ITT: weird things you remember in your life that you have never told anyone before

ITT: weird things you remember in your life that you have never told anyone before.

>3rd or 4th grade
>this old guy shows up every week to hang out with me on the playground during recess
>says he is part of some mentor program
>gives me floppy disks containing breakout and toy story games
>one time he brought a metal detector to find coins on the playground

my mom has no memory of this "mentor program"

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>When I was super young I watched this kid's show with the word "zone" in the name, don't remember the full title.
>Their gimmick was a stoplight that had a 4th blue light on.
>It was a live action show teaching values/morals/kids stuff
>Remember it much later in life, and I've never been able to find out what it was.
>No one I've ever talked to has ever seen it or remembers anything similar.

>Be me on playground in 3rd grade
>Swinging my heart out on the swings
>Kid comes up to me
>"Don't tell anyone I gave this to you"
>Gives me a $5 bill
>"Ok"
>He never asked for it back
>Mfw I bought Diddy Kong racing off a friend with it

>Me and 2 hooligan friends break into abandoned building
>Dumb teenagers
>Exploring and looking at shit
>Breaking old stuff just because
>Get the genius idea to throw something out the window
>Pick up brick
>Chuck it through the window
>Makes satisfying sound
>I run to see where it landed
>Little black kid with a skate board is holding it
>Examines it, looks up at me
>We make eye contact
>I nod to him
>He nods back
>Rides away on skateboard

When I was about 4 or 5 years old our neighbor had a dog named copper. He would only fetch pennies. I don't know if his name was intentional or a coincidence.
I used to sit outside and throw pennies for 20 minutes at a time just because I thought it was hilarious.

what

So unsettling.

>Swimming at beach
>Diving boards are on a platform about 20-30 feet from beach so you could go off them
>Swimming around platform with my brother
>My foot rests on what feels like someone's back. I feel their spine with my foot and shit
>Freaks me out a bit
>Think it's probably just my brother underwater
>I get back on the platform to see him waiting in line for the high dive
>I still have no idea what my foot touched.

Your parents made the show for you.

I used to hold in my shit as a kid ,for whatever fucking reason , it was such a bad problem my whole family knew about it , and my mom had to take me to the doctor for it ,I have no idea what the fuck that's all about

i was at disney when i was 8 or so trying to catch up to my mother running to get in line on a ride. out of nowhere as i was running, a woman stopped and held me by the chin and stared deeply into my eyes for about 5 seconds. she said nothing. then she just continued to leave the opposite way. i cannot think of a logical reason as to why she did that.

In grade school, I would always take the female classmates and violently shove them into the male's bathroom during our usual bathroom break. No one said anything.

>About 12 years old
>At friends house
>Friend's sister is missing a pen and she's freaking out about it for some reason
>Supposedly shit goes missing a lot or something
>Reach into my pocket
>Oshitihaveit
>Instead of giving it to her
>Walk into Friend's younger brother's room
>Place it on his dresser
>He gets bitched out by his sister about an hour later
>He swore up and down it wasn't him
>They pin all the missing stuff on him
>Gets reputation for being a liar
>I'm still friends with them and no one knows it was me
>Mfw I accidentally orchestrated a family to distrust their son/brother

He would have chased after nickels but you were too poor to throw those.

About 4 or 5 at waterpark lugging this insanely heavy board up one step at a time. Drop it and break my big toe but determined to get to the top.
Nice girl 20-25 offers to take it up for me.
Uses it herself.
Flicking bitch.

When I was super young (maybe 4 or 5) I was playing in the front yard with some toys and the water hose (making a river and lake for the action figures) and out of the blue i stopped what I was doing and thought to myself "I'm going to always remember this moment." And sure enough from then on I or something else would occasionally remind myself of it maybe once a year, or once every several years, until I got older (probably late teens) when I realized how bizarre it was that my younger self would do such a thing. Since then it has permanently been stored in my long-term memory. I may be on the spectrum.

You touched a shark nigguh

Well he wouldn't chase anything other than pennies. We were poor though, you're right about that.

for how long did you hold it in?

That's fucking powerful.

i have dozens of those moments. like brain photos or something.

For as long as I could

weeks? days? hours?

Holy shit I did this exact same thing on several occasions. I now have random memories of my my middle school basketball hoop, looking out the window of my bus and seeing a park, and looking at a green light in our living room.

That dude sounded pretty cool, he didn't even bother diddling you

I jacked off to hot babes on the shore of beaches while I was far out into the ocean.

