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Bought a girl 700 dollars worth of clothes because she was having a bad day, then she offered to suck my dick because of it and I said no cuz I thought she didn’t like me and only offered out of pity

Came inside a girl after weeks of bigging myself up as a sex God.
This one woman, couldn't get it up first time at a house party because I was too drunk... fucked her a week later and came in 10 seconds.
Worst shit ever... we'd been chatting for months and the end of it was terrible... funny thing is her best mate was the best sex I ever had and it was her that told this chick to have sex with me.

Maybe not beta, but for me was not good.

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orbited a female for an extended period of time

I hope she comes back.

white on yellow color scheme is disgusting

Oof, I'm sorry man... Hit close to home

did she ever respond

Brutal

I had a girl on my bed with legs open begging to be fucked but i was to busy with my eve online battle

She hasnt logged in yet.

nigga r u colorblind?

I wrote something similar to a chick, but in a letter

haha

jesus

if the S doesnt turn into a D she blocked you..

Post on Sup Forums HURR HURR HURR

I'm still doing it to this day, I can't pee in urinals. I don't feel comfortable and have to use the stall.

Americans need to chill the fuck out

I don't know if this counts but

>be me, mid-20s
>at a rollerskating rink
>had to take my tard brother for an event and I gotta go because he punches people
>own my own rollerskates so I'm wearing quadskates
>playing some crane games
>cute mixed/black girl at the prize counter
>decide to put on some moves
>chat with her a little bit, she seems interested
>end up asking for her phone number
>she giggles and says sure
>prints out some receipt paper and is about to write down her digits
>"oh, I forgot to mention, user..."
>"I'm a junior in high school"
>just stare at her
>try to apologize but my spaghetti goes all over the floor
>rollerskate away backwards

But then you had to pause GTA to go piss, right?

He said he pulled an AK on a black gentleman blasting music in traffic.

I've eaten at a taco truck
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sit across a hot chick with an amazing ass in the train and not say a thing

That's not beta, that's decency.

You probably saved yourself from a really awkward moment.

would have made a good spaghetti greentext had you tried to talk to her

opened a milf thread

Denied a slut who offered me a blowjob

You probably saved yourself from a venereal disease.

Fuck the rest of this thread, I want stories about your life tard-wrangling your brother who punches people.

in a big city, that's called fucking up an opportunity

You knew what you wanted at the time, don't think too much about it.

A disgusting fat bitch offered to suck my dick once. I normally would let almost any chick suck me off because I love oral. But this bitch was sick.

She kept pressuring me in a creepy way and I told her no very sternly and told her it was because she had the same name as my sister.

KEK

I also dumped a bitch once because she wouldn't let me cum on her face. She was like the perfect girlfriend otherwise.

beta detected

To make yourself look like a fucking creep in public?

I've seen it happen, it's not good.

Male restroom was closed off so I used the women's restroom

This nigga's right, live for the lulz

Oh, I have a couple. I dunno if I have time for it though.

>Be me, 22
>Have a girlfriend, a total bitch, she leaves for summer for job on other side of the country
>Have crush, girlfriend knows about this so she sets crush up with skeezy ex of girlfriend, skeez and crush get engaged
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>during gf's summer away, skeez suddenly moves out from crush's house and never talks to her again
>crush calls me inconsolable, invites me over while babysitting for her neighbor
>chill, cheer up, point out skeez is piece of shit
>she points out my gf is a piece of shit
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>little later, neighbor's infant wakes up for feeding.
>crush rocks him, puts him back in bed, everybody ok
>crush says "user, let's make a baby"
>me: "no, cuz gf"
never gonna live this shit down.

Sounds like someone I lived with at uni.

Yeah. That happened...

Is turning down multiple hot girls bc im not into them beta, bc no pussy or alpha, bc confidence?

It gets worse

It's homosexuality

pretty sure you've lost the plot

Again, reminds me of someone I lived with.

If you were a) with her for a long amount of time or b) a middle schooler when you wrote this then its excusable
Otherwise beta as fuck

Not into them as in there were better girls i was into

No, it's because you knew what you wanted or didn't want at the time.

Posted a cringe-worthy thread on Sup Forums.

wtf does this have to do with a beta thread?

Left a love note in a locker
Not even the locker of the girl
It was just an empty locker that I knew she would go to sometimes
Needless to say she never said anything about it

>Frequent book store, big in to fantasy because downtime at work
>Buy books online through them because people steal stuff from porch
>Girl cashier chatting it up with me asking me lord of the ring riddles
>I tell her a few of the only ones I can remember
>cant work up the courage to ask her out
>awkward pause while waiting on computer to finish online order
>she gives me receipt
>"Well, thanks for listening to my riddles"

did this once too in middle school
holy shit i still cringe whenever the memory arises

I was extremely beta until mid to late puberty where edge hit and i became hardcore omega then really alpha, especially once i got in better shape
I have a plethora of beta stories, give me a prompt and ill pick one of the many

Just give us your best

I liked a girl in high school, for two years we dated, but I never said that I loved her. On my last year of HS I went to another school because my dad's job, I couldn't handle telling her that I was leaving forever, going to the middle of the Amazon Jungle, so I just take one last ice cream with her and said: See ya my darling. And I never did. I regret to this day, she was the love of my life, and I lost her. I should've stayed with her, it didn't matter that we were 16 at the time, I should'd run away from home and getting a job as a bank teller. Married her, fucked her, have babies with her. But now I know, this never gonna happen, my biggest beta move was the biggest beta move possible, losing the perfect waifu.

