Confess your sins my child

Confess your sins my child

When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

I like traps but im not gay father

I doubted the existance of God at one point, I know it was very foolish of me

No u

I’m such a beta and I don’t know how to be a normal member of society

I like to put weetbix in people's coats at work

But they aren't mine to put there

+10,000 brownie points

I'm socially autistic.


You know how hard is it to make friends being socially retarded. Magically I made 2 friends in college

I dabbed

just be yourself bro

I took my cousin's bra that she left after sleeping over when I was 14 and had a good wank while smelling it. I gave it back to her the next week.

I can still smell the lavender and I still wank it thinking about my cousin.

Yall know this is referencing gay butt sex right?

Why did you beat her up?

>me 8 years old in Japan
>found this alley between two old buildings
>hang out with my friends occasionally
>we like to play with fire
>one day we go there during lunch time
>playingwithfire.jpg
>leave like nothing happened
>next day I learn there was a fire
>fire consumed one of the buildings
>apparently 5 workers in the building died
>me and my friends cry like little bitches
>we promised not to say anything

Sounds hot.

you were 8 and in japan, you and your friends would have gotten off easily, if society would be willing to forgive you, you should forgive yourself

I would have embarrassed my family and community. Seppuku!

FUCK OFF NEW-JAK

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>me around 5 or so
>on way home from kindergarten
>tell mom kid touched my privates as funny haha joke
>mom does't get it
>social workers alerted
>"touch the doll where he touched you"
>inforthepennyinforthepound.jpg
>point right to the crotch
Never saw that kid again

how? japan hides the names of child offenders

sometimes i bump threads

fucking sinner

me too, until God told me I was Jebus

Autistic fagget trying to force his ugly meme remakes

I unironically believe that ifunny is a good source for memes

my confession is i fucking hate these thread and hope you'll stop making them

did you become friends after that?

this
that picture looks like a retarded alien

yesterday i fapped to a girl stapling their pussylips and their nipples

I like you. Remind me of myself

>hating nujack

get the fuck out newfag

loled

I'm a furfag.

>10/10

., praying to ' God ' is praying to the sacrificed male whom wife was given the name ' Olga ' first , their names are nice , ' God ' means ' Joy ' and ' Olga ' means ' Reverence ' , also the Universal Church Name is stuck in Brazil and The Difinitist Church Name is lost somewhere in The United States Of America , which is truly Elysium , and anything is due to the creation from The Divine Infinite Unity , The Difinity , Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ , and yes Priests are meant to be marital spouse ceremony paired with females , and also female priests when safe , and this is simply as a church member saying so to help out The Church get back to Difinitist again , before females and males lose their minds to the Planetary Magnetic Poles doing a flip and requiring the forming of Pangea again and The Cursed Lands Sunken , also India belongs in the Finland Borders , and The Ukraine belongs in The Swedish Borders , they are playing Otaku in The Orient , for what reasons yet to be humanity entirely known yet , but can be learned through pray , and thanks along with celebrations be to Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ , ΘανΧσ Δελτα-Διφινιτυ ,!,.

NUJACK A SHIT
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I realized that I don't want to die, I just don't want to live.

Living has done nothing but put me down and make me remember the horrid things I've done.

I've let people die, I ruined people's lives, I even hurt the one woman that truly loved me and cared about me.

I have done nothing to make myself feel valid, honest, or even close to real. My life has mirrored Gynt, the only thing missing is a gambling father and whore mother.

> when I was 12 my brother had a hamster that he loved more than life.
> we let him loose in the family room one winter and closed all the doors so he couldn't escape.
> my brother decides to go next door to his friends house and leave me alone with the hamster.
> this little fucker loved crawling through cardboard tubes.
>he climbs in one and for reasons I still dont know, I picked the tube up and put my lips on the end.
> I proceed to do my best Ricola blowing of the horn impression.
> He shot out of the tube with such force, bounces across the marble tile infront of the fireplace and right into the devils playgorund.
> I'll never forget the screams Furball made when he met his maker.
>I left the back door open and when my brother came back I screamed at him for leaving the door open, blaming him for the hamster getting outside and probably freezing to death.
> he still doesnt know that I torched that little guy

my sides

You still wake up sometimes, don't you? Wake up in the dark, and hear the scream of the hamsters?

