What was the crazy thing your wife/gf had to do?
How did you push her to do that?
What was the crazy thing your wife/gf had to do?
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Had mine take cum on her face and tits.Ade her rub it on like makeup
Fucked her while she was on the phone with her mom. It was for a good 10 minutes cuz her mom loves to talk. Shit was dope
forced my gf to "accidentally" send an deepthroat pic of her to my friend?
I flashed her hairy pussy to strangers in a club
>me, drunk as fuck
>wife comes very late from work
>said: i'll piss you on the face now
>my wife did not say anything
>said: take off your clothes and go under the shower
>then i started to film with my phone
>force her to suck my dick
>facefuck her hard for 5 minutes
>then piss her on the face, tits, all over, a nice beer piss jet
>force her to fap while i piss on her
>blow my load on tits
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>leave her alone and take a beer
>after the shower, she thought she still stink of piss
>i laughed and said we do it every week
after jacking off to that "my gf wants me to pee inside of her"
when i was young and ignorant, i ****ed an ex in the ass while drunk (mind was blown that she let me blast through her pain barrier), went to sleeep fck her in the vag in the morning.... she had dat dere infection... feelsbadman.jpg
A drunk girl was once giving me head. It was so intense. The gagging... The coughing... Finally, she puked. The scent of the puke was obliterating to my senses. She must have bonged 8-10 beers before the oral sex began. Projectile vommiting here, projectile vommiting there... She must have been so intoxicated. She did not even seem to notice. All the sudden, I hear in a small but sweet voice: "OooOooh... You've been squeezing lube on your dick this entire time! Without telling me! You naughty boy you...". I wondered if she could smell.. Actually, at this point, I wondered if she had a nose at all? It took me a full five minutes to cum. Then, we both fell asleep simultaneously.
Got road head while intentionally driving in a way that other cars around could see what was happening
Fucked her in the neighbor's storage unit while they were away
Got blowjobs while she was talking on the phone to mom, friends, brother etc.
Pissed on her once but I wasn't really into that
I miss her
gf let my baby gravy drip out of her ass on to the floor. she just started laughing so i went to get some paper towels. when i came back, she was letting my dog lick it up.
Made her kick me in the balls, twice.
t. ballbusting fetish
Can’t even greentext.. faggot
who is this
Lets see:
-ass 2 mouth
-cumming in her mouth
-phucking her and finishing inside her pussy while she was passed out (this girl let me did -anything I wanted to her)
-fukking her while she was asleep
-letting her cum in my mouth
-bending her over at the park and making her walk around with my cum dripping down her leg
-let me take pictures of her vagina with my cum all over it
-too many to lists
Had an hour long drive home, me and her in the car.
Me: Man I'm getting tiered.
Her: You okay to drive?
Me: Slowly pull my dick out of my pants.
Her: Do you think anyone will see?
Me: Who cares, it'll help me stay awake for the drive.
Her: We never done this before.
Starts sucking my dick until I cum best head ever.
dude how long does your piss take?
she had to blow me while I was eating a steak
2 min
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spending way to much time on Sup Forums, I developed an obsession with wincest. My wife's father got divorced (he's like 70), and I knew he started surfing CL to meet girls. I posted ads every couple days to the CL in his town with pics of my wife (no face, just body, nude, tits, pussy, etc), and an ad saying we were coming into town and looking for a silver fox to fuck her. After about the eighth or so time of posting, i got a reply that seemed like it may be from him. I carried on a couple day dialog with him, sending more pics, etc. He was all about her, talking about how hot her body was, how much he wanted to fuck her, etc. I told him we were narrowing it down to a handful of guys, but she wanted very much to be degraded, and treated like a total whore, and so we wanted to find a guy or two who would really be able to fulfill that fantasy. He played right into that, describing all the things he would do. He kept asking for a face shot. I went as far as lower half of face, no eyes. I said we would be there on a weekend when we would actually be visiting him with our kids.
I told him we decided to meet up with three guys at the same time, and would be getting a hotel room for the evening on that Saturday night and would he join. He was absolutely in. When we arrived up there on the Thursday, my wife, told him we were hoping to get a date night in, and would he watch the kids on Saturday night. I watched his face absolutely destruct, knowing he was missing out. About an hour later, I got an email from him to the throwaway account asking if there was any flexibility in the timing. I said I would try to extend it as long as I could.
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That Saturday night we went out, and I ended up fucking my wife twice and cumming in her both times. When we got home, she looked totally disheveled, and she went to take a shower. I grabbed her thong and put it in his washing machine, on top, with the cummy gusset showing.
