Bundy vs Duffy
Orioles
1. Joey Rickard (R) LF
2. Adam Jones (R) CF
3. Manny Machado (R) 3B
4. Mark Trumbo (R) DH
5. Jonathan Schoop (R) 2B
6. Trey Mancini (R) 1B
7. J.J. Hardy (R) SS
8. Caleb Joseph (R) C
9. Craig Gentry (R) RF
Royals
1. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
2. Mike Moustakas (L) 3B
3. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
4. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
5. Salvador Perez (R) C
6. Jorge Soler (R) RF
7. Brandon Moss (L) DH
8. Whit Merrifield (R) 2B
9. Alex Gordon (L) LF
R O Y A L S
Will the Orioles sign someone to replace JJ if he doesn't improve?
Slide Manny over to SS and get a 3B?
dear orange ducks,
please sweep us
regards,
the kansas city royals baseball club
They're trying to wait on Mountcastle, he's hitting .305/.338/.542 but it's A ball and he's super young.
>BIG
>ORANGE
>DUCKS
fuk u m80 da yals are bringin da season back
>Jim Hunter
boooooo
>Palmer
yay
But we have a certified 3B in the minors in PEDRO ALVAREZ
how many days since the last race riot in baltimore?
THE ROYALS ARE BACK BABY
LGTSS
>yaks
>striking out to three changeups in a row
>surely he wont throw another
thought hosmer just moments before he walked back to the dugout
Pitcher's parks are gay
WHEELS
>J.J. Hardy hits a stand-up triple.
lolwut.
its because soler is retarded
>JJ triple
>Caleb double and first career rbi
this game
this is what a major league park looks like
This is the power of royals meme magic
KEK
lmao trumbo
HOLY FUCK. FUCK YOU WINDMILL DICKERSON
>testing gordo's cannon with some fatass
>running on Gordon
The fuck?
>he doesn't know about Bobby "Human Windmill" Dickerson
th-th-thanks gordo now pls hit over .200
the royals dont even require the leadoff to bat over .200
>that
>a catch
Christ its quiet
WET MOSS DONG
Ayy Moss did something
splash
kek a guy jumped into the fountains
>at first i though he was a navy seal
hud pls
your booth is meems
>hud starts reciting the navy seal pasta
pls
>Ryno what the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch. I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 1978 MLB draft, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on pieces of cheese, and I have over 169 runs batted in. I am trained in every position except pitcher and catcher and I’m the top color commentator in the entire Royals media booth. You are nothing to me but just another co host. I will commentate the fuck out with catch phrases the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in the seat next to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Joel Goldbergs across the USA and your microphone is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that drives the bus out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, grown man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can recite Hudisms in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in drip drip drip, but I have access to the entire arsenal of hungry rats and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the booth, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sneak cheese all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Ryan.
Caleb has a two double game
wew
>almost getting thrown out at second from the fucking warning track
>"Shit!"
Caleb with that elite speed to steal home
why are baltimore pitchers such faggots
>alex "face of the franchise" gordon getting pinch hit for by a fucking replacement level rookie
it all comes tumbling down
dude sucks now
worst contract in the big leagues
>gordo groin tightness
thank the baseball gods
noice
wow fuck Nuno
There's no excuse for playing Nuno in a close game
took a perfect throw
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
CALEB IS GOD
awwww shit
OH BABY A TRIPLE
WHY IS EVERY FUCKING CUB SO RETARDED YOU WERE PLAYING DEEP TO AVOID EXTRA BASE HITS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
>letting joseph hit 2 doubles and a triple
It's unironically his first career triple
gg orange birds
Gay
GG tho Royos
THE ROYALS ARE BACK BABY
>orioles fucking up the royal's tanking
this is totally planned revenge
why is soler fucking dumb and trash?
gg birds