Black Mirror season 3

what does Sup Forums think is the best episode

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what would you have done in his position?

Yeah I'm not clicking that link

Also, never negotiate with terrorists

it's only one question where you can drag and drop the episodes to rank them, but that's ok

here's the results so far

hope you enjoy your facebook friends seeing a video of you jerking off

because everyone outside of Sup Forums has a cp collection eh
fuck off

I don't think San Junipero is the best episode but it's stayed with me the most.

OOH HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH

i would just veracrypt two fish serpent my hardrive or in a hidden folder

i got 50GB of CP and i dont even care, there is no cyber police in my country

there would still be a video and no doubt screenshots of you jacking off to kids sent to all your contacts. although a loser like you probably has none.

my mother knows i masturbate and no one can prove that i was fapping to CP, i would just say that i was hacked

>literally "we'll use nostalgia to mask our shit writing" the episode

and it fucking worked, it seems

>no one can prove that i was fapping to CP

clearly in the show they could prove exactly that.

it was reflected in his shiny purple helm

they couldn't even see his dick I bet. unless you can move webcams. it was at dick level when he prepared to fap.

am i the only one that didnt realise it was CP till the last scene?

GUYS the camera light in his laptop isn't even on!!! WTF? Is it possible??
>tfw genuinely worried now

same, why did they do that?

I thought it was a distinct possibility fairly early, mainly because who'd go to his lengths just because he jerked off on cam? With that in mind there were a lot of subtle hints throughout that what he did was more than just fapping. I guess if you never suspected it wasn't as obvious.

>more than just fapping.
like what?

What a shit season, I marathoned it yesterday and it has none of the charm or wit of the last 2 seasons.

I haven't seen such a drop in quality between seasons since forever

>who'd go to his lengths just because he jerked off on cam
A stupid teenager who thinks his current stupid social life is his crux of existence? So basically every teenager?

>mainly because who'd go to his lengths just because he jerked off on cam?
I did think that but then just thought he was a bit autistic and couldn't handle shit like that.

pic related is the best episode of season 3.

I kinda agree that shut up an dance was the better one out of the season but damn I don't think this season holds a candle to the previous ones. God damn you monkey paw!

The way he gave that little girl her toy back in the beginning, he was also bit of an social outcast

>people who think San Junipero is the best episode

fucking idiots

>plot twist is guessable in the first 5 minutes and has little to no effect on the story

>the technology has no consequences or commentary on our current society

>it is a poor romance that doesnt really engage us or make us really care about these characters

>no point to be made other than "who care about your ex who died, you have me now"

>happy ending

its easily the worst black mirror episode out of ALL of them, most un-black mirror

was he trying to bang her do you think?

hola reddito

You could be a little more fucking clear about how you rate these episodes

I put the best episode as 1, worst as 6, seems like it's the other way round

think you'll find its the most reddit normie episode out of all of them

>80s
>inter-racial lesbians
>old people falling in love
>happy ending

meanwhile the episode before that features two pedophiles beating each other to death as the climax in a sick game that was videoed by a drone

It was only bad cause he was a pedo, if it was just a vid of me jerking off I'd rather have it leaked straight away than do more shit that will then probably be leaked

I thought he was being a little creepy to that little girl in the beginning of the episode, but then I forgot about it until his mom mentioned children on the phone and I was like 'oh'.

Hey guys, did you know social media is bad? What about soldiers and eugenics, did you know they were bad? Hacks (2 episodes are needed to make this detailed point) are also very very bad as is dying and bulling.

I thought the way he acted around the girl at the beginning was like a guy with a crush, and I thought that was a bit odd, but I forgot about it until he met the pedo and then he also said "I only looked at a few pictures"

Yea I think they dropped the ball in not showing the fight.

I would have done everything he did, including trying to bullet myself. That's why the episode is so good, it makes sense that he would do everything he did.