I sent him a message saying that the two guys who did show up wore her out, and that we had to call it a night. I never could quite determine whether the connected the dots that he was looking forward to his own daughter or not.
That was a couple months ago. A couple weekends ago, we took advantage of the long weekend to come out and visit him and my mother in law again, since the weather where they both live was awesome.
My wife and I have talked about going to adult theaters to play around before, and I convinced her that while we were out of town, we should actually check one out. I found one that looked promising, and saw it had glory holes, so put a plan into action.
I logged onto the dummy account a couple days in advance, and gave him a specific time to go to that theater and we would send him a message with where to meet.
We got there about 45 minutes before the allotted time, found the booths and started watching vids. I could tell she was getting horny, and suggested that maybe she would want to try something new and try sucking a cock through a glory hole. She was up for it, and we quickly had a cock coming through that she started to jack off before putting it in her mouth. I could tell that one wasn't his, as it looked to be a younger guy (like 30s/40s, not early 70s like her dad). I got an email on the dummy account that he was there, but there was now a line of 3 guys waiting to go in to the booth I told him to meet at. I really needed her not to get skittish, so kept egging her on, telling her how hot it was, etc. After the first guy came in her mouth, I asked her if she wanted to keep going, and she was all about it.
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She blew the next three of them while I fingered her from behind, she was soaking. When an older guy's cock came through the hole, I was absolutely diamonds. I whispered in her ear that I wanted to fuck her, and she immediately put her mouth on the guy's cock and I slid into her from behind. She was giving her a crazy sloppy BJ, sucking balls, etc. When he finally came, he groaned a ton, and I could tell her was shooting into her mouth. She swallowed that one as well. It was so hot, that I came inside her almost instantly.
He reached through and felt her tits, as she had dropped her top while blowing one of the earlier guys. I whispered to her to turn around and clean my cock off, and when she did her pussy/ass were turned towards the hole in the wall, so he ended up fingering her and grabbing her ass (I found out afterwards that he slid a finger in her ass too, which was awesome). After a few minutes of playing with her pussy, his time in the booth ran out and another guy came in. I encouraged her to go for a while more so that we could give enough time for her dad to get out of there before either of them figured it out. She ended up sucking off 4 more guys, making it nine in total. I checked the parking lot before we left to make sure her dad's car wasn't in the lot.
It was fucking amazing. I fucked her twice that night.
I have exchanged a couple more emails with him afterwards. He went on and on about the blowjob, and said it was the best one he's had in the since he was in his 30s. I think my favorite part was he said his ex-wife used to suck his cock like that, but stopped doing it, and so he hadn't gotten one from her since his 50th birthday (so it had been 20 or so years). But even she wouldn't suck his balls, so he really liked that.
I am still going to try to figure out a way to get her to fuck him, but that is a much harder thing to do surreptitiously without either of them figuring it out.
came on gfs face a few times,
was fucking her once and she was trying to stop me but she couldnt cause she was drunk so rape kinda? also she used to dress up in slutty cosplay. i fuccin love that girl
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´My wife is one of the nicest and polite people publically. Behind closed doors she is a degenerate pig.
Sucked my butthole. I gave her a dollar
She told me to suck on her penis from behind, she pulled my hands between her legs so I couldn't back out. My nose was firmly penetrating her butthole.
This is all because I said real women have equal rights. I thought she would appreciate that, wft?
Do women not like equal rights?
I had a girl ask me to do this too, weird
once i piss my wife in the ass, she love it
nice
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so fucking hot
fucking nice dude!
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My wife dislikes anal so one time we got really drunk and high on mdma. Basically ass raped her for a couple hours. She fought and kicked and screamed but I just held her down and drilled her tight shithole. After a while she gave up and just wimpered. It was the best.
Did she remember that the next day?
I'm not sure, I've done this a handful of times. She's complained of ass pain only once the next day but low-key even if she remembers or realizes it's happening she might like it. She is heavy into rape play.
that's excellent
was in highschool, total gamer/nerd, had a friend that was the same. we made a bet, the terms were if i win i get his xbox and ps2 with games, if i lost he got a blowjob from my gf at the time. I lost, talked to my gf, she refused gave her a huge guilt trip, like she didnt love and threatend to leave her(she was chubby with pretty face, but really insecure), so she agreed.
i piss my gf in the mouth
Took pics of me and my gf fucking and uploaded them to Sup Forums.
She kinda liked it though.
me too
Is your pic OC?
A few Weeks ago my gf have me a Hand Job under a blanket While i was Sitting on s Couch next to her mum and sister. I dont asked her to do it, she just Started. Shit was crazy.
yes
Nice. More? Or do you want to trade the pics via email?
