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drunk Italians playing instruments at very hihg speeds edition

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I wish chuck and jari were my dads

first for old men and young boys

there's a sweet black metal riff in Testament's Legions of the Dead

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Post good demos
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Why did he do it lads?

week

should Slayer be considered first wave black metal?

19th anniversary of this. Remember how good pre-Project Devy used to be? What the hell happened?

To get more credibility. His only major work was on the first three Borknagar albums.

No.

>Lyrical themes: Strengthening of self and community, Depression, Skyrim

>What the hell happened?
He sorted himself out and became happy.

It's a universal law that when an artist goes bald he goes shitty

looks like the H&M winter catalog

+Bolt Thrower, Aspid, Undergang, Thorns, Slayer, Sodom, Darkthrone, Kreator, Diocletian, BaN

>It's actually real

ITT post /metal/ approved rap
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It doesn't exist.

Being on drugs actually allows you to make better music

100% truth

LUM and old memphis stuff

i want to fuck this guys face

DUDE

+Bolt Thrower, Sodom, Inquisition, Kreator, Destruction, Darkthrone, Slayer, Mercyful Fate

+Crimson Glory, Exciter, Slayer, Slough Feg, Jag Panzer

every cover on here looks like it was released by Nuclear Blast

There is one Nuclear Blast, one Century Media, one Candlelight, one Season of Mist, one Metal Blade and the rest is from misc lesser labels, lots of unsigned/independent.

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>every cover should be a mountainous forest with a stream running through it

Based thrash/nwobhm bro

wut album?

Well, there are covers with mountains, forests and streams there. Just not all three at once

You meant to quote , right?

true male detected

>AAAAAAHHHHHH

>AAAAAAAHHHHHH

no, every cover should be a collage of dead bodies

Immortal Pride is much better.

updated my style a bit what u fags think ?

Right side is cool, left is gay (especially if those are your patches)

What kind of people listen to those bands unironically?

You're not wrong

>ice skates
?

>symphoshit much better than nsbm

rip roddy piper

>satanic warmaster
>gay
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FRIDAY NIGHT AND I NEED A FIGHT
MY MOTORCYCLE AND A SWITCHBLADE KNIFE

NokMort is fine, SW is just dull, but Windir and (what looks to be) Gagoncock are unforgivable

>2017
>not ice skating whilst listening to immortal

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Go listen Aryan Terrorism then. It's because of people like you that black metal is compared to gospel. Music is what should matter the most, not ideology.

Non tourists

>windir
>thy light
>satanic warmaster
>nokturnal mortum
>agalloch
this is the gayest jacket ever

Only Thy Light is garbage. The rest are great, good or acceptable.

You cant reason with someone who "claims" Thousand Swords for their shit genre. The same people will claim Nok Mortum albums like Goat Horns, because their only openly NS record (Nechrist) is also their worst.

>taste this shit

MADNESS... REIGNS...

(heheh)

Don't worry champ, he won't take your Deafheaven albums from you

I don't have any.

Whatever happened to Hat?

>nsbm
>Graveland
we've been over this

Graveland was never political music despite Darken's politics
(and no, "White Hand's Power" isn't even a race thing, it's about fucking Lord of the Rings)
Champagne socialist trunstund kids just like to clutch pearls and cause problems for "problematic" BM bands because they know black metal's audience is mostly soft nerds and they'd get their asses kicked if they tried to shut down a RAC show

metal

>try to make really evil sounding stage name
>call yourself "hat"

Reminder that Exodus should replace Anthrax in the American big four

>be in a dsbm band
>stage name is literally autism

What band?

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yeah i know, anyone wearing that jacket must have shit taste

The main problem with Heхpиcть is that it sounds horrible even by black metal standards. It still has a couple of good songs, like B oгнe дepeвянных цepквeй. The Taste of Victory and Mиpoвoззpeниe are also openly NS but it doesn't bother me, because the music is great and that's what matters. And indeed, Graveland isn't NS. Should have pointed that out.

Thank you

makes sense

Lord of the Rings is considered racist nowadays.

fuck off with that shit, anthrax is the best of the big four

Not only do Noktural Mortum play the sort of overproduced ewok rock you'd eviscerate if it was some Finnish Nuclear Blast band, they're traitors who pussies out and went multikult. certified shit band

Don't you know literally anything ever created is racist in ?

Just from this I can tell you never listened to them before

I know, I'm just saying NSBM is so devoid of good music that its braindead devotees will claim anything even remotely associated as examples, such as Graveland and Burzum. May as well call Darkthrone and Mayhem NS bands because their members have once called black metal "white man's music." Anyone who makes music for an ideological purpose, be it virtue signaling gommunists or Third Reich LARPers, is a complete waste of air. Alluding to national pride and ancestry through entirely musical means is fine though, see the last Macabre Omen record for what I mean.

This kills both the numale and the art hoe

I do, sadly.

Yeah i know anyone who doesn't like those bands must have shit taste

die posers

> 1. Arrow to the Knee 03:19

IF YOU'RE A FALSE DON'T ENTRY BECAUSE YOU WILL BE BURN AND DIED

Goatmoon has a couple of good albums but that's about it.
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no u

They may have a couple good songs but as a whole the albums are terrible

Is... is this bait?

>people who call vocalists "singers"
tourists

>Windir is unforgivable

>liking cheesy meloshit

I'd consider Varjot and Voitto tai Valhalla to be actually good albums. Not great but good, solid albums and totally enjoyable. Death Before Dishonour and Finnish Steel Storm are terrible but get good reviews in NSBM circles, because they are less terrible than what other bands have to offer in their """genre""". Stella Polaris is like soggy bread; looks edible but disintegrates and doesn't taste like anything.

>GRWWUWUUUAAHAHHUHHHH RRAUAUHUHUHGHGG HYAAAHUAYAYAAHAAA BROUUWUWUAHHU

10/10.

>he can't handle the riffs

INRI is a shitty album and I don't understand why everyone likes it

user, what makes music good?

>anything but Vokillists

It's funny you post these "le newmail" images because Windir is the paragon of easy listening upbeat safe neutered latecomer beer metal, and the easiest litmus test for identifying a bonafide poseur. Be sure to pick up your Wacken

Wacken™ tickets and Decibel subscription*

t. u-male

>It's funny you post these "le newmail" images because Windir is the paragon of easy listening upbeat safe neutered latecomer beer metal, and the easiest litmus test for identifying a bonafide poseur. Be sure to pick up your Wacken

>"INRI is a shitty album and I don't understand why everyone likes it"