What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungy cord?

what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungy cord?

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What OP

A bowl!

Hootoingg

10/10.
Didn't cure my psychotic depression.
Good try.

my ass

She can probably give a hell of a handy with that GI Joe kung fu grip.

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you googled

Yep. It's not like that line is from a cult classic or anything. Faggot.

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ohh i get it now

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My favourite movie. I wish there were more movies where they implement new stuff in an old movie because that shit is hilarious. Still waiting for part 2 tho :(

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YOU MAY CALL ME BETTY.

Did you know pigeons die after sex?

Modern day Asian equivalent of bb-8?

...at least the one I fucked did...

YOU WOULD GET MY ASS

MY ASS

E N O U G H !

>tfw never gonna happen

I bet she rips a mean podracer

You know the rules
And so do i

At least she'll have good upper body strength.

IDk, I'm stumped

so what does she have down there? able to have children in the future?
if yes then teach her IT stuff and she can be a fully functioning member of society.