The doctor touched my penis and balls?

I had something like that happen once. creeped the fuck out, and was near the shore as well, felt like a dead body. turns out it was a bag of sand.

She was a witch. You are prone to bad luck aren't you...

I did that a few times too.
But I can only remember two of them (I think)

lol i've done this before

Really, is there any reason of why a old ass doctor would touch a 4/5 yo while his mom is in the waiting room but you have never had any sexual problems when you were a kid?

where's the part where he touched you inappropriately? Or you don't remember?

>Looking at random porn
>Jerking it as I click through different videos
>Find video of a girl sucking off a horse
>Wtf
>Not into it but keep jacking off anyway
>Try getting into to see the appeal
>Imagine I am the horse with that giant dick
>Nut all over
>What the fuck did I just do
>Overcome with shame
>Never did it again but I remember it everytime I see a horse dick.
>I also might be autistic

nah my luck isn't bad. but i kinda wish it has some spiritual link to it.

>tfw hot young doctor lady feels your balls in front of your mom

My earliest memory is literally me realising that I was a conscious being, no old enough to think and reason and that I was a boy and being quite happy about that.

It was like I suddenly just popped into existence.

Possibly to make sure your testicles have descended properly.

I would see like 3 different docs over the years at the same office as a kid, all of them would touch my cock and balls, flick it around between their fingers. Always thought this was normal

You're not supposed to remember that part of the simulation.

Am i too ignorant or you guys dont know why either?

be glad you don't remember the part before this...it's literally the stuff nightmares are made of

My parents used to know a guy when I was a young kid. I remember he was very tall and older. Used to buy eggs n stuff from our farm. I always felt uncomfortable around him, would never talk or be around him if it was possible. He ended up killing his wife and himself one day. My parents thought I was clairvoyant after that

That is why, if they havnt decended they have to get then out of there, it'd also to check for hernias

I used to hear voices.
From age 4 to around 8 or 9.
They came from my left elbow.
I don't remember what they said, but they disturbed me greatly. People would ask me why I would repeatedly pound my elbow into hard surfaces (usually brick walls). I just shrugged. Never told anyone it was to make Satan in my elbow stop talking.

Voices went away before I hit 10. Other than some moderate depression in my teens and twenties, no other mental issues. I'm an otherwise normal, reasonably sane person. The only weird part is that I actually remember the elbow shit, and don't know what the fuck it meant. The only thing even remotely weird left is that no one. and I mean NO ONE, has any recollection of me beating my elbow into walls, despite the fact I know they all saw it, and were all worried, for a time.

Totally not bullshit. True story, fucking weird as it sounds.

yeah those early ages consciousness seems to have been in and out until eventually it persists indefinitely

Kek

>Like 4 years old
>Thinking about swear words
>Look over my shoulder
>No adults
>Quietly whisper to myself
>"Fuck"

Days at most , I mean you can only get filled up with so much shit ,plus they gave me enemas and probed my fucking Anus to get me to go , I was an odd kid , I pissed the bed too until like 5th grade

my little brother and I shared a room growing up till I was about 16 or so and he was 13. I jerked off a few times while he was asleep. Found out later from a female cousin of ours that he wasn't ever really asleep. Also he's gay now, but I don't think I caused it because he acted very feminine from the age of 6 or so

Do any of you remember looking at static images and seeing them move? Like in my peripheral vision I'd see mouths smile or eyes move left or right.

I completely forgot I experienced this as a kid until I did acid and the same shit happened.

When I was 10 I briefly tried to start up a fledgling porno company with the local kids.

It never really went anywhere.

are you thinking of zoom?

I was around 13 and I found my mom's back massager, at least that's what I thought it was at the time. I caught a whiff of it one time and smelled amazing, could not stop smelling it. I would beat off and sniff it, would bust so hard from the smell

kek

>be me 6
>have friend who lives in apartment block across townhouse complex
>introduces me to a friend of his who lived in said apartment
>kinda already knew her as her and I went to preschool together and all that shit
>time passes, dudemanfriendbro is doing his own thing now
>still hang out with girl friend and stuff
>remember specifically our days and stuff as they were good
>years pass, 19 then, and see picture of some lady who has most physical qualities of said friend
>instantly reminds me of her
>ask around, friends and family if they knew who she was
>no one remembers shit
>I swear that she was real
>no one still remembers shit
>mfw

>Before preschool
>My cousins are over at my house
>The one a year older than me suggests we play a game
>"Sure"
>The game was sex
>We called it Pee Pee and Butt
>Would do this multiple times over the course of their two-week stay with us
>Caught once
>We were both spanked and warned that our parents could go to jail for this
>End of the trip is in a couple days, and they leave
>Nobody in either family remembers this
>I haven't seen him or heard about him since

Isaac, if you're out there still, good luck you magnificent bastard.

