Movie features sex/hugs/kisses or any kind of intimacy between man and woman

>movie features sex/hugs/kisses or any kind of intimacy between man and woman

>watching movie with mom
>suddenly sex scene

so? why are you so insecure faggot

>mom keeps looking at your junk
what do brothers

>Watch Enemy at the Gates with older sister
>THAT scene comes on
>it just keeps going
>and going
>and going

>know when sex scene comes on
>"I have to take a piss"
>sit on the toilet and listen for when the scene ends

>sit on the toilet and listen for when the scene ends

This. Another classic is
>brb, getting something to drink

reddit needs to leave

>sex with mom
>suddenly sex scene appsars

why do they do this to us bros? Who wants to watch a generic chad pounding a slut scene?

Me desu

>movie features sex/hugs/kisses or any kind of intimacy between woman and woman

>come back
>next sex scene starts
>"uhm I have to go again""
>mom asks if I need help licking her lips

>doesn't enjoy a cheeky wank-break in the middle of his kinos

For some weird reason I can't handle this either, and I'm /u/ as hell. I hate watching "mainstream" or "art" actresses going "lesbian" for a scene. The only way I enjoy girl-on-girl action is on porn (doesn't matter if actresses are gay or "bi") and animation.

>movie features intimacy
>recoil and you're not sure if it's because you've never had it, are afraid of it or truly don't want it

>watch game of thrones first season with a male friend
>Renly and Loras having sex
>friend literally covers his eyes and says "no, no, no..."

What did he mean by this?

I'm pretty guilty.

He's bothered by such pandering schlock. I can't blame him.

It depresses me

>Starting Mr Robot
>Jeez, Elliott looks like a character I could realate to
>Has sex in the first episode

Everyone in my town thinks I'm gay