Best Mug Shot Ever?

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>force another man’s wife to have sex with him
couldn't he just be black and just ask?

teen?

T-that's a teenager?

lack of sex will not be an issue for this young gentleman for some time to come.

>He offered a different version of events to officers, but acknowledged that he was underage and had been drinking.
>The teen told officers that he needed to use the restroom badly, but was 'embarrassed' because a woman was also in the restroom, the Sheboygan Press reported. He said that when he pulled his pants down, the woman reached for a knife that he had brought into the bathroom.

They should just shoot him. What a degenerate piece of shit

it's not so far fetched, nowadays 12 year olds look like yesteryear's teens

JUST

>Teen

the guy looks like he's been fed a diet of HGH for the past 10 years

what a pussy

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>Wisconsin man

>illegal twerk
>removed tatoo on abdomen
are these real convictions? this can't be real

gibs a qt

well, Blob is pretty cute

>petit larceny
u wot m8

>call 20 year old a 'boy'
>call 40 year old a 'teen'

What the fuck is wrong with the media

Anyone under 30 really is a boy

>>

Jesus.

rollllllllllllllll

>Sheboygan

There was a radio station that had a daily segment called "what's more Sheboygan" pitting two very real news articles against one another on which one was crazier/more Sheboygan. Ranging from people throwing shit at police from the back of a moving truck, hotel maids that threatened to cry rape if male visitors didn't fuck her, etc. HThat county ain't right, I tell you what.

>Sheboygan

Love these silly things.

roll for qt

ROLL

>teen

Do they smoke a lot in the UK or something?

He looks older than my Dad.

Double dubs, and I got.. Single dubs.

Well, shit. And no qt either since it's 22.

>uk
This wasn't in the uk

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>man, half of these women look like drug addicts
>the others look like whores
>oh, she's cute, oh so is she
>okay, they're not all bad
>oh man, Kristin is perfect
>"Tagged as Transgender"
I'm fine with being gay if that's what being gay means.

Give me something decent atleast

united kingdom, british empire, same difference

Roll for puss puss

better

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Ez

püenis

I was born and raised in Chicago, we used to make fun of the name SHEBOYGAN all the fucking time. I miss being a kid.

Alyssa, Alex, or Lauren

has /r9k/ gone too far.

qt pls

>assault Bodily-Injury
>bond $8million

the fuck?

how bad could it be?

Rollin' for that hot necromancer.

Roll for necromancer.

roll for juliana

Alcohol and sugar are horrible drugs

Can I get a reroll.

r0ll

This is for Katana.

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ROLLERINO

Rollin for a qt3.14 felon gf

69 get!

roll arianne pls

Looks like he is at least 40.....

Looks like you dead.

ms renee
statutory rape at 18, that's rough

ELIZABETH pLeasssseeee

as far as I'm concerned, these are all mentally challenged dumb bitches I would never even go near

rollin for 58-60

rollerino

>Teen

welp here we go

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Roll for 99

slide it

Alex looks older than she is, for sure.

Russell get

qt or Russell teach me to steal souls pls

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I'm not convinced he did this.

False accusations demolish lives.

Come on, yesterday I got Rosario (79-81). Give me someone cuter today.

rolllll

welll rooлл

Lets do it

My turn to spin the wheel

fuck it

rll

roll for qt

>hurr i dont like this thread lets derail it
reported

Are those actual convictions? Eh. who cares. Rolling for jailbait!

>Theft (Grand Auto)

Roll roll roll

Chris chan is arrested again?

Ill roll for a crazy chick.

k

Roll for necromancy

gib me Cathrine please
every other is just pleb shit

Wew

Let's eat cars and get hit by trash.

rolls

Rollign

Rollan for jailfu

Alright hit me.

well looks like i'm becoming a necromancer apprentice

This scumbag got me for about a grand. I've known him for my wgole lifeand showed up at my house out of klno where a month ago. Get this, dumb motherfucker ROBBED A GUY FOR HIS BIKE AT GUN POINT THEN GOT INHIS JEEP AND DROVE AWAY! He's goi g to prison for the rest of his life for a fucking bicycle. Hope it had a blow job machine.