Age

Age
>29
Girls you've fucked
>10

Best was a 10/10 18 year old from America when I was 22, blonde, skinny, and perky. Always made me laugh, smile, and sing. Love her to this day, when I'm single, I lament, remorse, and reminisce over the times we had. I miss her.

>pic related looked just like her

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>32
>4

One was what I'd consider a "10/10", and i realized it wasn't that big a deal after all to get with a "10/10", sex with an average looking girl is just the same, what matters is hygiene.

>23
>14+1 guy
>2nd girlfriend was a virgin (17yo college freshman) I was with for nearly two years.

>what matters is hygiene.
Yeah that's a pretty valid point. Love me some clean rimjobs and head, and her being perfectly presentable in public, really adds status, that they take care of themselves.

Cleanest one I had was this sassy thing from China. Absolute firecracker. Top shelf girl. Clean freak, and she put up with my shit and mess. Bloody legend.

>+1 guy

Faggot

>27
>5

Been fucking the same girl for the last 4 years though since I'm married.

>23
>0
:(

>13
>0

>23
>1
>together since we were 17, married to her 2 years

>34
>13

Best fuck if #13, my wife. She loves to experiment

...

>28
>25 + 11 escorts

faggot for which part?

mental age I presume

>37
>50+

for the faggot part
ye

I'm a faggot for getting married?

>34
>2
>3 if you count putting a penis into a vagina for about 2 minutes but not cumming because she changed her mind

That's still sex you moron

I fucked your mom how old is she?

m.soundcloud.com/crazedh/buried-and-gone

My mum has aids and is a corpse. Cops, arrest this man.

Age
>25
Intercourse
>3

First was when I was 15 and she was 14. Gosh she was infatuated with me. We stopped "being" together not long after because her parents hella limited her social free time and I barely got to see her. She went lesbian a year later but still retained her hots for me. We were good friends still for a long while, but didn't see each other much anymore 2 years into my college.

Second was at 16 and she was 15. We were tight for 2 years until her home life got so bad she moved in with her dad. Then I went to college and the hour drive was too much for me so it dwindled pretty fast. We stayed great friends until #3 came along.

During college life I had almost too many opportunities for free fucks. One example was a 7/10 long haired blonde girl invited me over to watch harry potter, I went and did chemistry homework while watching. at one point I said my hands were cold, and she moved my hand right in between her thighs. It was pretty obvious, but eh, I wasn't too interested in her, I had chemistry work to do. I mean, if she was more persistent I would have, but again, eh.

Third is my current GF and we have a house together. I was 21 she was 25. We met in physics and she kept inviting me to spend time with her. Eventually we became sex friends, then 5 years later we own a house together. All her free time is basically browsing the internet for house stuff while watching anime/star trek.

>20
>0

One day,... it'll happen...

Not if it hasn't yet.

>30
>4

First was an escort, 9/10.

Best GF was 7/10. She was a butterface but her body was perfect and into BDSM. Tied her up in a warehouse, ripped her clothes off and fucked her in all fours. Then brought her into the office and had her blow me under the table while I did some work emails.
I really regret not filming that. Picture is her.

y u do dis to me

30
15
(Been married since 24)
Vast Majority of my banging was between 20-24.

>900yo
>a bazillion

Has she fucked anyone else?

19
2

Age
>22
Girls
>15

Was a loser in high school, felt like everyone was having sex and I was missing out. Turns out it's not that hard.
Asian girls are easy when you're a good looking asian. Only fucked one white girl tho she was skinny af with the nicest ass.

My advice, get your own place if you dont already have it. Have house parties, your gonna get laid sometimes even if you are an autist. I banged prob 10 girls in a year doing that and could have been alot more.

Only me. She wasn't exactly the target of many people's affections when we were in high school.

> 35
> 40+

Best overall was a 15yo blonde that brought her 17yo friend for a three way when I was 25.
Individually.. I would have to say the girlfriend I had when I was 27-29.
She was 20 when we met and into everything sexually as well as worshipping my cock and cum.
Sad that she was too unstable to keep.

