>movie features sex/hugs/kisses or any kind of intimacy between man and woman
Movie features sex/hugs/kisses or any kind of intimacy between man and woman
>watching movie with mom
>suddenly sex scene
so? why are you so insecure faggot
>mom keeps looking at your junk
what do brothers
>Watch Enemy at the Gates with older sister
>THAT scene comes on
>it just keeps going
>and going
>and going
>know when sex scene comes on
>"I have to take a piss"
>sit on the toilet and listen for when the scene ends
>sit on the toilet and listen for when the scene ends
This. Another classic is
>brb, getting something to drink
reddit needs to leave
>sex with mom
>suddenly sex scene appsars
why do they do this to us bros? Who wants to watch a generic chad pounding a slut scene?
Me desu
>movie features sex/hugs/kisses or any kind of intimacy between woman and woman
>come back
>next sex scene starts
>"uhm I have to go again""
>mom asks if I need help licking her lips
>doesn't enjoy a cheeky wank-break in the middle of his kinos
For some weird reason I can't handle this either, and I'm /u/ as hell. I hate watching "mainstream" or "art" actresses going "lesbian" for a scene. The only way I enjoy girl-on-girl action is on porn (doesn't matter if actresses are gay or "bi") and animation.
>movie features intimacy
>recoil and you're not sure if it's because you've never had it, are afraid of it or truly don't want it
>watch game of thrones first season with a male friend
>Renly and Loras having sex
>friend literally covers his eyes and says "no, no, no..."
What did he mean by this?
I'm pretty guilty.
He's bothered by such pandering schlock. I can't blame him.
It depresses me
>Starting Mr Robot
>Jeez, Elliott looks like a character I could realate to
>Has sex in the first episode
Everyone in my town thinks I'm gay