I'm getting tired of your shit Clarice....

I masterbate

I hate God

Used my dad's girlfriend's underwear to fap with once

I have a priest foot fetish

I absolutely hate tards and think we should put them out of their misery

I recently fucked the shit out of 2 exes of and old friend to get back at him cheating with my then girlfriend, problem is the chicks i fucked both have a relationship with two guys from our friend group and at this point i dont know how to feel about it

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I brought a roach (the weed kind) to work and hid it in between some books on a bookshelf. It was found years later and people wondered who was getting high in there. I didnt get high in there just left it to hear people talk.

I killed 70,000 homeless men.

You're not the normal priest, GTFO!

I used my gf to my own advantage, I feel like shit for doing it

i dont wipe my ass with toilet paper after i shit, i wash my ass in the shower

i kinda like nujak

I like to let my wife tie me up and spank me with a belt. Its a sin with the pennance built in!

I masturbated to a video I found on the deep web involving a 6 year old boy in bondage gear who was told to give a horse a blowjob by the cameraman and whipped violently every time he refused leaving long bloody scars on his back. When he finally accepted he was visibly gagging on the horse's dick cheese and when it eventually came in his mouth he looked like he was visibly choking with cum shooting out his nose. He then passed out and then the cameraman proceeded to violently fuck him anally.

No u

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I fapped to my sister and watched her get out of the shower. I've tried to touch her pussy while she was asleep.

...I'm calling the fucking cops.

this is Schutze Franz von Mad Shitter, reply to this comment or get shit on.

Also I once whipped someone in church and was kicked out.

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I masturbate waaaaay too much.

Once my cousin showed me a video of a little boy and a little girl looking at porn and imitating it. I was like 11 and found it really hot

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I touch my weewee to much

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I posted in this gay fucking thread

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Which god?

You waited years to hear people talk about who got high? You are the prank master!

I killed my sisters guinea pig with a pair of scissors when i was a kid. I told her he jumped out of my arms while i was holding him

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I catfished a 15yo girl 3 years ago but fell in love with her for real and i never told her the truth yet. It kills me every day.

The fucked up thing is i did this same thing 7 years ago to a 16yo girl and told her the truth after 2 years. But that was diff as i didn't really love her.

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>catfishing a girl

for what purpose?

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Im the new tanyaposter on the blocc

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Which god?

I've been in a the most toxic relationship with my girlfriend since she was 11 and I was 14. I know we wil end up killing each other at some point, it is terrifying but also makes me horny as fuck.

I'm 24 now.

Elaborate, user

I started the whole fat guy feels confess meme

My older sister used to babysit me when I was 5. She also babysat for other kids in our neighborhood.

One night I made her mad and she started calling me a baby. She took a diaper from one of the kids she babysat and made me wear it, then she held me in her lap and told me she was going to feed me.

She pretended to breastfeed me (obviously she didn't have tits at that point) but it was really humiliating and awful.

As I got older, I jerked off to her frequently while thinking about her breasts. I even took pics of her through my wall (I drilled a small hole) while she was changing and I jerked off to them.

I thought many times of raping her (most of my fantasies about her involved rape) but never acted on it.

There are some nights, however, when I wish I had.

Once tricked my teacher into doing like a foot porno thing for a school project

Kike

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nice

I edited a picture of nujack to look fat since the one that existed only had a skinny neck and then i made this thread to test it.

it seems to be a success

>all these WW2-era Jew Nazi medical experiment dead body tunnels

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Literally no point in making these anymore after immunity doggo