Happy Halloween, Sup Forums!

Happy Halloween, Sup Forums!

Who's that Velma? Also, shitty looking Daphne.

>dat velma

Is Halloween like Christmas in America

Do people like wake up and say "happy halloween"?

I wanna lick those thighs, my man

>those sweat marks on the dude in the middle

Dayum son

Yes

im going as Heisenberg

Yep.
We have a tendency to over celebrate any excuse to drink.

It's pretty great.

Velma is Jennette McCurdy and Daphne is Miranda Cosgrove.

Cheers, big ears

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kek'd

>Shaggy
>Has slicked back fag hair with product

that Fred nigga looks more like Hank Venture, I think it's the ears and chimpy face

there are men in these pictures?

>dat belly
Is Miranda pregnant?

hnnggg god i wish. and i hope it's a mixed race baby.

>ywn be Chad

Calm down, Dan.

>Jennette will never work with Linda Cardellini and take turns sitting on your face

Was Velma always that cute, or was it just after Linda Cardellini?

I thought she'd looked dumpy before, but I can't find any images to suggest otherwise, and I'm wondering if she just triggered something in my brain to like cute nerdy girls in big sweaters.

>ywn be Chad
>ywn have a crazy Halloween coke fueled orgy with Miranda and Jennette

I know that feel ;_;

Velma has always been the available one, the one a nerd like you "could" fuck (except even she wouldn't). Daphne is out of your league and both you know it.

4u

don't make me cry, pls

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Meh. I'd have more to talk about with Velma.

Both are completely out of our league.

She looks so old and fragile. Sad.

why is she wearing a daphne costume over her spooky skelleton costume?

at least this group costume is kinda creative. Ive seen at least 15 Harley Quinn's since Thursday

Daphne costume over a skeleton costume paired with a Michael Jackson mask

no new ghost stories anymore
damn

Yeah I think she was always hot but she wore that frumpy sweater all the time. So it made her less attractive.

>dat outfit
Daaaaamn.

DELET THIS

moar pics pls

Her career is dead. Miranda is destined to be a defeated trophy wife for some very old rich perv who fapped watching icarly.

>tfw there is a group of slutty 13-15 year old girls who live in my neighborhood and there is a very high chance they will dress like whores and come to my house tonight if lights are on.

What should I do? My parents don't buy candy or hand it out on Halloween and they would give me weird look if I said I wanted to hand out candy because I never have done this before. But they will be asleep most likely anyways.

I was thinking of setting up a camera which focuses on door when the girls come.

give those sluts some x

Get a couple bags of candy and hope they show up.

>having low standards
kys

That's creepy as hell, but you just can say your parents that you want to try for once and have some Halloween's fun. You know, to do something new.

Yes, I just went to mcdonalds and all the employees were dressed up

>they would give a weird look

its interesting that your parents have already sussed you out as a paedo

That's so beta that it hurts.

shaggy dont even look stoned breh baka baka

>Daphne
>no pink tights
Fucking ruined.

I have a coworker who looks like a fatter, older and whiter Miranda

>implying she was not a defeated trophy slut almost all her life

He's too sad because his gf dumped him

fugg, got any moar?

Is he famous?

>Dan Schneider fucker her
>Jack Black fucked her too
I bet she got a grudge against fat guys with messy hair now. So no chance for me.

>americucks "go out" until 2 am and then go to sleep
Nigger, down here in Argentina we go out at 3 am

Dressing up is a joke for people without a sense of humour.

No wonder Americans love Halloween.

Not really. He was on Liv and Maddie with his ex and was just in the Rocky Horror remake

>dat beaner shaggy
I am completely OBSESSED with Jenette's godly ass

Don't worry about it. If you are insanely rich or a Hollywood producer, you will always have a good chance.

>the icarlys will never confort you after being dumped by your girlfriend.
Wonder if that chad fucked then.

I'm more interested if they fucked with their costumes

Probably he just lifted her Daphne dress and fucked her hard from behind.

Scoob thread?

fuck off

That's a wannabe actor.

Best Daphne coming through

Yo, that Velma...

..Is absolutely heavenly.

So, basically, my schedule for today must now work in an investigation into Velma 34.

I thought I was going to go looking for sexy witches or something, but this will do.

>you will never be a wannabe actor fucking icarly just for Halloween fun

Friday night I already saw a Rick at the Supermarket and a girl as Castiel on the way back home.

bump

don't make me fap, please

no velma is this

Story? Do you work there?