Only because he's a pedo, if it was a regular wank vid you'd have to think that these guys will make you do fucking anything, I'd probably draw the line at the bank robbery

>meanwhile the episode before that features two pedophiles beating each other to death as the climax in a sick game that was videoed by a drone
haha le epic pedo fight so Sup Forums much trolling XD

kys yourself

>Troll face
>2016

But I didn't take it from that. I just thought he was a loser and that child made him yearn for some sort of contact. And honestly didn't think he was a pedo and that he was framed in end. Even when that other guy said he actively look for it, I just assumed that the kid was just horrified/ disgusted he was in the same situation as that guy

was season 3 your first black mirror because its sounding like it

each episode of black mirror has some dark twist/message

meanwhile san jan doesnt have anything to say, anything dark or any decent twist. backed up by a lackluster romance with no real reason to be the main focus

Yeah sure, but I assume being in his position doesn't just mean a wank vid but a pedo wank vid.

man your clearly responding to a troll

I'm gay and I thought the lesbian episode was sweet. Most of these episodes leave me feeling kind of down and sorry for the characters, but San Junipero was a nice break from that. Not the best episode but I enjoyed the tone.

Also I'm an 80's whore and love everything from that decade.

Why did you need to tell us you are gay

Can you really just google CP?

Also there is extra confusion with the fapping scene since we are given to understand that he feels the need to urge after watching that tits out video clip, meaning the viewer understands "yeah this kid watched some slut on tv and got horny then went and fapped, I get that". Nowhere dies CP enter that thought process.

Same reason began say they're vehan

Because I can relate to being dumped by my family just like Yorkie. Sounds relevant enough to me.

How did the mother know it was CP? She just had a video of his son masturbating.

There were so many fucking hints but I thought it was pretty clear when he was talking to the other pedo.

For a second I thought they were all pedos and Bron also wanted a young hooker or something but the black guy couldn't have been.

Holy FUCK people still can't put a single extra brain cell of thought into this fucking episode?
The hackers would only have the recording if they also had control of the PC, they had the sites he was on

>meanwhile san jan doesnt have anything to say
it was about a synthetic after life, something im not sure as ever been done before. and something of a happy ending (depending on your stance) which is a first for black mirror. your obviously just a faggot pleb.

We'll never know, I'd like to know the answer as well

Seriously

For upvotes and because he thinks that non-gay people can't understand/empathize with the feelings and experiences of gay people. Because non-gay people don't get shit on by their families, nope never, we can't understand what it is to go through that.

Not everyone is a turbo autist that knows about computers. This is a normie board after all.

the hackers had his internet history too. hector mentioned that they had his whole hard drive and then kenny starts to cry

I don't know jack shit about computers but it's pretty fucking obvious isn't it

I liked Playtest the best because I was genuinely spooked and the final twist will stay with me the longest.

Man against Fire was predictable cringeworthy trash. Rivals the Waldo Moment for worst of the seried overall.

Hated in the Nation credit where it's due was very good but I was totally distracted the whole time by how fucking hot Faye Marsey or whatever the Blue character was. Good ep.

Nosedive, Shut up and Dance and San Junipero were all good but unnextraordinary to me. The last was boring as fuck and even though I predicted the twist still got some solid feels (cried a little).

Overall really good series.

This was never stated tho. If they had that kind of access then why wait for him to fap and record? Why not just instantly say that they are gonna release his internet history?

I don't remember typing any of that.

>it was about a synthetic after life

something that is introduced and dropped after 20 minutes, easily guessable in 10 minutes in

doesnt matter if it has been done before or not, it set it up and then did nothing with it. imagine if it looked into people abusing it, imagine if the girl with glasses turned out to be a guy and the black girl didnt know what to do, imagine if it questioned if these people were even really alive or not? it did nothing with the premise and the love story was painfully obvious it was going to work even though they did the 'ohhhhhhhhhh are they going to get together?!?!' three times like some bad romance in a soap opera

its obviously a fucking happy ending

imagine if nose dive had the MC's ratings drop to a 3, then she builds it back up by being a good person trying to get to the wedding, got to the wedding, gave an amazing speech and then go to a 4.8 to get the house and then ended

youd be like 'okay thats cool, weird world.'

Probably procastinate, go along with their demands and stall for time in the hopes you can figure out who is fucking with you but ultimately know you're fucked.

If they can anonymously toy with you you're pretty much fucked from the start

It is obvious but you don't think that some people are so tech illiterate they go and use a random malware cleaner from the first Google search

Then why?

>"WE SAW WHAT YOU DID"
>"DO WHAT WE SAY OR WE LEAK EVERYTHING"
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM i wonder why he thought they were going to leak the fact that it was child porn

GAYS ARE PEOPLE TO SHITLORD
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

Why is she so perfect?

