Asked my gf in the car today if she'd fight in the next war, and she replied a resounding "no"

>Asked my gf in the car today if she'd fight in the next war, and she replied a resounding "no"
>Called her a coward and told her I'd fight at the drop of a pin, they wouldn't even need to implement the draft
>Asks me why I'd want to die so quickly
>"It's not me who will die. We need another war to kill these liberal cucks and degenerate scum"
>She just looked at me like I was crazy
>Mfw I'm one of the few sane ones

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> italians
> going to war

plz don't

>the next war


Wtf are you talking about Mexico ?

>wants to start a war against meme terms coined by Sup Forums like 'degenerates' and 'cucks'
Sup Forumstards are mentally ill

>Italians fighting
Oh my god. Orbital sides.

BUILD WALL

I laughed at this harder than I should have.

All wars are dysgenic.
Migration IS war.
Migration is dysgenic.
The war to stop migration will be dysgenic too.

Thats good ;)

You did the right thing, don`t mind the haters. Forever Allies

Ethiopia better gird it's loins

are you fucking stupid? She is a woman, she's not supposed to fight

>women in combat

Lmao

>dying for cucks
>dying for jews
>dying for brown people
>dying for liberals

The only way I would fight is if I was a drown or apache pilot, sniping fat tubs of lards and brown mudshits from 1 mile up in the sky. I wouldn't even care if I had to bomb hospitals or playgrounds. Purge that shit my nigga.

youtube.com/watch?v=u95JTXzyHyA

Its fun to pretend but there isnt much point in talking to women about politics. They will always lean towards the feels side its just their nature.

>drown

drone*

>asked my "gf"
Stopped reading right there

>Italians going to war
kek, go invade Greece, France and Austria, tell us how that goes. I bet Austria could get back rightful clay.

Heh...... you fucking fools...... I will be the only one to survive the upcoming crisis. You call yourself redpilled? Soon you will be deadpilled..

>Asks me why I'd want to die so quickly
>Implying you will not die anyways
>Implying dying at the room of a hospital drowned in your own blood (yes you got a 90% chance of dying like that) its better than dying with honor on a battlefield

You gotta do something with your girlfriend and made her white middle-class ass change a bit. I fucking hate well-off cunts.

I know some italians and they are not soft. I honestly dont know why they sucked so much at wars.

same here, hope a warr happens soon, preferably civil war since liberals wont go to drafts, we need to kill them as civillians

get a load of this guy

>I honestly dont know why they sucked so much at wars.

No discipline have long been the southerners problem

Women are stupid. They cant comprehend the thought of fighting for something that you believe in.

>Just realizing that Sup Forums is full of right-wing reactionary bipolar social rejects with a slightly above average IQ
The INTJ & INTP personalities are very rare in general, but ubiquitous here

>tfw nigger, traitorous, inept Italy is resisting to degeneracy while you'll live enough to not recognize anymore your cucknited cuckdom

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OP in his battle gear

>slightly above average IQ
>slightly above average
130 + Iq last time polatrds did the check in threads.

Your countrymen almost give Swedes and Brazilians a run for their money in the 'World's Most Effeminate Male Population' competition

I don't know what my IQ is, but I'm INTJ leaning to INTP

kek Britain you're equal with us Swedes

Italians are leagues better than both of us, so are Brazilians.

wtf are you talking about?

How the fuck does autist like you have a gf?

whatever makes you sleep at night, cuck

>go to service
>first day be waken up by a good ol' punch right in the nose, just like that, just to make a tough guy aout of you
>cry
>go back to your mamma's basement
>post on /pol

>Not creating a country worth dying for

he is italian, they have big dicks and look handsomem

no homo

The UK has serious problems, but the idea that we are even remotely in the same league as your Rapesvillistan is frankly risible. The fact you consider Italians and Brazilians to be masculine shows that you need to take your girlfriend's dildo out of your ass for a minute and have a look around.

Your country is literally a joke, but deerrrp here's a poll.

shit makes my fucking dick hard, take that you fucking hadjis

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Happy Anniversary

I doubt those tests are accurate to be honest.

I scored around 128 on actual tests. Nothing impressive but not common either.

130+ would imply most people here are very gifted, and come on, dont make me laugh.

Sadly, most people here are Sup Forums dwellers without a coherent ideology. Their lives are mediocre at best. Nobody would take them serious in real life. They achieved nothing, and they do nothing. When you hear their arguments, they cant articulate anything beyond typical cliches and random clippings.

Dont take me wrong, I am far right, and I wish we really were a community formed by capable people. But experience proves thats not the case.

>Your countrymen almost give Swedes and Brazilians a run for their money in the 'World's Most Effeminate Male Population' competition

>asks his girlfriend if she'd fight
>classic Italian

Was it? I remembered it being lower, I can see that though
>tfw 135 IQ

born out of a croocked referendum
people wanted the king becuse they knew the politicians would have been nothing but crooks and thieves.
still, they cheated the outcome with the help from cia and such. too bad.

