Trying to get a friend to start browsing Sup Forums. Whats the best way to turn him?

Trying to get a friend to start browsing Sup Forums. Whats the best way to turn him?

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fuck you

You don't.

fuck you again

Do a tribute to his mom's facebook picture and send it to him.

"Hey man, check out this website. It's hilarious!"

gay

Send in the traps

newfag

Those jeans are gay nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=z6w8nVyFQC4

idk, I showed it to my younger brother and he didn't liked it, first thing on Sup Forums was a guy sounding himself with his finger.

Showed it to my mom, just some blue boards, like /fa/ and /sci/ etc,
>where's the porn, show me the porn _the hard stuff_
>go look for it yourself, just look out for the real messed up shit

mfw I got my mom into Sup Forums.

Tell him he can fuck you in your ass if he looks at it.

You don’t, you come here naturally. Now go fuck off nigger

she's more fucked than I am, and she quickly got the idea of lurking, idk how but I know some people who've come here for a whole year and still are newer fags than her, so... I guess that's that.

It was kind of on accident too, we were talking about web design and shit, it derailed into a convo about internet subculture and eventually I showed her some of the more inoffensive stuff.

She already knew about some gold that came from here, like dubbing the dew and the like.

Really hope it doesn't fry her fucking brain too much. Next time I see her she's got a fucking swastika in her bedroom and has Sup Forums bookmarked on her shitty laptop

Spiderman thread?

You fucking don't. Next thing you know he's accusing you of being a gay pedo.

All I'm trying to say is, don't bring people here, It's a terrible idea, and I'm very much afraid of what she's going to turn into.

I guess I'm sorry, I'm sorry Sup Forums, I delivered the normiest normie to you and also I'm sorry mom, you really shouldn't be here :^)

sure why the fuck not

Do my eyes deceive me?

he probably is tho

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tell him you a gay pedo he'll want to join

>Openly talking about recruiting people to join this god forsaken place

Truly the last nail in the coffin of Sup Forums.

Make a thread saying hi to her. Tell her that you love her. Maybe she is here.

>I want a way to bring normies here to ruin the site even more
Fuck off nigger

There is this awesome website you have to see! They used to be leet until all the hackers fled to Twitter. We used to be able to raid chatrooms but now most threads devolve into hackneyed country v. country arguments so we don't really get around to raiding anything anymore. Don't mind the overwhelming amount of pictures of penises; this isn't a gay porn site! I swear! No really... Yea that is a lot of dicks but seriously this isn't a gay porn site!

Jesus...

itt: >MUH SEKRIT KLUB

this boards been dead for like 10 years you fucking newfags

If he is not here already dont bring him.

Sup Forums is like homosexuality.
>Not for all people
>Only degenerates subscribe to it.
>Mostly males
>We have the rest of the world but we also want to fuck it.
>

It's late and she's sleeping. I'm awake cause long ass uni break.

Either way, everything is archived nowadays, so one day I might show this to her kek.

love you mom, just lurk moar.
And remember, I could have turned out MUCH worse

*hate

>And remember, I could have turned out MUCH worse
I want to tell my parents the same. But they first have to know Im fucked up.

how fucked up are we talking here?

Post Porn of Him and Post his address/ Phone number.


He will keep coming back to Sup Forums. Even if its just to see himself Nekke.

Not much.
I feel bad today because I found out I like guro.
Like pic related.
Im not aroused by it. I think it looks cool but still. Its weird.

I also believe a lot of what Sup Forums believes about women and cultural shit in general. And I watch rekt threads before going to sleep. Idk why.

Opps see here

still recoverable kek

I too have a lot of politically incorrect ideas, but I like to think I'm agreeable and even when people disagree with me, it's not too bad, you know what i mean? I guess the biggest gauge for that is I can do the same thing: understand people even while disagreeing with them.

sometimes you can't do it, some people are dim witted shills for the some idiot or idiotic idea...

but I'm friends with communists and anarco capitalists and everything in between so I guess I mask my autism really well

Either way, keep the porn away from her and try not to get hooked into it, I started to like some shit (not guro, but I didn't want to like it) a while ago and if I hadn't dropped it, I'd be really fucked up by now...

Also, counter the Sup Forums with some common humanity some times, just so you wont become a cringy Sup Forumsack, stay a healthy quasi-nazi

Bye folks, it's 4h20, time to sleep

CP and lots of it.

That he will most likely end up killing himself. But if he's an autist he's cool.

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