Did your girl enjoy it?
And nobody suspected anything? Did you cum?
Pic related was my gf of almost 3 years. We had 3 mff threesomes, 1 mfm, 2 full mfmf swaps.
We got a ride to a swinger club from a guy we didn't know and she gave him road head until we got there. Probably one of the craziest things we did
I think her sister noticed. I cumed in her Hand, she stand up with my huge load in her Hand and went slowly in the bathroom
more of her?
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Did many fucked up things. Forced her to snort my cum. Shot a load in her eyes. Fucked her in strong visited public places. Humilated her in public and let her run arround with cum on her face. Shes kinda into different types of strangling and drowning. Did once waterboarding, while i fucked her brain out. Fucked her while she was tripping on psychodelics and other drugs.
One time everything went out of control. I swayed her to take scopolamin. That stuff made her batshit crazy and i had to bring her into a psychatric hospital. Fucked her in the hospital while she was on neuroleptic drugs (i think its called seroquel). That was like fucking a robot.
How did u get scopolomine?
Fucking hot. I tried to entice my FIL on a fake Facebook account. Sent him pics of the wife. I'd love to set up something like this with her dad or our son.
Pretty easy, buy an angels trumpet and make a tea out of the blossoms.
did you watch?
I have all my gfs drink both our piss and eat their own poop.
It's easy to do if they love you and if they're inexperienced and young.
Funnily enough drinking pee is much harder for them all than eating their poop.
1st crazy gf: used to jokingly bring up her hooking up with her best friend all the time, one day party at the apt. Her friend isn’t pretty drunk we start talking she’s says I’m cute, says gf isn’t always talking about the sex we have. We go into my room make out, gf shows up, bff gets up and starts making out with gf, full threesome in my room while my party isn’t going on. Go outside to get more drinks and their other friend asks what we’re doing loudly. Everyone at the party findable out all three of us are gonna fuck. Go in two hours of the best shit of my life. Double suck, eating pussy while tiff rides me and I eat gfs pussy. Cum inside bff, but gf still eats my cum out of there while i fuck her from behind. We all exit two hours later, fucked up hair lipstick everywhere, while party applauds and pats us on the back we keep partying and drinking. We err like 19 at the time.
Second crazy gf: super conservative family, we can’t hang out past sundown but she’s hot, and I’m desperate for puss. Her grandma would chill in the kitchen, door open while we chilled in the living room, sometimes she would pull down her pants and ride my cock while everyone was home and we were alone in the living room. One day I’m fucking her doggystle in the living room, she starts moaning kinda loud grandma comes out sees me fucking her granddaughter but just heads back into the kitchen. Never brought it up, gf never said anything about it. Broke up like three months later
Current gf just likes to be filmed and let’s me post it, just no face
Pic related
Mobile keeps changing is to isn’t idk why
she's hot, and that was hot, but i have to talk about how hot that open butthole is
You know how dangerous that stuff is, right? Trip can last for 36 hours if you fucked up the dosage.
made her strip naked and suck my dick in a parking lot at the train station during rush hour. I nutted on her face and took photos.
Also made her drive on the highway with her tits exposed.
Made her post nudes on the internet.
I made her walk around in a short skirt that didn't cover her ass, with no underwear underneath.
shit like that.
wow that's some beef swinging downstairs
Nothing wrong with some nice lips ;)
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I like this thread. Go on guys
Agreed
Work.
once i facefucked my gf and send the video to a friend
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Wow, Thats Hot. How old was her sister and your Gf
Good man. I never made my gf do something similar, all what I made she was unaware of (or doesn’t remember)
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We regularly wifeswap with a retired couple and my wife takes the husband to the bathroom and pees on him as he licks her bush.
You're a fan of the bush?
Love it. She leaves her body hair natural apart from her legs.
Serious daddy/daughter roleplay. It started as just a "haha what if you said 'daddy' while we fucked" and then turned into her pretending to be my daughter when I came home from work and slowly seducing me. She played with my dick and when I asked if I could fuck her she looked at me with big eyes and said "But daddy I'm only 12..." I told her I wanted her to act younger but I figured she'd say 17 or 18 or something. I never came so hard as I did inside her that night.
All of it?
Yup. I wasn't a fan of the armpit hair when we first met but I love it now. I've always loved her hairy ass and pussy though.
Mustache, too?
She doesn't have one.
what is this? the smolest pener contest?
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faggot
that her toes you're probably seeing, moron....if not, you've never ever seen "serious beef"!
I'm a faggot for liking pubic hair?