Brit men are known to be effeminate, dunno why you would try and deny this on a internet forum. Especially dunno why you would say

Italian men are effeminate when they're well known to be the opposite, you could have said Swedes or Belgians or Canadians or Brits etc and no one would have even disagreed with you

very strange

>Your country is literally a joke, but deerrrp here's a poll.

go back playing cricket faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=uFyocLEhdE0

guys name is "Shams" ffs

.t Italian in Istria
Or Venetian

I want to participate on one of those before dying. I have to. Can you tell me how?

I can see 120-130 being the average IQ for most Sup Forumstards, there are always of course the summerfags, shills, and those cuck-obsessed pornposters

>asked a gf to fight
Did you hope that she'd agree to fight instead of you?

You are crazy, you fucking autist. Find some meaning in life other than muh nationalism

he meant the locals Ahmed

I thought the answer of a slav girl had chances of being a different one.

Only thing you'd fight is tears back when they start the draft.

>not recognizing a pasta

Fucking newfags

contact one of the four teams, red, green, white or blue.

Names are "Bianchi di Santo Spirito", "Verdi di San Giovanni", "Azzurri di Santa Croce", "Rossi di Santa Maria Novella".

If you are fit enough, after the training during the year you might get convocated for the competition. You better be a good boxer/kickboxer

67% of threads on Sup Forums are pastas and if you wouldn't respond to them Sup Forums would be dead

Bait.
>it's some shill stop posting and sage.
Bait
Bait
Bait
Bait
Bait
Bait
Bait.

>Falling for the liberal girlfriend meme

You dun goofed OP. Dump her, she won't make a good life partner.

Been here for years and these are both true

M8, your govenment was paying the Taliban 10.000$ per soldier to spare them and to refrain from attacking their positions.

Talibans are not liberal cucks or degenerates >:^)

>You better be a good boxer/kickboxer

I am nothing impressive, but I have sparred with all types of guys and I am used to get punched in the face. I think I will be fine.

You're getting iq and competence/capability mixed up. There are plenty of smart fuck ups who come here because the jokes and banter are thick and fast. Truly smart people don't really want bucket loads of 'intelligent' debate because they are trapped with that shit in their own head day after day. I'm not saying I'm smart, but Im certainly a fuck up there's that

>"It's not me who will die"
STHREET FIGHTA
ALPHA

We don't like to die to appease jewish schemes

>italians
>fighting in a war

>Your country is literally a joke
Says the one that needs to show ID to buy a butter knife, only to have second thoughts about his purchase afterwards. Ultimately being forced to choose between either binning it at the nearest knife surrendering station, or living in fear of the consequences stemming from being found in possession of such deadly weapon by the police, during their next wave of bike wheels & broom handles seizures.

Can confirm, those apply to me

Thats a nice excuse. They are just dumb, they actually engage the debates and they fail misserabily.

Good Bantz Mario.

all the sweedcucks scored 136+ and one some had140 (which seemed to be the maximum of the particular test)


whats funny /g didnt even want to make the test, they just slided the thread with stupid arguments like "online IQ tests dont matter"

>liberal cucks
u foooken cunt

This.

Guess who makes bank out of the small arms trade, who will be selling guns to militias and paramilitaries on both sides when the time comes? Guess who will be laughing their sides off as the flower of European youth rushes into the meat-grinder YET AGAIN, speeding the white race to its grave?

Guess who will be in an even stronger position when it's all over?

It's always funny to read you fat neckbeards talk about participating in an 'upcoming war'.

>mfw she starts cheating on her psychotic boyfriend

>> italians
>> going to war
>plz don't

ROMAN EMPIRE

>intj and intp
lol fucking plebs
ENTJ master race
"Hurr we iz introverted masterminds n sheeit"

>roman empire
>italians

>american education

>and nothing of value was lost

>expecting a woman to fight

Full blown autism.

plz. Albanians are more Greek/Roman than you are; whatever you are

>slightly above average IQ
>slightly above
>slightly

Hmmm...
I not sure whether I should be Insulted.

>Albanians are more Greek/Roman

Dear OP, I feel you but realize the Liberal cucks are the ones who would stay home. And you wouldn't.

I feel you man, in America if Hillary wins she's gonna want War with the wrong people to further the international banking cartel.

If Trump wins, I am for sure going to want to serve, but also knowing there is an excess of liberal cucks and they will all stay home and could make it even worse.

You could always serve in a way that deals with liberal cucks.

why would you ask a female if they'd go to war. women need to stay behind and take care of the children and elderly, plus women are weak and aren't great soldiers anyways

next time we wont help you italy :)

I feel the same way.

congrats OP you're a sperg
now kill yourself please

Italians don't go to war.
They surrender before the war hits them and stab their allies back afterwards.

Like France, but worse.

So I guess you're going to tell us that Italians aren't descended from the Romans?

And then invite a horde of muslim rapists into their own countries, to supply them with fresh fiki fiki to their sexual emergencies so they can bring in more culturally vibrant youths, all with the taxpayer's money

OH WAIT

>Asks girl to fight
>One of the few sane ones
Man you are just way too autistic

You mean like the people from South Italy that has been turned into a brown-skinned shithole long before Merkel was even able to buy bananas in the West?

;^)

Could you imagine the US military vs. The burrito military? I'd pay good money to see that.

They are both brown and fat, you wouldn't understand who fights whom