Why do you not currently openly identify as a bisexual man?

Why do you not currently openly identify as a bisexual man?

>if you do not reply to this thread you will have bad luck forever

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No

Im not attracted to penis in general. Why dont you openly indentify as a scatlover?

Because there's no point in being ostracized by friends and family members for something that doesn't matter.

Because I am openly gay. You faggot.

How do you masturbate?

Gay is a myth. Everyone is bisexual.

You're making it objectively less likely to have a boyfriend. As long as you're okay with that.

Thats almost as funny as saying

>Bi is a myth. Everyone is either gay or straight.

Except nobody is 100.000...(∞sigfigs)% straight or 100.000...(∞sigfigs)% gay.

I just found out the other month that im not gay.

I used to fool around with this guy every once in awhile but i realized i don't really like it.. at all. I fucked him in the ass a few times.. didn't like it.. Got fucked in the ass once, hated it. I used to like sucking dick but now i don't like it.

Also hate gay porn, tried to watch it once but it was really gay, and all guys in gay porn suck dick really weird.

I like vagina

because bi means a number

I'm not looking for a boyfriend, so I am ok with that :)

it literally means 14

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>almost
But it isn't *as* funny, because it's more true than the opposite.

see:
You're bisexual and repressed about it.

so you personally know the inner thoughts and feelings of billions of people?

Fuck outta here with that assumption bs

What?

Rolling

"Eat a dick faggot" was a really powerful statement back in the day

If someone was 100.000...(∞sigfigs)% straight they literally could not masturbate or even stand the sight of themselves in a mirror.

Do I have to be attracted to my penis to make myself feel pleasure?

Because I wasn't molested as a child and am not mentally damaged.

/Thread

Openly?

Because people are assholes

>You're bisexual and repressed about it.
na i really just don't like it. At the time it was fun because i was doing something people would consider wrong and it was kept secret but i really just don't like it.

Because everyone subconsciously wanted to, and now in 2018 everyone knows that everyone actually consciously secretly wants to.

>At the time it was fun because i was doing something people would consider wrong
Your capacity to do it at all means that you are not straight. Also, you're redressing your attraction with another conceptualization because you aren't comfortable with yourself.

No because some art has to be assholes in order to retain relevance

Cuz i am not the gey

Why aren't you bisexual?

spin it however the fuck you want to spin it. I just don't like it. It's not a question if i do if i don't. I don't. I tried it, been there done that, don't like it.

Why is that hard to understand?

there are people in the world who are asexual. they have no orientation either way. is it really so hard for you to believe that pure straight and pure gay exist? i personally know people in those categories, and they aren't repressed about anything, just uninterested.

do you just want everyone to be bi so that you fit in? or do you really just like to throw wildy unprovable statements around like they are facts?

Because I cant masturbate to dick even when I try. I have to relate in a way when I see porn, dudes fucking doesnt do anything for me.

Cause not gay

Asexuals prove this statement wrong, you can be indifferent to your own self image; ie:not attracted in any way nor repulsed.

some people are like that, you fucking moron.

and besides, thats not the definition of %100 straight. sexual orientation only applies to what you do with other people, not with yourself. otherwise people would be called gay for masturbating.

seriously, are you trolling, or do you have some severe autism?

Rerolling

But are you bi?

Nobody is 100.000...(∞sigfigs)% asexual either.

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>sexual orientation only applies to what you do with other people

It literally has nothing to do with action of any kind.

It is only about attraction.

because I'm not attracted to men in the slightest. Kinda wish I was as it'd be easier to get sex

lol this statement is absolutely incredible. i love the way your mind works, user

How do you masturbate?

I identify as bi, not openly tho

just stop. you are seriously mentally disabled if you think this is a question that needs asking. just accept that you cant understand and move on pal

Coz I aint a fagget

I do, but only if it comes up in conversation

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Youre mom xd

You regularly give a man a handjob until he cums on you.

How is this any less gay than giving a twin brother a handjob?

My family is intolerant lmao

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low self-esteem

well news flash, most people dont look in the mirror and find themselves attractive. nor do they find theyre own sexual organs attractive. they can masturbate because it feels good, we have a natural urge to (most of us), and because they fantasize about the gender they are attracted to

You regularly give a man a handjob until he cums on you.

How is this any less gay than giving a twin brother a handjob?

just stop breh

thats equally gay ya dum twat

Suppress well big nig

>just stop breh

Why? Does it make too much sense that you'd rather just stop talking about something because it makes you uncomfortable?

Is that your way of "winning" an argument?

the only true answer fellow cock lover

Maybe because I am not bisexual? Dafuq kind of question is this?

That's stupid

Im not attracted to men. plain and simple.

you regularly give a man a handjob until he cums on you
how is this any less gay than giving a twin a handjob?

Thats the most retarded thing Ive ever read. Have this.

>something that is 100% the truth
>"absolutely retarded"

What are you talking about?

lol no i just realized you're trolling, so i stopped caring

you have fun now, ya heeeeyaaa!!!!~

you regularly give a man a handjob until he cums on you
how is this any less gay than giving a twin a handjob?

what part of this do you not understand?

Either trolling or stupid. It's never easy to tell.

>realized you're trolling

I'm literally not. I'm genuinely curious how you can think you are straight if you masturbate and not be delusional about the reality of the situation.

>something makes too much sense
>we better call it "stupid" because we don't like it!

"you regularly give a man a handjob until he cums on you"

I've never done that. Wtf man

ITT: anons that are retarded enough to think they don't wrap their fingers around penises all the time

You've never masturbated?

wat

You are an idiot if you thinking jacking off to porn makes someone bisexual. Waaaaaaay too dumb

/notgay/

Bi is too hipster. i prefer to think of myself as open to sex with everyone* including apache attack helicopters.

Is this how you always act when you're confronted with a truth you don't like for some reason (btw there is absolutely nothing wrong with being bisexual)

Omg wtf masturbation =/= bisexual.

LOOK UO THE DEFINITION OF BISEXUAL BEFORE MAKING YOURSELF LOOK IGNORANT

You hold a penis in your hand all the time, that's pretty gay dude.

My fucks already shit lol

If you were straight you couldn't milk the cum out of a dick.

Hey op, if you do not reply to my comment a close relative of yours will die within a week.

trips of truth

k

I win. You lose.

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Yep u won. This guy is a retard that doesn't understand definitions.

Right, you're bisexual because you enjoy both. Did you not read what I said the first time?

Cause gay culture has ruined what it is to be anything openly, faggots

Hey everyone!

GET A LOAD OF THIS TRY-HARD

not falling for it home slice b-boy dawg G

no one is really that stupid and if they are they should be ashamed to post on the internet even anonymously

Because it's gay and you're gay.

I am not sexually attracted to med dingus.

Retard alert

>Hey everyone!
>Let's all pretend we're str8 okay! This makes me too uncomfortable otherwise.

cause I got a gf

Then why do you milk the cum out of it?

Oh. I simply meant I couldn't understand a thing from your post:
Your stance, the truth you refered to, hell, I thought you were against being Bi.

Maybe you're just desperate? Or, indecisive?