Hello! My name is Parker Peters. Pic related is me. AMA?

Hello! My name is Parker Peters. Pic related is me. AMA?

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Don't be shy, guys! This is the only web you'll be stuck with me on. Promise!~

talking spiders would be cool.
would hug.

thanks friendo

I have two heads you can swallow. Good night.

are you man spider?

what fucking idiot names their kid Parker

I don't really have anything to say.

Look, I don't want to 'eradicate all spiders', I just find them creepy as fuck.

Spiders are like the hyper-quantum ninjas of the natural world, and that spooks me.

Be friendlier spiders when you see Simon Troy Cosgrove, PRETTY PLEASE.

Hello Parker Peters. I was wondering if it will rain on Saturday.

G'night
I am a man! Probably will be awhile before I mate, want to do some life stuff before a woman eats me after sex.
lots of people you meanie
Will do, Simon.
No, but it will probably snow. Mind if I come insde where it's warm?

>Mind if I come inside where it's warm?

Only if you promise to eat all the bugs.

Why are you pretending?

That's the only thing I'll ever promise.
Why would I pretend to be a spider? Wouldn't I want to be something cuter?

How are you typing if you're a spider?

He jumps on em really fucking hard.

Parker you can't be down on yourself like that, you're adorable. I would pat your lil spider head and give you a safe nook to hide in so you can kill all my meanie bugs.
Not wasps though, those are too dangerous, I can handle them for you buddy.

i love jumping spiders!

Faggot your a nigger lover

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Don't talk about Parker like that you cunt.

Same! They're little eyes just melt my heart, I wanna huggle them

--> Thanks, but where do you live that has wasps inside? You should probably move before you invite guests.

This is the worst horrorcore I've ever heard.

I live in Florida, they don't live inside but they get in every once in a while and I have to teach them a smashing lesson about breaking and entering. Down here its still a swamp, it just got rolled over by bunch of concrete and palm trees, so bugs are still everywhere and it still constantly deviates from rain that could soak you like a bucket in 15 seconds to blistering heat so powerful you'll want to set yourself on fire. Anyway I must be getting up in less than 5 hours to get to work, have a nice night Parker, you're welcome in my house anytime. :)

Florida is fucking terrible

Not even spiders like it there