ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH

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I cheated on my gf with my ex and shes having my child next month. I feel like shit.

my father molested me. Only ever told my therapist.

What I haven't even told him is that I eventually started liking it and was sad when he stopped.

>told my therapist
at what age?

Hello shit, meet the fan.

24, 2 years ago

Well she agreed to not say im the father and raise the child alone.. Cant really do anything but hope shes telling the truth.

i unironically believe that ifunny is a good source for memes

Does it still exist? holy shit

I feel you man. My girlfriend from high school had a daughter after she left me. I don’t know what the kid looks like. The kid must be like 13 now

I mad crushing on my cousins. From my father side (16) and my Mothers side (22).

Both really hot and I masturbated to them a couple of times

show pics ffs, thnx

Until that kid turns 18, she will have your balls in a vice. Even if she doesn't nail you for child support, she will be tempted to do it EVERYtime she hurts financially. She will remember her kid is a potential paycheck.

Ive showered with my nieces quite a few times, including last weekend

is it yours? do you want to be in her life?

How old

Don't want to dox, but the 16 year old has dyed hair, huge tits (for a 16 year old), dyed hair, thin but thicc.

The 22 year old is asian but she has a cute face. Kind of looks like the picture

I only jerk to incest porn

10, 8

...

ever make your own vid?

I know man... and now im scared my gf finds out and i lose everthing. Maybe i deserve it

It is mine, I'm positive of that. And now that I'm older and more mature, I do what to be in her life. both of theirs

sadly no

I trade nudes with my friends and whenever I get the chance to look through (female) friends' phones I do.

I really want to be apart of my sons life, but at the same time I don't.

I'm a shitty person.

Either get involved or dont, thats pretty much what shes saying.

You have the opportunity ( If you change your mind )

I tell girls I'm a sexual assault victim so they'll drop their guard and act like normal humans instead of being all uptight and bitchy refusing to talk to any guy. Works literally everytime. I figure everyone else was, why not MeToo?

I fell in love with someone over the internet

they later blocked me with no prier warning or reason why.

Its been over a year and im still not over it.

I think i may be forever in love with someone ive never met.

Hard to do when I live on the east coast and she's on the west.
Kid will be 3 in October

Go to a bar, talk to girls in real life. Don't be a fag.

yeah was a good time

Do you rape them afterwards so they can say #metoo too

you should tell him this. It's an important thing and not even that bizzarre. He could help you.

t.Therapist

i think most of the testimonies against nassar were overdramatic
also dont think any of those girls are particularly brave

Im honestly not interested in a relationship with anyone other than them.

I think im fucked

Nah, I just fuck em and never call em again

>jacked myself off with her hand while she was asleep drunk next to her bf
>constantly stole her panties, came in them, and put them back for her to wear
>came in her facewash
>leaked her pics

I don't have many secrets, but once when staying over in a friends house when he left for the shop, I went into into his housemates room (a girl who was hot as fuck) and went through her pantie drawer. Got some that where on the ground and wrapped them around my cock as i wanked off. Made sure to rub some cum inside them and even wiped my cock on her toothbrush.

leak again please?

Damn its sad you didnt do more shes hot

Ever heard of low cost airlines? Even if you see him only 1-2 times a year, it's better than nothing

>imgur.com/a/EVTKs

U were being catfished bruh

No nudes??? Why even bother

There is tho

Nah man, This wasnt remotely a romantic or sexual relationship, we just talked shit constantly

not to mention that without going into specifics (Because its a cringy as fuck chatroom for a cringy as fuck website) the website we met on tells me that she 100 percent could not have been a catfish

>No nudes??? Why even bother
Scroll down and look at the third from last picture, faggot

What website would that be?

For study ofc...

My fault. On mobile and too lazy to scroll forever...

Funnily I felt kinda bad for her for the first 50 or so pictures. Then she started being a whore like they all do.

Meh. Good job user.

wonder what shed say if she found this link

If you keep this up, it's only going to get worse. That kid won't have a dad around growing up. And when your gf finds out later you'd been lying all this time, what do you think she's going to do. So take your medicine now and get it over with

Should I kill myself?

Was going to say you should have tried to be in the your daughter's life. But your ex broke up for a reason and it was probably better you weren't around. Don't trying to be harsh user.

Nah, just get the fuck away from there and start over

Cant bring myself to say anything...

lol trying to be me or what?

Thought about it but I have nowhere to go and cant just leave my family without saying a thing

Now you know!

Dont kill yourself!

Just start over... in the buddist view this could be killing yourself and start a new life... reincarneted in your ex dildo...

Prostitution got me through university.

yeah no im not suicidal. maybe if shit hits the fan

how did you keep it a secret? does anyone knows

Don't be a bitch. You have to talk to your gf. She'll probably break up but maybe she won't. Either way, it's better than trying to build a relationship for years and constantly worrying she'll find out. That's tiring as fuck

Please do return to the comunity when in some month's your ex will beg for moar attention, more moneyz, ad you gf finds out.