She's a 3.6 stars at best user. Homosexuals arent quality

I'm sure non-gays who get kicked out of their homes also have to worry about being judged and attacked on the street just for being themselves. I'm sure those non-gays go through the same things as gay people.

I'm sure those non-gays have had glass bottles thrown at them because they held hands in public with their non-gay partner.

I'm sure those non-gays have been refused service for being non-gay. I'm sure their bosses found out they were non-gay and gave the promotion to a nice family man gay. Yes everyone goes through everything the same.

The MILF detective form the bees episode is hotter. The chubby, old clickbait reporter that gets killed in the same episode is also hot.

I am sure all those things have happened to you since you clearly live in Angola.

Your time in the victim spotlight is over my friend, that stage now belongs to trannies so you can't complain.

My Nigga. Kelly MacDonald is the hottest woman this season, followed by BDH.

Was bronn from shut up and dance a peado too?

No lol he just wanted to bang a prostitute, no where is it implied he's a fucking pedo

How the SHIT do people come to this conclusion

Different strokes man. I want that ice cream eating detectivefu

Just a hooker married guy. Unless Mindy was underage?

Wait, are pedos the only target? Because the scouter nigger is also a pedo.

Chill out cunt

Would you like to trade? I'll be treated like a straight person and you can be treated like a gay person. It's the same experience right?

>For a second I thought they were all pedos
yeah same here

i can't be the only one

People need to use their brains

yes

she was an awful actress

looked like shit

her whole bit in the episode was a total time filler and was insulting desu

How about don't be gay? Its a choice after all

I think she is the new most hated character in the history of television

POWER RATING:

The Entire History of You > San Junipero > Shut Up and Dance

Don't Brit bongs have the age of consent of 16?

oh damn yeah she was the underage student in trainspotting

apparently she was 19 when it was filmed

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why do people like san junipero

they were all godawful

>even putting season 3 shit in the same power rating list as episodes from previous seasons

bait.

LMFAO this is true i loved the series but all the messages are so fucking unchallenging
>social media is bad
>video games make u forget whats important IRL
>hacking (alternatively lying/being immoral) is bad
>being in a lesbian interracial granny relationship is good

Literally amazing plot idea, obvious comfiness, not the typical "oh no dont use ur smart phone too much or else" and "he was evil all along" black mirror episodes. Got me thinking way more than any of the more commentary based episodes.

Entire history and 15 million merits are the only ones that I like revisiting.The others just don't really hold much but some entertaining filler

that's actually my preference too

i'm not sure if people would bother doing the ranking for all 13 episodes of the show though

it's comfy lesbian romance, idk something about it was just right, i like the time hopping aspect, i like the idea of virtual reality, i like that it had a 'happy ending' when i was expecting something bad to happen

if someone were to recommend another show/film which felt like that, what would they suggest?

First season was reddit: lol he fucked a pig and black guy cycling videogame world. 2nd season was trash. Then third was half great half trash so yeah they are in the rankings.

>Got me thinking
About what?

the happy ending was a relief but kind of boring, especially since there wasn't much else going on throughout the episode to leave you with
the most interesting bit for me was the Quagmire and the implications there, that "living" in that artificial environment for a long time could lead to seeking refuge in more and more intense and debased types of sensation

About the desirability of an afterlife, about the possibility of creating one - what that would mean for religious people, about the metaphysics of whether it is technically just as real as normal existence. I genuinely think it could have made a great stretched out series on its own.

They don't need to always come up with the worst possible uses of a technology to make a point.

Here is how everyone should rank it unless they are pleb shits:

#6 Nosedive
#5 San Junipero
#4 Playtest
#3 Hated in the Nation
#2 Shut Up and Dance
#1 Men Against Fire

Objectively shit

I hope there's more high-tech police procedural type episodes in the future. Maybe a medical procedural, get this suggestion to Charlie Brooker NOW

Is san junipero really a happy ending? What the black lady is bound to come true after a while, they will turn into husks, into shadows. Their desperate, last minute romance won't survive the eons of their existence.

Again, like the black chick said, they will at some point turn into those people at the rave party, trying desperately to feel anything at all. That's why the blond guy wanted to be with the black chick so much, because she was still alive. San junipero is hell, not heaven.