Stop right there! Are you a jew? You're going to have to roll and prove me you are not!

Stop right there! Are you a jew? You're going to have to roll and prove me you are not!
if your post ends in 1,3,5,8 you are white and safe
if your post ends in 2,4,6, you are recruited for the SS
if your post ends in 7 or 9 you are a filthy jew and have to roll again to decide your fate

Dubs - you are Erwin Rommel
Trips - you are the fuhrer himself

Jews: if your second roll ends in 2,5,7 you get hard forced labor. if it ends in 3,4,6,8 or 9 you go to the gas chambers. if you happen to roll a 1 you will be spared/survive. Dubs: you survive and get better treatment than the rest of the jews in camp. even get chocolate. Trips: you get to go unnoticed as a Jewish officer in charge of one of the camps. You will have a lavish lifestyle and a whole camp to be as sadistic as you want with.

if you are SS:
1,3,5,8 you will be slaughtered and raped by angry Russians.
2,4,6,7,9 you will be captured by Americans and set to a POW camp

Dubs: successfully con Americans into thinking youre a civillian and get away scot free.
Trips: Be hired by Americans to freely experiment and have access to highly illegal and classified things. get paid a large salary and record wiped clean and new life full of opportunity.

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I'm part Japanese.

roll again nigger

HOLY SHIT

rolling

>Instructions unclear
>Invading Poland

white führer
jew führer

decide time

TWO FUHRERS
DRUMFPT?!!

two fuhrers already wow

op here. i would favor the white fuhrer but the jew fuhrer did roll first so tough decision

Mein fűhrer

roll

Rolling again

since i forgot 0 is a number, youll have to go by the next number, which is 5.

roll again nigger

Rolling because I want to be a russian

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no mien furhur no jewden here

no. we cannot have two fuhrers because that literally goes against what fuhrer means. the jew hitler can be albert einstein.

ROLLING

OMG HE GOT QUADS

What do "dubs" and "trips" mean?

sheeeet

ok op here quads = you won the thread. good job nigger. you will be safe from any country and live 200 years and have a 12 inch penis

rolling

rolling

What happens if quads do you become god

Wait why is he not just emperor of japan then?
I give up my spot as white fuhrer and give all powers to this man as is my civic duty.
pic related is proof

no ss soldier asks such naive questions. concentration camp for you.

im rollin

Rollz

(2)

youtube.com/watch?v=1pgWvUZI18U

exterminating jew 101

rollan'

if you get dubs or trips on ss you are legend

trips get

No jew here officer.

lets play

lucky

roll

roll

Roll for trips

fuck.... rolling for my fate

roll again jew

get gassed

Reroll

Here we go

are you a jew? or is this a roll of a roll

I feel blessed OP. Thank you very much. Praise kek.

Pic related proof

well fuck. off to the gas chambers i go

Fugg...

Schalomm

no survival for you jew

brolam

roll again jew

fuuuuuuu

a jew in the ss roll again

Trips like motherfucking nothing

roll

good. another jew gassed

So geil

mfw jews are white

Too many fuhrers for a stable Reich, we must decide on one and kill the rest

Just a nice, wholesome Aryan, here.

roll

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aight fuck it roll

so close fuck

fuk

White user passing by.

roll

I already stepped down so now you just have to decide between quad fuhrer and jap fuhrer.

Rollin'

rell

i think not! come back here!

roll

Rollin' for SS fate

Double agent in the field, Wolfstein those Nazis!

jew
roll again ss

Rolly

Oh dear god.
Second roll

rerell

roll 2

SS officer get!

Already rolled and got a 4.

Post for proof : the 2 was the SS fate.

quads is basically god. jap fuhrur can be fuhrer or albert einstein until someone else gets trips

Bump

Roll number 2 for SS. What is my fate?

roll

ok papa adolf

ah ok have fun with the americans and nuremburg trials

Roll

carry on civilian

Who says an innocent Schütze goes to the trials? could have been put in a division like the 10th, which had almost no war crimes.

Lol

you are lucky they dont kill you on the spot. americans were told to shoot SS even if they surrendered. be grateful you didnt end up on the other side of germany and raped by the russians

roll

Anyone feel like playing Hide and go Jew?