Holy fuck that's it. I guess I misremembered a lot of it.

But that's the show. That actually gives me some catharsis.

>3rd grade
>home alone after school, small apartment
>hear the sound of a child laughing and jumping on my mom's bed
>learned years later my mom had a stillborn before me

>tfw when you realize your mom has dirty panties in the hamper

How old were you, thats actually pretty common in younger kids. In older kids it is also a sign of sexual abuse.

>Mom wins custody of me and brings me far away
>Have to go visit dad for summers
>dad lives in little town with 1000 people and 80% being old farmers.
>Late night in basement playing Battle Tanks on N64
>Notice on the side of a dresser was a box
>Box has tones of blank named VHS tapes
>Tapes are old porn
>Master bait vigorously every night
>One night see a newish tape on top
>Sweet dad got new porn
>Start watching and something starts to seem off.
>My smiles goes to frown as it starts to dawn on me what I'm watching
>As it still dawn the camera turns to his face
>I just watched my dad fuck someone.
>Boner is kill. Coulden't look at dad

I like this story

brother and I also shared a room when we were kids. also fapped one night, he was still awake. asked me what I was doing.

>>uhhh.. nothing, just playing belly drums

ayy lmao

>between 12-18
>occasionally have dreams of spending time with girl
>can see body and everything but could never makeout the face
>fast forward to college
>meet gf, love of my life
>been married for almost 7 years now
>has the same body as the one in dream

Call it cheesy or stupid but I think the person in those dreams was her

interesting, I did the same thing and I was "sexually abused" by my cousins. Really all we did was try to fuck but I could barely get my 8 year old dick in their 9-12 year old pussies.

Omg me too.
I have a memory of when I was around 8 getting driven to school, as we passed the stop sign near my house I thought to myself “I’m really young right now but one day I’m gonna remember this exact moment when I’m a teenager, an adult, and then one day I’ll be really old and remember this moment and how young I was ”.
sometimes I remember it, but it’s been a while since I last thought about it. I have a couple more of them, that’s cool tho I thought I was the only one that did that

Me, 2 friends and my sister break into abandoned building. Its all dark inside, and im first to hop in to wander around, in thick darkness. Then i hear my sister shouting from behind "hey! There are holes on the ground!". I look down, and in front of me there are big, circle shaped very, very deep holes here and there. If my sister didnt shout it, i would have just wandered into this kind of hole, didnt even understand to look down while wandering. I took a rock and dropped it into a hole, it took like 15 seconds to hear an echoing "blump", like there was water on the bottom. Later i heard that building was an abandoned shit factory, where piss and shit were processed.

Now, like 18 years later i still have nightmares and panic attacks of the effect when i saw those holes, lol.

heck...
Also, checked...

>belly drums

What do you mean? Like hold it in, or hold your shit in your hand?

>sister shouts to stop you from entering the wrong hole

When I was around 10 years old I would jerk off to the scene of Mary Jane making out with her boyfriend in Spider-Man 2.

when i was young i used to dream things (short situations or actions) and then happened in real life.

>Best friend and I are hanging at his house.
>Sneak out to go to another close friend that lives down the street past midnight.
>Go to his window.
>Scratch and knock on his windows.
>Hear dog barking and we run away.
>Next morning my friend is crying in English class.
>His dad got scared and called the cops thinking somebody was trying to break in and possibly tape him.
>Dad is the super intendent and I think he might expel me if I get caught.
>Lies and swears on everything it wasn’t me.
>Friend has nightmares so bad the next few days he misses school from lack of sleeping.
>Never had the heart to confess, still close friends.
>Guilt.

i miss the internet before they let red states get it.

I’m not sure if this is a routine thing kids get done. But I remember being really young, maybe 3-5 years old and being put on a doctors table, asked to put my legs up then had a doctor examine my vagina. I know i wasn’t being molested by the doctor because my mom was there, but I’m just wondering if it’s a normal thing for little girls to have their vaginas checked on at the doctors for no reason, or if I was going in for an examination because I molested and just didn’t know it.
Are genital checkups normal for kids ?