Hard to say, most are bad on different levels but heres a really bad one
>7th grade
>cute girl in class
>interested in another girl
>could never tell her
>decide to vent affection to the other girl
>write "I think you're really pretty" on a posted note
>slip it in her bag, it was one of those open top bags so it was super discrete
>wrote it in really neat handwriting, i was notorious for shit hand writing
>untraceable.png
>literally no ulterior motive, just trying to quietly make the cute girl happy
>she still thought it was me somehow even tho i had never even spoken to her and gave no signals i was interested, didn't even look her way during class
>asked her to compare handwriting with guys to find who it was
>no longer thinks its me, never found out
>she still doesnt know, but shes a solid 9.5/10 nowadays
Whatta fag

I walked into a bathroom today and I forgot which way to turn the lock on the door to make it stay locked, so I took off my belt and looped it around the door handle and the handbar for disabled people so the door wouldn't open either way.

I'm very territorial and aggressive. I can't be around other males or I will fight to the death. I flare my gills to attract females and I Should only be kept around them for a short time for mating otherwise I could become violent with them too.

Quality fish pun

writing long things to my then oneitis that had a boyffriend and doing it over for like 2 years lol

>yellow

Reply?

im sorry to break it to you man,

see the name?

its ". ."

she changed her name and deleted her account.

wtf i wouldnt want a fucking child at 22 you fucker you saved yourslef

dunmb ass

sucked dick

I sent it to her old kik she doesn't really use, so she hasnt seen it yet.
She must have logged in not long ago though as it didn't give me the "this person has not logged in, in a while"
Msg

I don't really want to bother her...cuz the reason we stopped talking was that i told her i didn't want to be only friends, i wanted more than that, and if she didn't want more to, then to just go away until she changes her mind.

She never said a word after that, she just left. The last thing she did say before what i said was, "i have so much love for you" (which sounds like a friendzone line, but she said that before when she was madly in love with me.

That was over 3 months ago.

lost my virginity at 17
could have lost it so much sooner

Bulletdodged.png
Hate to break it to you but youd be a rebound, be glad you did the smart thing

Turned 18 last friday
Still a virgin
I have lots of options, but im not interested
Is being a virgin but not an incel a bad thing

It's her old kik i know. She stopped using that one long ago when we were still together and i know her new kik she made when we were together.

cringe

notyhing, my life is alpha as fuck.

>be me
>16
>have gf
>say shes okay with me fucking her while shes unconcious
>you wot oh okay sure I guess
>sneak to her place
>she took nyquil before falling asleep
>climb in her window
>wake her up
>already hard
>stick my dick in her
>fuck her
>fuck her hard and hold both her arms down
>she cant move her body
>pull out my phone
>start recording her with flash
>she begs me to stop
>dont stop
>keep fucking
and fucking
andf ucking
i came on her face

Betaspotted.wav

washed my hands before dinner

Ouch, I know that feel, bro

if i could speak to you physically,
i would teach you how to take them back.
im very skilled in manipulation. I wish you just knew what I knew so you could do what I did.

Any tips on what to do/say or what not to?

>In high school
>Had crush on girl who played xbox with me and my friends
>Gave her a $50 xbox gift card after christmas break
>She just said thanks and walked away
>Didn't have the courage to ask her out
>Hated myself ever since

Thats sweet user
Disappointing, sure, but sweet

I spammed Sup Forums with this random photo named paul. And that is the most beta thing I have ever done. I will stop now. Thanks for playing.

Drove her and her boyfriend to their date. Waited outside for them to finish and drove them home.

i hope this isn't true

I actually found you in another thread. Good meme keep it up

this is sad

FUCK user i deeply hope this didnt happen
Oh my god my body literally hurts
Ive seen my share of cringy shit, but in two sentences you have topped even the most autismo of greentexts

cuck

I fuckin hate people who won't eat any vegetables, 100 times worse than militant vegans. How the fuck do people allow themselves to act like a toddler well into adulthood? makes me fucking sick

>in highschool
>not total sperg but there's spaghetti when I talk to people nonetheless
>see girl who is really into me
>we exchange numbers and she's texting me non-stop
>we're always talking
>hang out with her after school one day with this other guy
>this other guy starts playfully grabbing her and spinning her around and shit
>don't know how to respond to this guy's obvious cockblocking, because she isn't my girlfriend yet
>I know this guy isn't her boyfriend because I've talked to her about relationships not 2 days before this and found out she was single
>next day and from that day forward she stops talking to me and hangs out with this asshole all the damn time
>devolve into full beta mode and don't talk to girls ever again because I'm tired of being cockblocked by assholes

Someone type out this as a copypasta I’ll send it to a tinder chick that ghosted me