50
32

To be young and on the hunt once more ...

27
50+
Ask me anything if you wish

Have you ever had a valuable relationship? Sounds like a bunch of one night stands.

How are you emotionally?

>21m
>8
Hottest was 8/10 blonde when I was a senior she was a junior. Was pretty into her and the idea of banging her. Ruined it with shitty condoms and by her prolly not too into it. Did it multiple times and never lived up to what i built it up to me in my head. I feel like that's a common thing.
Best sex was in HS with this whore I was friends with. Would give her a ride home from school and slam her out. Was one of the first dude's to geta licensce/car. Small school.

age 34, fucked girls: 2

>23
>2

only had 2 long term gfs, still think about the first one since she ended it. second one is a cool chick, loves me a lot i guess but i dont have the same feelings. been looking for excuses to dump her but shes good to me. i know i should stop wasting her time but dont have the heart to do it.

I'm actually in my longest relationship. Yes most of them are one night. I'm good emotionally, but i pretty much can't full trust someone even after 2 and half year together

38
10
two one-night stands, four short affairs (one of them virgin), four longer relationships. Been married for 14 years now and faithful. The best one was my university classmate. Tall, blonde, great tits and unimaginable sucking skills.

24
2(exgfs) 6(escorts) 1(escort friend)

I kind of gave up on relationships after both were crazy fucks.

>wasn't exactly the target of many people's affections
fat? disabled? ugly? retarded? all of the above?

Woah, calm down. It's not his fault if she looked like Sloth from the Goonies. Someone's gotta tap that.

25 age
2 fucked
7/8 girls I've only made out with

Had 3 gf's, 2 long term, fucked those long term.

This is a great thread. I need to get some pussy. Last fling was in the fucking fall. Cute and always DTF but annoying as hell.

She wasn't and isn't ugly. She has cerebral palsy and her speech impediment caused her to be really shy and withdrawn.

Sh-sh-sh-sure

>19
>3

best was my first she was a virgin and was super tight when i was 16 i noticed that i didnt want to play on video games anymore

>26
>I have lost count at this point
All I do is pound weights and crush puss.

>39
>25+
All of them in my 20's.

?

>hello fellow coworkers, this is my wife, and she's gonna blow me under my desk. Any questions? I'll be in my office replying to some emails.

...

24
2, both were underaged and more than 5 years younger than me

Hows the sex? Does it get boring?

Obviously the office/warehouse was empty. It was a weekend and I had the only key.

>18
>7
I had a goal to have sex before turning 15, and I didn't make it. Started using 18+ tinder being 17 and got around surprisingly easily by just going to their places and looking older

age
>21
Girls
>about 30

wanna keep the girl count above my age

Tinder is filled with thots

Age: 18

Fucked: 6 (multiple times with about half) (5 inches)

First time was when I was 13 last time was second day of 2018

Pic related it’s me and some whore I met at her private party

tinder thots are easy

>more than 5 years younger than me
obviously

Age
>23
Girls I’ve fucked
>40

I lost my virginity at 20 then I kinda went on a rampage lmao. I mostly love black girls, but I’ve been with white gurls and Asians, never middle eastern/Indian girls though :(

She looks 14 lmaooo

>19
>around 7, I don't keep track of that stuff

age
>24
Girls you've fucked
70 +
If you count how many you have slept with, you are a forever beta faggot

I lived in Japan for a couple of years, that's why my number is so high

lol apparently you do lying cuck

5
5
5/10 55 year old 5 star general who used to high 5 me after I would fart out 5-alive onto his 5 inch benis

We both look young because we’re 18 and she’s like 4 feet tall

42 M
200+

most likely your mom, but listen up son, i aint your damn daddy!! #AMA

>have House parties
Implying user has friends.

spastics need love too

>cuck
>implying I've ever been in a relationship with some roastie

18
4, two 2 year long relationships and stayed loyal to both and still in a relationship with one to this day.

Enjoy lad.. Just don't knock any of them up.