They were probably just a creepy fuck.

Idk if you guys ever watched this movie, but there is a scene where Injun Joe climbs in Tom's window and tries to kill him but it's actually just Huck.

I had nightmares of Injun Joe for years.

Fuck, you guys will hate me for this one, I hate myself for it
>be me, 4 years old
>go to friends house
>knock twice and enter because thats what I thought you were supposed to do
>one of their foster dogs runs out
>tell nobody, figured they would find him or he would come back
>nobody ever sees him again
>fuck
Still think about it sometimes

I just want to know what she does with the dog.

>be me
?13/14 or something
>plug in amp to guitar
>amp connected to mixer board connected to pa system
>amp is a fender twin reverb
>start playing shitty rock music
>out of no where sound emerges from amp
>its a tunneling noise
>it grows louder and louder and louder
>a woot is heard
> like a guy yeehawing
> it was like "WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO"
>noise went away
i still dont fucking know what that meant, what happened or why it happened
explain pls 4chab

no of course its not normal. your mom is just as fucked up as the doctor

I said sexually abused, not sexually awesome

When I was a kid I had a group of friends in the neighbourhood around my age, some a bit younger. We played on the streets near our houses.

One of the younger ones was the girl who was two years younger than me and she was the only one that wasn't from the same street as the rest of us, she came from three streets away just to play, shs always came alone and went home alone (when we grew up I learned that she had a horrible mother that was always too drunk to care about her kids).

Anyway, we always went out at around 3PM after we did homeworks and had lunch. She came at around 2PM and you could see her sitting outside super bored waiting for us to come out.

One day I went to the window tk see if she was already there and I saw her in a little alley beside the building in front on my house, we weren't supposed tk play there because it was full of dead leaves and snakss would roam around sometimes. What was weird, though, was that she seemed to be talking with someone. I remember getting a weird feeling in my gut and opened the house door to go out without even telling my mother, I went to where my friend was and there was a guy sitting in the alley, he had his dick out and was masturbating in front of my friend. When he saw me he didn't stop, he totally ignored me and asked my friend if she wanted to go see his dog at his house, that he'd take her if she was alone. I immediatly grab her hand and said "Sorry, sir, she is my sister" and dragged her to my house.

I was 7 at the time, I didn't know what was he doing at the time and it didn't occured to me that he was going to sexually abuse her or something like that, all I knew was that I had a terrible feeling in my gut, enough to make me come up with that lie even though I was white and she was black, hard to believe we were siblings.

I'm glad I did, though. We never told anyone, I don't know why and now know we probably should have. It makes me shiver to think about it and I'm 28.

Yep had the doctor do the same. I had a hernia when I was 4

imagine if you could see this guy again, what would you say?

>tfw young female doctor put a thermometer up my ass while mom was holding my hand

cool user

I did this playing links awakening on my gameboy in the back yard sitting on a bench looking at my dog during a sunny day as he grazed. Thought to myself he will die one day, its going to suck, but im going to remember this moment of him. 20 years or more later and its still as vivid as the day i saw it.

Are you sure? It was a female doctor, at a legitimate office from what I remember and it happened really quickly.

anyone remember kid pix?

I still hold my shit in my hand

you and i both know what she does

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> Be me, 5/6 yo
> Have two younger brothers
> One of them had a cool necklace of a dragon
> Few years later necklace bro don't come back from school
> Days later ask about him
> Mom says I have only one brother
> No one in family remembers him
> ff to present
> Wen to Mom's home to pick up some stuff
> Found dragon necklace
> Bro says he remembers it, that a teacher give it to him when he graduated and said he was sorry
> Mom still not remembering anything

Freddy, if you're still there I'm looking for you

I can't think of a good reason for them to be examining your genitals can you?

The earliest memory I have is of me and my dad at a water park sitting in one of those peanut shaped floaties in the wave pool. Next thing I know I'm underwater looking up through what appears to be 4-5 foot of water. I take a deep breath and feels like I chugged 2 liters of water in .5 seconds. Vaguely remember my dad pulling me up by my arm and coughing my fucking brains out. Never developed a fear of water oddly enough....

I have been sucking my friends dick for the past few years. None of our friends know

So you have instinct of being molested?

Here a boy, i dont remember anything that young but being 8-10 we had these kinds of examinations at school, doctor put a spoon under balls and all wierd stuff, dont know why

I believe they use some kind of light to find out about molestations

Same deal with me user.