ITT girlfriend you want but will never have

ITT girlfriend you want but will never have

How can you not get that fat chick?

literally anyone who thinks i'm attractive!

proper slampig there user
had penty myself
they seem to gravitate to me
nothing better than laying balls deep in a soft juicy thick bitch

It's not the whole fat chick thing.. well kinda is. It's the tone skin, no disgusting fat wrinkles you see on so many fat women. They don't really exist in bum fuck nowhere

cows are food, not fuck mates

this. i'd literally give everything i own for a hug. that'd be so warm

Quirky and funny. Doesn't need to be supermodel but no land whales please?

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you must be hideous or REALLY fat. that's a fat chick they are easy

Name?

It's because it's been photoshopped you fucking twat.

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Every girl is out of my league.

Same

Fucks sake. There are billions of women on the planet. They can't all be out of your league.

Yeah they are.

this

Any tips?

All I get is skinny minnies.

Flirt with fat girls.

Not difficult.

The MILF next door

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Just a nice slam tight piggy

this, but irl

yum

i made this image like 4 years ago and still see it all the time around this board, it's literally my one contribution to mankind
still proud

Her name is Larkin Love, you’re welcum

She was acceptable before all the dumb tattoos.

She has weird mannerisms and ways of pronouncing words and she over gesticulates and contorts her face to appear sexy in a try hard way that puts me off. If she'd just chill she would be hotter

SLAM TIGHT PIGGY

MarshmallowMaximus

Yeah, I could also do without her dyed hair too. But any girl that looks like Mia Wallace from pulp fiction is my kryptonite.

slam tight piggy

slam tight piggy

slam tight piggy

shit motherfucker. got anymore of her?
slam tight piggy

slam tight piggy

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My ideal.
>Snowboarder.
>Skateboarder.
>Dreadlocks optional.
>Race optional.
>Sense of humour a must.

That's perfect for me.
I'd settle for a cuddle right now.

slam tight piggy

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One with harpies ofcourse