OFFICIAL METS VS BREWERS

panic edition

Lineups:

>mest

1. Michael Conforto (L) LF
2. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) SS
3. Jay Bruce (L) RF
4. Neil Walker (S) 2B
5. Curtis Granderson (L) CF
6. T.J. Rivera (R) 3B
7. Lucas Duda (L) 1B
8. Rene Rivera (R) C
9. Matt Harvey (R) P

>broors
1. Jonathan Villar (S) 2B
2. Eric Thames (L) 1B
3. Hernan Perez (R) LF
4. Travis Shaw (L) 3B
5. Domingo Santana (R) RF
6. Jett Bandy (R) C
7. Keon Broxton (R) CF
8. Eric Sogard (L) SS
9. Matt Garza (R) P

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Harvey either pitches a no-no or gives up 8 runs in the first.

>garza
Take your free win and go.

Game doesn't start for an hour pal.

yeah i'm a retard. not making the threads for a week fucked me up

It'll be the 2nd one.

It's at 7:00, Wiscaaaaansin time.

Don't interrupt Nipscribbles when he finally admits to being a retard.

Did the team breathalyze Harvey when he came to work today?

Bet he was at the Miller brewery all day pounding beers and hitting on fat Wisky sluts.

ok let's try this again

>the meats

sup guise. i missed the early game the other day, woke up to hear about the familia disaster.

let's beat up some brews.

Wonder how this game will be blown today

>Brewers wearing throwbacks
Why don't they switch to it already?

because then you cant sell both the moderns and the throwbacks to your fans for extra jewbuxx

i like the throwbacks, that's the logo and uniform i grew up with for brewers.

Been wearing them for throwback fridays like 5 seasons now

>could get as cold as 50 degrees tonight
>hurr gotta close the roof 2cold durr

why? 50-60 degrees is maximum comfy

at least brews have a roof.

New York Mess

Harvey's career as a starter is over. If he's smart, he'll re-invent himself as a reliever soon.

At the knees Assdribble

>just heard familia news

wew lad. Terry and/or Ray Ramirez on the DL when

pretty bad inning considering it's matt garza

Of Garza and Harvey, Garza is the superior Matt.

jesus eric thames' biceps are massive

>steroids
His testicles are shriveled like raisins.

>walker
>walks

>Curtis has two weeks
No he should have no weeks because he did this shit the previous 3 seasons. He's lucky Nimmo is injured and Lagares can't bat.

>those sausages behind home plate

don't mind me, just posting this for the last time this season

whats up with that second one, looks like a zombie dog.

>doodoo

Sure am glad Duda is back

tj "i literally can't stop getting hits" rivera

Take him around the shed, boys, he's done.

>harvey

what the fuck.

>Brewers take insurmountable 1-0 lead
GG, see you tomorrow.

jesus granderson is so bad in center field

Okay either Harvey shits the bed even more or he gets it together but the offense can't do anything

2 WEEKS LMAO

Whats this 2 weeks shit about with Grandy im out of the loop

I wonder what Jon Niese is up to right now?

Why not put conforto there? Terry is a mystery of senile dementia.

I miss John Maine so fucking much

i'm guessing shits the bed. he's looking like crapola tonight.

Harvey relegated to AAA when? Fuck this shit.

thank you waterdude

lol so best case we get 4 IP out of Harvey, bullpen gets immediately worn out after the off day

fire matt harvey right now

wew lads

thames got some issues there man, does he doat every time he SO

wow that was big for harvey

>Syndergaard is injured
>Harvey is shit now
>Wheeler is mediocre
>Gsellman was a mirage

Generation K 2.0

Tragic news for an NYC local ad: Cellino is suing Barnes to break up their firm.
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wheeler looks pretty good

Wheeler is not mediocre, he has amazing stuff, he's only gonna improve from here,

Gsellman needs to be sent back to AAA so he can get his bearings straight again, unfortunately we don't have the depth for that atm

>this microphone

Oh my fucking God. Why in the fuck is he swinging?

>SNY production

get this guy off the fucking mic. PFFFFT BZZZ its broken anyway. fuck.

this dude is so annoying

Pls don't bully gorman

>hurrvey

>Shaw screaming "FUCK!" after striking out

Wew lad. What's with all the roid rage on the Brew Crew?

Everyone on Milwaukee has really bad roid rage.

Can't wait until this team gets busted. Worst organization in the league

"FUCK!"

i go outside for 1 minute, 2-0. ffs.

How far out of a wild card berth will the mets fall? 5 games? 10 Games?
>I say they miss the WC by more than 10 games.

>Badly lit little league field

BTFO

This team has finished .250 before, and this might be the year for them to do it again.

Walker did something?

WALKER!!!!!!!!

Walker!

They'll be lucky to win 75 games.

good shit walker, for once

>walker is the only productive one in the lineup

I'm getting flashbacks of 2016

DINGERS

this game is just a mess.

The team is a humongous mess, so. Y'know. Fitting.

we almost need him to go 6 at this point with the way the bullpen is

God damn it Comfy just missed it

>tfw no dinger

BASED assdribble

ok cmon guys let's have a productive inning already.

WALKER
A
L
K
E
R

Based walkman. Although I don't get why they didn't just put Neil on and pitch to Shitterson since he can't hit for shit.

...

YES WALKER!

walker is getting shit done. do the brewers think granderson is still good?

>Bruce

BRUCE NO!

How in THE FUCK do you allow that to happen?

>jay booce

Ah.. right. Harvey. He's on the mound. Never mind, Brewers lead incoming.

thats gotta be it for harvey.

Should have taken Harvey out and had him go out with a somewhat successful start. He always crumbles exactly at 100 pitches anyway.

>>harvey

Called it. I unironically and literally actually fucking hate Matt Harvey. I want him off this team so bad.

>harvey

>guy with 8 homers in 6 years
>light hitting rookie backup infielder who hasn't hit for shit
>both hit absolute bombs

how fucking bad is Harvey?