how did you lose your job Sup Forums?
How did you lose your job Sup Forums?
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held steady job for 6+ years
got through the initial training but failed my final field training as an air traffic controller. I got sick halfway through which really pushed me back :/
So many people left the area over the years that they shut down the school where I taught due to insufficient enrollment.
Brought the company down by reporting them for every shady thing they did. In the union so I didn't really lose my job, just out of work for a week lol
Most of my old job stories go this way actually. Boss was only willing to do what he was legally obligated to(minimum wage, bad hours, no benefits). Made sure I left while they were already having staffing issues.
Was giving a presentation to a bunch of higher-ups when the conference room door opened and two police officers came in, asked for me, then loudly announced they had a warrant for my arrest for failure to register as a sex offender (cheese pizza) and to put my hands against the wall. They put me in handcuffs and I was led out. I bailed out around 5am and took a taxi back to get my car and get my stuff since I figured I'd be fired, but they had already disabled my keycard.
supervisor asked me to do something stupidly dangerous with a forklift. i refused. he backed down, but a week later it was "we no longer require your services."
good riddance. hired to operate one machine, they had me assembling shit, delivering shit and answering the fucking phone. cheap asses.
lost mine at mcdonalds for remembering a manager's password to edit people's orders because i was sick of asking them for help.
Boss found out I knew he was an incompetent ass.
damn
Story behind the cheese pizza user?
drinking at work(funeral home)
I quit
I can't hold a job more than two years, I end up getting fired or quit when I can't tolerate the bullshit anymore.
This last one was because the district manager was a dumb slut and my store was falling apart. I've been electrocuted, nearly caught on fire, you can see daylight through the walls when the sun is setting, there are rats and insects, the door doesn't lock fully and half the pumps are broken.
I beat up another guide from a different company at a big party
I went back to school
>be me
>get job against my will here in Sweden
>cleaning a grocery store, one of the huge ones
>even though I had a pretty good salary I hated it
>worked there for 6 months, getting suicidal pretty much
>dreaming of the NEET life
>eventually had enough
>stop doing my job, mostly sit in public cafeteria in the store reading magazines I took from the store
>or sitting on the toilet playing vidya on my phone
>boss get annoyed
>get told to get my shit together
>come to work hour late next day
>boss is pissed
>sends me home
>next day, call in sick
>week goes by, eventually has to go back
>boss is furious
>tell me I have two weeks left then it's over
>never been happier
>slack my way though the two weeks, eat my own weight in cinnamon rolls without paying because who gives a shit
>eventually times up, last day
>boss takes my access card and I sign a paper
>go home
>tell social office I got fired
>get welfare
>then get diagnosis from my doctor
>get permanent NEETbux
And that was 6 years ago. Never looked back.
Secretly filming my co-workers to jack off in the bathroom and getting caught for not taking incalls
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>how did you lose your job Sup Forums?
Which time?
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>boss fucked the taxman
>taxman fucked back
>boss now getting fucked by bubba
TOP KEK
more??
Made £65k a year, no clue. Hideous wife works but makes me pay for everything. Including for her mother. We have 2 kids. I lose my high paid job March 31st. FML
Bankruptcy and being bought by a new company who let everyone off for their employees.
>limewire file sharing
>anything you want available
>don't realize it makes direct connection to the sharer
>IP easily obtained
>FBI honeypot
>6am search warrant
>stunned, still asleep, detective implies don't worry about this, just need for me to show them where
>show them where
>only have 20 or so videos
>good lawyer
>no prison, just fine
>
gas them in their sleep
move to india, live as a king, the king of poo
Lol union is about as shady as it gets...glad too see you lazy fags going out of style
Called a nigger a lazy nigger.
She is the boss. Rides me raw. I'm a broken soul
Company needed to make cuts and decided to close their smallest office. Absolutely retarded decision, and could’ve been the perfect oppertunity for them to cut the useless cunts in the head office. Guess we were just out of sight and easy for them to write off.
>tired of the place
>told them I would stop working.
