This might be a weird question but does anyone know any porn that helps with depression...

This might be a weird question but does anyone know any porn that helps with depression? Like a girl talking to you and boosting your self esteem while you masturbate? I want to kill myself so badly and maybe that kind of porn would be a change of pace

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any neet game. lots out of japan.

Just go to a bar dude.

youtube.com/watch?v=AglYrEjOn30

Not old enough for bars
Don’t want to play any faggot dating game, just want like a video

Ill talk to you user.

chaturbate.
pay for a private room and have them do whatever you want.

A talk would be nice

check asmr

It was a ruse, im actually a bot.

>not old enough for a bar

tell you parents, you'll get a therapist.

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About what? Why do you want to kill yourself?

"asmr personal attention" on youtube

My parents ducking despise me because I’m a trump supporter, my dad calls me a retard and waste on every chance he gets, but my mom is worse, she one time even said that I was th reason she failed as a parent in the middle of fucking Disneyland

The only girl I’m ever connected to just ends up using me and treating me like a fucking side character in a movie. No one likes me, I have to put a ‘funny guy’ facade so that I can cry for help while making it sound like a joke

Play some of those visual novels

>trump supporter
so you're an idiot....
who actively supports a politician? and thinks others care.

Today is my birthday and my parents forgot it as well. So ended up having a donut and leaving the house to search the gutters for cigarrettes because I’m flat broke and can’t buy any

I’m really not some crazy maga 2020 person, just likes him more than Hillary and I like guns and free speech. I’m actually pretty mellow with my beliefs

are you HUGE?
If so get the right type of huge and join a gym.
If not HUGE.
Find a chick to fuck.
consensual is best.

But.. you'll burn in hell if you die :(

>Trump Supporter

sounds like your parents are pretty damn right.

maybe you wouldn't be so depressed and have more friends if you didn't actively sabotage your fucking public image by looking like a faggot.

nobody wants to be friends with a cunt.

Jesus fuck haha get help user

Politics and religion, friends.
Politics and religion.

just watch some asmr, and watch same gender as you are. Weirdly i feel better when some guy does amsr for me even though i am a guy.

POV Cuckold porn should do nicely.

>porn that helps with depression
#justbthings

For those who do not understand.
To have friends you must be polite.
To be polite there are rules of etiquette.
There are rules about politics and religion.
These are things you keep to yourself and never speak of even though everyone has them.
Much like an asshole.

He clearly made his point clear that he likes guns and freedom and you make out as if they're not part of the constitution. His views are acceptable, you melt. OP,, do you want a conversation to help you feel better?

i like how you feel so important you explained your own words while literally noone gave a fuck about them in the first place

This

you wanna help with your depression stop masturbating and start a healthier habit. Your using fapping as a vice to make yourself feel better but the high is only temporary. Go take a walk or start exercising. You'll feel much more fulfilled.

I myself like ASMR, but it's hard to find good porn oriented ones......not in English, anyway. Japan has that covered, though. Good thing is that their voices are so soothing that it doesn't really matter that you can't understand what they're saying, you just enjoy the personal attention.

Give it a try, user (use headphones)
youtube.com/watch?v=ajBuL0RvUFs

You're right user, you're so fucking right

Just seems like you, libtard or trumptard, and many of this younger generation didn't learn how to be functional human beings and think others need to know and share your personal point of view.

>guy who posted one fucked up thing about the most famous asshole comparison and later felt the need to explain it insults others for sharing their point of view on public forum
when you see speeding car, jump in front of it

Left, right, libtard, or Trumptard. Everybody needs porn. Depression is probably the worst thing a human being can experience.

running out of material my friend?

You mom was right. She wasted her best years raising you. And do you think it was for you to become the shit you are now?. Shame on you user, shame on you...

are you fuckin serious

I have depression, take antidepressants and yet I can find few examples of worse things
>your child dies before you
>you are born with a disease that makes your life 5 years long, at best
>you live your life in your basement because your dad's last name is Fritzl
>1942, Germany and your name is Isaiah Goldberg
>be a woman in muslim country, have your face literally melted due to acid that your fucktard brother splashed on you, because he felt you are a disgrace to your family just because you got raped by 10 guys
>some fuckhead abducts you, keeps in his cellar, slowly flaying you
>schizophrenia

i bet that this sounded like a really good response in your head

Masturbation and porn are likely one of the major causes of your depression, along with weed/games/alcohol/etc.

Human life feels meaningful when we're striving towards a goal that matters, and we've evolved a chemical guidance system to drive us there. When you make progress towards a meaningful goal, you get a dopamine spike, which makes you feel good and make progress towards the next step.

When you constantly artificially drown your system in dopamine through masturbation/drugs/games/food/whatever, your guidance system breaks down and you feel aimless. Then you fall into depression, nihilism, bitterness. The way out is to stop fucking with your guidance system and let it do its thing.

But you've most likely already pickled your brain and there is no unpickling it. You can't go to "responsibly" enjoying the vices, if you try, you just relapse as your pickled brain circuits take over. You need to cut that shit off completely.

That's hard, but we know for an action (like smoking weed) to occur, three things need to occur simultaneously: 1) motivation, 2) ability, 3) trigger. Remove one, and the action doesn't occur.

Forget the first one, your fucked up brain will always want the vices. Focus on the last two. Make it as difficult as you can for yourself to do the action. Block porn sites, don't store drugs or shitty food at home, move computer to a shared space, anything that makes it harder.

Then try to identify triggers that make you want to, e.g., masturbate, and program yourself to automatically take another action instead. Like if you jack off the first thing in the morning, tomorrow when you feel the trigger, force yourself go outside and walk around the block. Do this consistently and the trigger will get reprogrammed for the new action.

Above all, decide what the fuck you want from life, and stop indulging in your vices completely. Move towards your goal and kill any problems along the way dead.

your dick hard or you just need a win?

the first one

oh wait, it's flaccid again

Yes there is I started watching JOI videos because I was in the same spot a few years ago. Sometimes they're demeaning. It's kind of like a coin flip if it's going to be a mean one or a nice one. Sometimes you just watch the mean ones anyway because it's a little bit funny they'd say that when they know they're going to get punched for it. but it's just a video so nobody punches anybody.

>It's kind of like a coin flip if it's going to be a mean one or a nice one
friendly tip mate, those mean ones usually have a strong indicator in their titles, like "humiliation", "small penis" etc.

no need to flip the coin

not op but thanks bro