>21
>0
RIP me, I'm not ugly either

I feel

>25
>.5
Couldn't get hard

28
2girl
married to 7/10
life is good
pic not related

Thanks, will do. The pic related was on birth control so I fucked her 4 times no condom and nutted in her once. Everything turned out fine but it was very stupid of me.

> 35

> Lost count at around 60. After loosing the list I made at around 35 because I realized I was forgetting who I'd fucked. Realistically I'm at around 100 (+/- 25).

> Had some amazing fucks... Looking at the pic reminds me of the youngest: We both loved it, wanted to stay friends, and she kept her mouth shut all the way until the cops pressured her parents to get her to witness. But I told one total bitch about it, said bitch told the police, the police raided my house, stole my pc and pretended to know everything so I confessed, and I actually went to jail for it.
> My cialis-ultra-powered, thick, grown, hard, mancock jammed all the way into that 14 year old eager cunny though... Fuck, I'm not going to lie: It was AMAZING. I don't know if she was spasming down there from the pussy dilation or what (it took a full TEN MINUTES of slow but firm humping just to get the head in, even after licking and fingering her for half an hour as she humped her wet labia against my mouth). But regardless of whether the squeeze around my cock was muscular or just how small her hole was, it felt tight like a VICE, and even holding still I had to struggle not to cum (usually I go on for hours).
> After some truly magical (mostly slow) fucking, I pulled out for the cumshot, and got to witness the absolute joy and fascination on her face as she got her first experience with semen. She obviously liked seeing how she made a man shoot a huge load all over her boobs and belly...
> No round two though, she declined that offer. She later told me she didn't walk normally for two weeks :P. But I didn't really tear anything, just left the tiniest, divinely floral scented pink stain on the sheet, probably from her hymen.
> I still remember when she showed up, when she sat on the bed, in her girly underwear waiting for me to unwrap her tight little body and enjoy. I knew this was unbelievable luck. According to her (adult) self in court, she loved it. And so did I. Age of consent is BULLSHIT

>27
>31

Range varies from uggo 4/10 to 9/10

Earlier in me my sexcapades I just wanted a warm hole to cum inside and was a pretty big slut. Helped I have a 6 pack but learned that trash puss isn't worth it

Don't kick yourself. First time, at that age, is tough. I had the same at 27 and after that grew my confidence since it wasn't a big deal.

Next time will be much better.

Ha! I was the same way until she cheated! Don't get her pregnant cuz child support blows, I pay $430 a month and thats the compromise number we came to (her lawyer wanted $850 monthly). I've been paying since 2007 and kids got two more years before he's 18. Good fucking luck!

On the bright side, I was slaying pussy after my ex and I split up. Some girls ate up the pity story about my evil ex-wife cheating on me, some liked that I had my own house and car at 24 (that I won in the divorce), you name the angle, I played it to get laid.

>Age: 22
> 27 ladies
Married now so the number will Never change

dude said she has cerebral palsy - she ain't cheating

>15
>4

Birth control pills aren't all that protective with teen girls. They have to keep taking them on schedule or the efficacy drops sharply. Unless she's on the shot or has an I.U.D. your pull out game better be strong. I've seen many many young men fall to young girls that simply lie about BC as well. Just a word of caution from an oldfag that has been in your shoes before slinging dick like a sport.

Cripples can be whores too! I fucked a chick with cerebral palsy who was involved with someone else, shit just because her brain doesnt communicate with her body well doesnt mean she doesn't want sex!

...

>18
>0

:(

We're talking about giving dick.. not taking it faggot.

It's ok, I want a kid.

What fucking pic?

My ex wife was on bc when she got pregnant with our son at 18, she was religious about taking her bc on time every day. My current wife was also on bc when she got pregnant at 28. BC is ok but never fully trust it.

OP

Or for that matter:

I'd hit it, the tremors would be like a built-in vibrator.

I made her show me the pills before anything but after that encounter with her was over I went back to condom (I still pull out with condom on, good practice. Double the protection.)