>stopped working
4-5 months later, still not working.
I quit my last job because I was surrounded by baby men who made rick and morty jokes. I want to do a 360 and walk away the day the delivery guy kicked the door open and yelled, “I’m pickle rick!”
fuck her in the pooper
start dominating her in bed.
piss on her face and slap her
how old are your children, still time for a double abortion
I once had a wageslave nigger job at a big company. One day I just stopped going, but to my amusement they kept paying me for 4 months.
I went every first of the month to the ATM machine and took all the money out. It made me very happy.
Never heard a word about it.
I took a picture of a female worker and truth is I didn't even save the pic, just took a pic, deleted to test my new phone camera and was fired
She started screaming at me for taking a picture of her etc...
thank reddit for the reminder of the unfunniest, forced shit of the last year
Here's a gif
Heroin. Got a much better one 3 weeks later. Kicked the heroin. Resigned a year later anyway. Drugs had been hiding the fact that I hate corporate life. Builder now.
You were in the vent above her stall in the women's toilets at the time, but that was just because you had a better signal from there.
the woman behind licking her lips at the thought of being facesat by her blonde dominatrix
The moment I got caught and the last day I rubbed one out that day
Yeah, I'm a (((builder))) too, cousin.
People saying lol on b/. What the fuck is happening here?
I used to work at Walmart then
I got hired at Caterpillar stoped showing up at Walmart still got payed a few more weeks.
Made bank for a bit.
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I'm about to quit my job actually. Was gonna live stream it on Sup Forums. Was gonna make quitting spectacular. The managers are legit crazy feminist who refuse to hire any more men. Even said it infront of my face and have cut my hours to 15hr/week no point in trying to talk to HR about it they don't give a fuck.
Hoping to go out with a bang.
Shoot all the women lol
And stream it saying you did it for Sup Forums so you can end up on the ED
REEEEEEEEEEEEE or gtfo
I'm not shooting anyone. Mass shootings and suicides with firearms just give fuel to the dumb Fucking feminist and Sjws to try harder for a complete ban.
Blew up the engine of a jaguar while working at a body shop. Cost the owner 10 grand for a new engine. There was an underlying problem with it (brand new jag) but because I was speeding in it on the way(we specialized in picking up
Cars) to the shop I was liable for the damage lol
Just stopped coming in like in Office Space. Didn't quit, just stopped going. Still went in half the time but didn't give a fuck. It took them months to fire me. Was relieved when they finally did. I still got paid for all my vacation time that I should have theoretically lost from all those days off.
Worked a couple shifts at Food Lion after that. There was apparently a book that had your weekly schedule in it that I never learned about. I missed my 3rd day of work and got a call from some district manager who was really pissed. I told him it was too bad I missed my shift and that I'd be in the next day. I never went back after that. I still kek about it because those people were dicks to me from the start. Fuck Food Lion.
I'm responsible now though and have a great job.
I fucked my bosses wife
For what purpose does an Amerifat need an ar-14 instead of a bolt action rifle with a 3 bullet magazine
This is why America the birth place of aids has so many shootings
i came in drunk,unshaven then proceeded to lie to my boss about being sick then walked out...so yeah stuck in a shittier job
Try having fun with only a 10round mag semi auto rifle.. You can't.
And the limeys use the 17hmr and it's more powerful than a 22lr. So Gtfo an the Swedes use that crazy 30cal whatever it's called semi auto rifle too.
Creepy fuck. Got more?
HHAhahahahah
I worked at a porno store. A new anatomically accurate large sized horse dildo came in. Everyone stood around it and marveled at the sheer size. what I didn’t know is that it was one of those kinds where you can insert liquid spooge into it to replicate an orgasm. It has a tube on it that goes to a bulb. When you squeeze the bulb it shoots faux horse jizz. I was the last to show up and upon seeing it I grasped it by the base, hoisted up a foot or so and proceeded to do my best “mr. Ed, the talking horse impression”
“Heeeellloooo willlllbur, please don’t tell Carol!”