>Remember remember, her pussy was good and now you're FUCKED

I'm Po.et ikr

>how did you keep it a secret?
By not telling anyone.
>does anyone knows
A girl I worked in study group with. She worked at a brothel and got me a job there too.

i just told my wife i cheated on her again
with an 'ex-friend' of hers because her friend is now pregnant
she broke everything you could break in the house except this computer ffs
there is glass everywhere the kids are screaming
and im on Sup Forums.. confessing. fml

thats someone else who replied for me.
dont worry about it

how did it begin?

I aced an exam by circling random answers with one hand and holding a lucky coin in the other.
No mistakes.

Why should I cheat,
with my fucking ex...
We broke up for some reason
and now im REKT

The bitch got my son
My life is fucked
I came (LOL) to Sup Forums
to figure out this stuff

When my gf finds out
The shit i've done
I will return here
asking why did i come :(

This is 4 you OP!

well if youre not ashamed of it i guess its good you put the money for uni and moved on

what did you do with them? spare no detail pls

Hey there Sup Forums
The faggot returned
My gf broke up with me
What drug should i dose

My son is now two
The ex is 25
I think i will be moving
right to her side

News flash OP,
she doesnt love you back
all those years with your gf
now she loves blacks

KEK

truly appreciate that!

i fucked up and im not in control of any of it
except if i go ahead and confess it

theres my two liner poem

Why? Because your a needy stalker type. Progress your story.

I was perma banned on my phone

Thats fair now i guess but not at the time

nah im still with my gf mate

Not even exaggerating, but if it were me I'd have both of them living under the same roof with me. fuck what the neighbors have to say.

I don't know your situation but I'd like to have more kids. If I could have another kid without it having to come out of my wife she would be more than happy.

This

i CAME to the house one night
the door was open loose
i bet it was those niggers
they were up to no gud

I walk upstairs
to my ex room
my son was sleeping
but her whore mother was cracking up the neighbourhood

Then i hear a sound
It is coming from underneath the stairway
I found a nigger there asking
DO YOU KNO DA WEI?

I‘m M(33) and love my best friend W(29) ther i now since 12 years more then my wife. And i talk with my best friend about that and she loves my to since we no each other but she is married to. Wo both have meanwhile kids i‘m 2 she 3. But whe talk first about that after we both have married a orher... sinc 3 years we now that we loce us since we now both for years now of us has pronounced it. We still love each other more than we can say...

Me too

What.

that was someone else saying that, not me. i dont have plans to kms

I really dont want any children right now. sometimes i think.. what if.
but still i dont love my ex and couldnt stand to live with her.

maybe when the child is older and my life more "set" i could do something

you leave your wife,
she leaves her husband<

go live togheter....? no?

Do it man. I live in the south. My dad lived in the north. He wrote letters to me when he was in prison and I was so happy when I got to meet him once when I was 15 in the summer time. I met my dad once and he was recently shot and killed on December 28th. I don't speak anymore. This shit ruined me. Please either do or don't be in his life. I wish more than anything that I could've had my dad in my life.

Years go by
the drugs take over
those niggers died
thank god it is all over

Now i look back
thinking of her
fucking that pussy was good
mass shooting in the niggerhood

My story aint over
more kids will this dick make
who shall bee my next victim?
maybe the ex still has a take

So I go to her doorbell
Hear the footsteps coming in
She looks at me and says
DO YOU KNO DA WEI?

Make her eat a tide pod so she forget's you came into her, and get's brain damage

It's a win win situation

I did not know the wei
I was looking for my queen
The bitch was a shemale
SPIT ON HIM

So i spited on him
with all my saliva
thinking of the days
i would lick her vagina

Should I try heroin
Or do some stupid shit?
Maybe go to Sup Forums
Let's shake things a bit...

Hello my sweet
How have you been?
here is a present for you
A super savory dish

The bitch swallowed that POD
at the speed of light
kind of reminds me
why did i came so fast.

I can see her feetus
being cleaned real nice...
Dude she is having a poisoning ATACK

The neighbours see it all
they call the cops
I try to get away
but fuck I left there the pod BOX

They trace my fingerprints
NOW IM FUCKED
no girlfriend, no son
only rape.... in jail.... in my butt.

I get aroused everytime I see a girl cry. I don't know why.

At the moment it‘s difficulte. Because all 5 childrens where then devastated. There are between 3 and 9 years old. And we live not so close to each other about 100 km. Bur before 2 days we swore to each other to marry as soon as life allows that, or we borh are ath the same time single.

Have you considered to fuck the child?

Get the kids out now, do the right thing, they dont deserve to witness their parents quarrel

I still have some form of emotional attachment to my ex girlfriend and my lack of trying to get a new girlfriend makes me feel inadequate as a male. Truth is I'm just scared of rejection and/or getting hurt again. I also miss my ex even though it's been damn near two years. I just feel lonely even though I know I always have myself. I love my friends but I really crave intimacy with a woman again and I feel like a dick for feeling ungrateful for what I do still have now. What do?

Fuck women. Follow YOUR dreams. Women like that, then you can fuck them.

Did you know that banging your head against the wall burns around 150 calories an hour?

Im sexually aroused when attractive women fart and i want them to suffocate me with their ass gas

sorry for your loss, user