tried to bully him.
>got home, had to go back to school to meet principle because 2nd eldest daughter beat the shit out of kid for bullying her brother
>told principle if they'd rein in the nigger packs then maybe my kids wouldn't have to defend themselves. meant to say packs of bullies...sleep dep is killing me. true either way. principle is black and thinks I hate black people now. Statement was true at any rate.
>take kids home
>buy them pizza and commend them for defending each other.
>Wife is sick today. this flu is a killer.
>She stays in bed, we can't afford for her to be sick on the days she works.
>start vomiting
>log in to job
>Not doing shit captain.
>nothing fun on something awful
>pop on Sup Forums
>post in thread
>starting to see shadows shifting from the corner of my vision
>one more hour before I need to get stuff started for today
>fucking boring ass night
>wish there'd be a system problem SOMEWHERE just so I'd have busy work.
>so very tired

shit you right my bad thx

lol why do you think you didnt do it? do you feel like maybe if you finish these tasks you'll have no excuse to get what you really OUGHT to be doing in your life started?

>woke up at 7
>fucked the same whore from last night
>dropped her off at work
>cooked some delicious organic chicken
>went to work myself
>came home
>about ready to pick up the same whore to fuck in the ass while watching Human Centipede 3

Are you racist, or do you just dislike particular black and other offensive persons?

>slept until 4
>ate a sandwich and drank some coffee and read a book
>place closed at 6:30
>walked around for an hour looking for a place to read
>took a shit during said hour
>sat down at another and read
>went and got a delicious meal
>took another shit
>walked home
>read some more
now it's 1:45am
it was a pretty bad day 4/10

I dislike bullies and hood rats (they're often the same thing)

I'm fine with black people as long as they don't try to affect a ghetto accent whilst living in fucking minnesota. The only tabletop gamers in my area are a couple of gay black guys, 3 mexicans (they're brothers and they suck ass at star wars ccg), and two white guys. I'd have a D&D free life if I was overly racist.

It's not just about staying out of trouble user. You have to change the way you think or you will find yourself in these situations where you end up making bad decisions. There's nothing wrong with helping people. Just make sure the people you are helping are worth your time & effort. You need to elevate yourself. Unfortunately that means some people have to get left behind. It sounds like you have a decent head on your shoulders so stay strong man.

You still have that job?

Fortunately, yes. One of the captains posted my bond. I just finished paying off my debt. Good guy, but my life is still in a tailspin.

That's good. You can still pull out of it tho man. You got people willing to go to bat for you and a baby on the way. That's priceless.

What do you do exactly and where abouts bro?

>woke up at 3
>laid around til 4
>go to work
>eat Wendy's
>work 8 hours
>gf does my taxes and let's me claim 2 kids
>bank
>chill with buddy after work
>go home
>kiss gf and pull covers up
>game right now

Normal day if I say so.

> broke up with gf
> im her first real love
> she's fucking destroyed
> first day of breakup she doesn't message me at all
> eventually the next week she's constantly texting asking me why I did this and its so cruel
> I answer any of her legitamite questions
> she eventually is just asking the same questions over and over as if it will change my mind
> I still love this girl so it's killing me but I shut it all down and say we can't contact each other
> works for a week
> eventually starts doing the same shit
> friends that I made through her believe the shit she's vented to them about
> I have to explain to them my side
> was on a gap year and I still have another month to go until I can make new friends at Uni
> its been a month since breakup and we still havent exchanged the stuff of each others we still have
> just want all this drama to end

How was your day?
>Proceeds to tell life story

Fuck you.

Oh and on topic:

>Woke up at 930a after 5 hours of sleep.
>Go and make sure my mom has taken her meds
>Change her because she is bedridden because lack of cartilage in both knees means every step is pain
>Because of this her muscle mass is gone & she can't walk without two people helping and her walker
>Get frustrated with her because she has a lot of life left but less so if she doesn't move her bones & get someone mobile
>Finish cleaning urine & feces off her & change her bed linen
>Heat up leftovers because I have to leave soon
>Text my best friend, who responds saying they don't want to be bothered right now
>Go pay my car payment and then head to work
>Drive 55 minutes through actually decent L.A. traffic to work
>Get to work early and nap for 45 minutes
>Start work at 3p
>By first break at 530p we're almost half done setting up the world's shortest rail system
>Have to move this 168 ton water valve 16 inches to get to the back of it to make repairs
>Get these rollers w/ plate tops tack welded to underside of valve
>We're not moving it yet, actual welders have to come do the job
>"Ok user we're done for the night, just chill out but don't leave until shift is over"
>Roger that. Go chill in my truck listening to Patient Zero on audible
>See journeymen leaving already(about 25-30 minutes early)
>I'm an apprentice & am basically on probation for 3 more years so I ain't going anywhere
>Leave & sign out at guard shack on time
>Drive 50 minutes back towards home(doing 85 at 130a)
>Get home, mom is sleep, feed her cats & here I am

At least my job is interesting & I'm making the most money I've ever made in my life. I still feel like shit sometimes but I work to make my life better everyday even if it is only marginally better.

took two shits and ate a pizza

Read these after eachother. Made me kek

I'd ask if you're hiring, but then I remembered my arm is blown out. oh well. at least I have NEET Bux.

>Woke up at 7am
>contemplated going into uni
>nothing on so went back to sleep
>woke up at 930am
>made mum breakfast (shes registered disabled but ill atm)
>let the dogs out
>fed youngest dog
>ate breakfast
now I'm sat on the sofa listening to tfatk. Thinking about 'kicking the tyres' before studying...