I then slammed it down on the counter accidentally striking the bulb which someone had foolishly loaded with the white goo. Fake horse jizz erupted in a fountain striking the ceiling and delivering a money shot that hit me, my boss, three coworkers, and two customers. I was fired on the spot.
shit always gets boring, no matter what job. I always blow away and break record every new job I get but after a year I guess bored and need a change.
Record it on your phone, keep your phone in your pocket on a long record.
Then lead her towards a conversation where she says she won't hire men, or she reduced your hours because you are a man.
Then take it to her superiors, or to whichever place deals with workplace inequality complaints.
With luck she'll lose her job.
Plan B, you flatter her, say she must be stressed with her position, ask her to an expensive restaurant, say it will be on you. Something to reduce her stress.
Buy her some expensive champagne, a couple of bottles.
Then pay for a cab back, ask her your place or mine.
Fuck the shit out of her, go in raw and cum inside.
Do it again, make sure you haven't ejaculated in a couple of weeks.
Fill her up.
Then leave a rose by her pillow and leave in the morning.Works best on a Saturday morning.
Problem solved.
Legend
Nah, they made me delete it at HR luckily i that video save in my hidden can folder
Had a panic attack at work.
Passed out.
Closed the shop (I was working a convenience store alone), and went home.
Dropped the keys off later and quit because the owners were dicks, paying me less than minimum wage (but cash in hand), and didn't like the fact I had a panic attack at work... so I handed in my keys.
A month later the shop closed down... they were selling counterfeit booze that could make you blind if you drank enough.
This was 4 years ago almost.
There was such a sacrifice to get this gif...
Not working at all or you just go to work and don't work?
Cut myself and didnt realize it while panning 2000 loaves of bread. They had to stop production and sanitize everything. I was paid out within 30 minutes and told "i wouldnt reccomend using us as a reference". It was my 4th day.
And the funny thing is not only did she get me fired but she gave me a hand job after i got fired because she's into creep role play. she told me she had to eat me out because that black bitch in the back saw me as well
i fucked one of my superiors. bigger boss liked her; found out about it and made it his mission to get rid of me.
Not working at all.
Had been there for 3 years, they liked my work, customers liked my work, it was alright. Not much room for progression.
Left.
Was my intention to have a couple of weeks off to visit relatives i hadn't seen un a long time.
Fell into a rut. Became decent at fps games again though, after years without touching them.
Would have been more sensible to find a new job before the last one.
assholes didn't renew my contract. didn't even do anything.
Rat not eat
did the black bitch eat her out too
if they are arseholes there is no need to find a reason, because that's it.
find a better job, with less dicks in it
Asked coworker if usher hit on him because he's gay
boss was a total cunt so i quit to work with a friend. work with friend fell through and now unemployed. someone kill me plz
Autism.
Exactly
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No I meant she snitched on me
I quite actually just opened Sup Forums to post about this. Except I’m trying to quit because my boss is nuts.
Got fired once for adjusting my work schedule as allowed when I was hired. Shrug.
Why would you be a goddamn peice of shit like that you fucking bastard
Jokes on you. Never had a job.
Dear god I hope this is real, even if it isn’t you get points for imagination
Hello fellow ATC
>be 10 year veteran air traffic controller
>use booze to calm down after work
>figure full night's sleep filters it out
>get random tested one morning
>blow 0.04
>forced to go to bullshit treatment
>back at work
>year later blow 0.03 one morning
>fired
Funny thing was I was a lot drunker some days and never had a deal (loss of separation).
I love it XD
Worked at a pizza chain. Changed clock so me and friend could get out early to go to a party. Manager was stupid enough to trust clock on wall and didn't bother to double check. Cleaned up and left. Got call when I got home. Fired, no big deal.
Got call five minutes later. Manager realizes that I am opening in the morning and calls back. Rehired. Go to party and come in hung over as fuck next morning. Puke on floor and quit.
Should have just not shown up so the faggots store didnt open
Then he would have been fired again.
He went to work and quit. You cant get unemployment if you quit.